This female reader has some fun with a small-dick guy…

My boyfriend and his friend/teammate (let’s call him Peter) from the local football club were drinking beer and watching football on the TV. After the game was over, I joined them for a glass of wine, and we had some fun conversations. At some point, I asked about the dynamics in a locker room. I’ve never done any team sports and was curious what it was like to see all your mates naked after an exhausting match.

My boyfriend said that it’s totally normal and that people don’t really stare. “There’s nothing weird to it. You just have a shower. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Well, unless you’re as tiny as Peter.”

He burst out laughing. I thought that was extremely rude and gave my boyfriend a mean look. Peter was laughing, too, but I was pretty sure he faked it.

When my boyfriend went for more beer and wine, I wanted to apologize to Peter, but his reaction got me quite curious. He said: “Oh, don’t worry, I’m fine. He isn’t wrong, you know. And to be completely honest with you,” he leaned a little closer to me, “I kind of like it when people make fun of it.”

I blushed immediately and didn’t know what to say. Still, fortunately for me, my boyfriend came back with the drinks almost immediately after Peter said that.

As the evening progressed, we all got a little tipsier. I couldn’t get Peter’s comment out of my head, so I decided to test whether what he said was actually true. “Babe, are you actually that much bigger than Peter?”

The two looked over at me, and my boyfriend laughed. “Haha, yes, I am! Do you doubt it? I can prove it.”

I couldn’t even answer before my boyfriend jumped out of his chair and pulled his pants down. “Look, I know I’m just average, but I’m so much bigger than he. Get up, Peter. Show her your little babydick.”

I’m pretty sure the alcohol made him say that, but I was very intrigued, so I turned to Peter and said, “Yes, Peter, show us your tiny dick.”

He flushed red immediately when he heard that. He got up, and I could tell he was anxious, but he slowly unbuttoned his pants. He pulled down his boxers and presented his dick.

It was small indeed, and to my surprise, he was super hard already. As soon as my boyfriend realized that, he started to laugh. “What the fuck? Peter? This turns you on? But look, my soft dick is bigger than your hard one.”

Peter turned even redder, which was so cute, so I decided to join my boyfriend in making fun of him. “Yeah, Peter, that’s embarrassingly small. How do you even make any woman cum with that baby chode?”

Peter mumbled, “Well… I usually use my fingers and my tongue,” with his head hanging low.

I looked over to my boyfriend and gave him my horny eyes. He smiled and nodded. So I got up and went to Peter and said, “You should be ashamed to have a dick that small.” I placed my hand on his chest. His heart was beating so fast. “That babydick will never satisfy a woman…”

I wondered if that was too much, but his small boner started to twitch a little when I said that. I got behind him and whispered in his ear, “You better have the best tongue in the world because your clitty is just not cutting it.”

I grabbed his tiny dick, and he flinched. I looked over to my boyfriend, who was enjoying the show. Another nod, and I started to jerk Peter off.

“Wow, my hand looks so big on your small dick.” Peter started to moan. My other hand wandered over his chest. “My boyfriend will show you how a real cock works now.”

I was going to let him go to guide him into our bedroom. Still, Peter started to tense up, and immediately after that, the twitching began. So I kept on jerking his small dick, and he erupted. Huge fountains of jizz spurted out of his small boner right there on our kitchen table. He moaned so hard and lost control completely, which was so hot. My boyfriend and I looked at each other and smiled.

“You can clean that up later. Let’s go to the bedroom,” I said.

Another reader is measured by his girlfriend…

One of my earliest experiences happened before I was into SPH. My girlfriend said to me one day that her friends thought I had a tiny dick. I was like, WTF? Why would they think that? (Maybe because I liked wearing grey track shorts?) I was traumatized. Humiliated!

Then, a few days later, as my girlfriend and I were making out at my place, she paused to ask if she could measure it. Naturally, I failed to see the connection, so I said, “Sure, why not?”

The truth is, I hadn’t even measured it at this point! So she found a ruler. I got hard and lay back on the bed. She lined it up over the top of my penis. And the expression on her face turns to one of utter shock and horror. The room fell silent.

“What?” I inquired.

She responded, “Four inches.”

Now I didn’t know too much about penis size back then, but I did know that it sounded small! I said, “No way! Do it again.”

I pushed as hard as I could, and she went in for a second measurement. This time, I could see her really scrutinizing the result.

“Well?” I asked.

“Sorry,” she said, crestfallen. “Still four inches.”

WTF! The blood left my small dick, and it went soft, and I whipped on my undies, and that was that for the day.

Flash forward about a week. We met up with her friends in the mall. There I was, wearing those grey track shorts again. I greeted them, and they all looked at me and quietly smirked.

My secret was out. 😳

Meanwhile, this reader was publicly exposed in a strip club…

I was working when I was in my 20s in an industry where we worked long hours, made good money, and went out regularly. There was a group of about 15-25 of us that, in any random combination, would be out at the bar after work almost every night. Mixed crowd, all between maybe 24-35, mostly under 30s. It wasn’t uncommon for us to go to the strip clubs as a nightcap, and a handful of the women would tag along and enjoy the environment, too.

One night, we went to the bar and then decided to hit up a favorite strip club. We were regulars and had a good relationship with the club and the girls. It was a Friday, and it was extra busy with some bachelor parties and groups, which always kind of amped up the environment. At some point, they deviated from the usual ‘take the bachelor on stage’ bit.

They grabbed a couple of guys who were regulars, including me and two other guys from my office. We had maybe 15 people there that night, and six women from the office. The strippers took us on stage and did the usual thing with a few dances in a chair, taking off ties and putting them on their necks, and had us down to boxers. It wasn’t the first time for that, and generally, that’s where they’d end the bit. I’d been up for that a few times before. The girls in the office always loved it and hooted and hollered up front, sometimes jokingly throwing dollars at us.

This time, though, they kept going after the song ended that had us in only boxers, and into a new one. There were five guys up there, 3 of us from my group. All of a sudden, the strippers yanked our boxers up in a wedgie, breaking the waistbands, and then yanked them down and all the way off. I was dumbfounded and shocked.

Standing on the stage completely naked, with my tiny dick and small balls now exposed to a handful of co-workers who were now very much laughing at me. A quick check along the line of men confirmed that I was the only one with a one-inch soft nub sitting on hairless small balls. The other guys were dangling over large hairy balls, the smallest cock among them, probably four inches long.

The strippers made small dick signs and pinky finger waves to everyone when they came to me, and it wasn’t flattering. I tried to play into it like they did, and I’m sure it was only about thirty seconds or so before they pulled up our ripped (and not-fitting) boxers and ushered us off to get dressed.

I tried to play it off afterward, and while no one directly said anything about my size, they did talk about the ‘performance’ for most of the rest of the night and brought it up many times afterward.

While this reader married the perfect woman…

I’m naked most of the time at home. I’m very small when flaccid. Sometimes as small as 3/4 inch. I was having a particularly small day and sat down in front of the mirror in our bedroom, and my wife was lying on the other side of the bed. She took a glance down through the mirror and started laughing. I asked her what was funny because I was not paying any attention. She told me to look down, and point, and my dick was by far the smallest I’ve ever seen it.

The way I was sitting made it pull back into my body somehow, and at first glance, you may have thought I didn’t have one. I was embarrassed and laughed along with her. She saw my face get red and condescendingly said, “Aww is your tiny dick embarrassing you?” and then laughed even harder.

I kept laughing with her and admitted to my feelings of embarrassment. She had said things about my size before, but never like this. She came over and sat next to me and took a selfie through the mirror with us, and kissed me. She has taken pictures before of us while I’m naked, and I’ve told her not to, but she just responded with, “Then put clothes on!”

I just assumed the pics were for her eyes only, but finally, I asked, “You don’t show anyone these pictures of me naked, do you?”

She responded, “Why else would I take them?” and then burst out laughing again.

I laughed with her again. She admitted that she’s shown her friends in person. She asked me if she could send the pic to her group chat, and I was so embarrassed and humiliated at this point, I didn’t even know what to say. She then showed me her phone, and she had already sent it. I was at a complete loss for words at this point. I didn’t think I’d ever love her more. I felt violated, completely dominated, and humiliated, and my heart was racing, going through it again, typing this.

This was like a dream come true, but also a nightmare at the same time. My wife wanted to show me off in front of her friends before we got married, but that never happened. I guess I probably didn’t need clothes on when her friends came over anymore. Thank god I married her. After the whole ordeal, she pushed me down on the bed and made out with me, and I came with almost no touch from her, just from how horny I was from it all. I love my wife.

This reader enjoys showing off on a nude beach…

It’s one thing to let it all hang out on a nude beach when you literally have less than two inches (soft). And guys with big swinging cocks and huge balls are everywhere on parade capturing the eyes of the women and making you look even smaller by comparison!

It’s another to be photographed by a sneaky girl pretending to look at her phone, who then glances at you with a smirk and walks off with her treasure. What to do? I wonder where these photos will end up.

I’ve had this happen on multiple occasions. The two giggling girls were lying on their towels directly in front of me. They kept holding up their phone to take a selfie with me in the background, lying with my legs open and little shrimp on full display. I actually got up and left.

There was the woman in a bikini who actually stopped less than 6 feet in front of me, pulled out her phone, and took not one but two snaps! She must’ve thought I was asleep behind my sunglasses. She looked at the photos, smirked, put her phone away, and kept walking.

At first, I was horrified by these encounters. I felt like confronting the women and asking them to delete the photos. After all, there’s a sign at the entrance of the beach that forbids photography. But as soon as you hesitate, they’re gone. Lost in the crowd.

Eventually, as time wore on, I kind of got turned on by this. 😂 I shared this with a girl, and she gave me a dare. A juicy one!

“Next time you go to the beach,” she said, “strip totally naked, leave your hat and sunglasses behind, and go for a long walk. If you see women with their phones out, walk past them, giving them every opportunity to sneak a pic. If you see girls taking group selfies, walk through the background, ensuring you’ll be in the photo.”

“Oh my God,” I said. 😱 “That’s fucking nuts.”

The beach I go to is near a university, and in the summer will be packed with thousands of people. It’s clothing-optional, but on a hot day, over 50% will be nude. And while signs are posted prohibiting taking photos of others without their consent, women will openly be photographing their friends and taking selfies, and sometimes sneaking a pic of a passing brood of men with big long swinging cocks. You can be sure the same is happening with women, too!

But a dare was a dare, so I decided to give it a go.

The next time I was down there, I stripped naked and walked through the beach with no hat and sunglasses, feeling so exposed and vulnerable. But I wasn’t seeing any phones out, just people having a good time. And then I saw the drum circle… It was magic hour, and a group of hippies were pounding on their djembes to a standing crowd of about 200 people dancing and swaying to the music. What I knew about these circles was that there were always a few people filming the entertainment, and the rules on photography were more relaxed here.

So, I summoned my courage, looked down at my 1 and 3/4 inch mushroom dick, my penis and balls freshly shaved, and sauntered on over. I was nervous, so I was in total shrinkage mode. Just a button. I held my head high and walked on through and rounded the corner and suddenly found myself square in the lens of 2 young women sitting on a log, filming with their phones. I froze and paused for a bit. They both smirked, but neither of them looked up from the screen. I was about 6 feet in front of them, blocking their view. In fact, I had now become the view! The man with the micropenis walking through the drum circle!

I looked at them, debating for a split second whether I should ask them to delete the video and forego this stupid dare, then kept on walking. Before long, I was back at my towel, wondering what I had just done! They now had the goods on me. My fate was in their hands. The internet is a big place, and for all I know, that video is out there somewhere!

Another reader is noticed in the gym…

I go to the University of Kansas, and will be a rising junior going into next year. I am 5’11, 160 pounds, with a Gold Member boner and a one-inch softy. It was the spring semester of my freshman year, and I always went to the gym at night when usually no one was there. I had been making crazy progress over my 6 months of being there and was really cocky, so I decided to go during the busiest time to show off my skills.

When I walked in, there were three times as many people as there were at night, and I was getting kind of nervous. I went to the gym in some gym shark nice fitted sweatpants and a coverup to show off my legs and bigger physique. I was mistaken for the pants, however. When I went to bench press, the pants stretched around my legs and showed a tiny nub as my bulge. I got many stares, as I didn’t realize it until my third set that the damage was done.

The guys were chuckling. As some smoke shows walked by, they laughed. I never could tell if those laughs were for me, but when I continued my workout, eyes would glance over at my bulge and smirk. Nothing was said to this point, but it was still an SPH experience nonetheless.

Meanwhile, this reader got some harsh feedback when his girl dumped him…

My ex-girlfriend wasn’t manipulating, but she certainly loved holding back the truth. I knew I was a member of the small dick club. Still, after I broke up with her, I got hit with a hard slice of humble pie. Basically, she told me that I was the smallest dick she’d ever been with (Silver Member) and that any chance of me finding a woman that would actually enjoy my small size was going to be impossible. The sad part was, she not only was right, but she didn’t even say it to hurt me. She told me I did make her cum, but never with my dick, only my mouth and fingers. She said I’d be better off just locking my dick in a chastity cage and just becoming a beta pussy licking bitch for some dominatrix. Ouch!

While this reader has a run-in with his cousins…

This happened about 2 years ago. I’m a Gold Member of the small dick club. I was staying in a cabin with my family in North Carolina for the holidays, and it was me, my cousins (18 and 22 years old), mom, dad, uncle, and aunt. My parents, aunts, and uncle stayed back while my cousins and I went out on the slopes to snowboard and ski, as it was the perfect weather to do so. We spent the whole day going up and down the greens and blues, all at the same time, racing down the mountain.

Unfortunately, when I was snowboarding, I fell pretty badly, which caused my cousins to race over to check on me. Both of my cousins were perfect with medium tits and huge fit asses. I was so cold that I didn’t realize when I felt that my pants had slid to my knees, exposing my nonexisting micropenis. They laughed unbearably for 10 seconds as I was struggling to pull them back up. They called me shrimpy and mighty micro. I was red and quiet as we continued down the mountain and got on the bus back to the cabin.

They laughed and asked me if I was cold or if I was really that small.

I responded in the worst possible way, acting defensive, saying, “I’m really seven inches, and it was really cold.”

They laughed and called my bluff, telling me to drop my pants and show them! I wouldn’t do it, being scared of the truth, and said, “It’s weird showing my cousins.”

They began saying they would tell everyone if I didn’t show them. So, I pulled my pants down and got hard. They laughed as I was clearly four inches short of the seven I boasted of being.

They cried laughing, saying, “That’s not just small, that’s fucking tiny.”

Eventually, they left my room and didn’t say a word. I’m still in fear of them exposing me to this day.

This reader sleepwalks into a humiliating scenario…

My girlfriend Taylor and I went camping with her friend Isabel one weekend. Taylor and I shared a tent, and Isabel had her own. So we all went to bed the first night, and we fell asleep. Most of what happened next, I heard from Taylor because I was sleepwalking. I normally sleep naked, and Taylor and I had some fun in the tent, so naturally, I fell asleep naked that night. I guess Taylor had woken up in the morning and gone outside, and Isabel joined her not long after.

They heard me shuffling in the tent and figured I was getting up when I opened the tent door and walked out. I was still butt naked. Taylor and Isabel didn’t know what to do. They started laughing, and Taylor said, “Oh my God, I think he’s sleepwalking. What do we do?”

Isabel looked down at my soft dick, which Taylor told me was one inch. Isabel laughed hard and proclaimed, “I’ve never seen such a small cock on a man before. On little boys, sure, but not on a grown-ass man.”

Eventually, I started waking up, and I heard Taylor say, “Well, good morning to you, too.”

I looked at them, confused, as they were laughing and pointing down. I looked down and saw my little cashew on full display and quickly covered up as they both kept laughing.

Isabel said, “I didn’t even know they could be that small on a man.”

They both laughed some more. I turned to run to the tent as Taylor whistled at me and said, “At least he’s got a cute butt. It kinda makes up for the babydick.”

They laughed even more. I have never lived this down.

*Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit (public domain content).