This reader got more than his ear pierced…

I had an experience at a piercing studio, but I don’t know if it was all in my head. I went to switch out a piece of jewelry for an ear piercing that developed a bump on it. My piercer, Swift, is a tall (5’10”), tatted-up, gorgeous blonde woman. Very pretty, I went to the studio today wearing running shorts, 5” inseam. I sit on the piercing table while she’s talking, and the shorts hug my thighs and crotch. Full display, but I didn’t realize it. While talking to Swift, I see her eyes occasionally dart down to my groin area. I think nothing of it.

She begins talking about the bump but still makes subtle eye contact with my crotch. She says, “Oh yeah, it looks really small. It doesn’t look like you can even feel it. Oh, I’ve seen bigger…” when talking about the bump.

Still, I felt like she was making innuendo about my small penis.

Then I looked in the mirror and saw that you can clear as day see the outline of my 1-inch soft penis. She continued talking about the ‘bump’ and, at several points, made the 🤏🏽 sign, using verbiage such as, “It’s just so small. Just a little baby-sized one.”

It was subtle but impactful. Maybe I’m imagining it, but that was an SPH experience.

Another reader has a clash with a fellow member of the small dick club and loses…

I (M26) recently let my girlfriend (F25) cuckold me. She had been telling me about wanting to open up our sex life for a while. She has finally had enough of just using toys in bed to make up for my tiny dick.

One day, she finally convinced me to give it a try and let someone else have sex with her. She told me about a guy at her work who was outed for having a small dick. She thought he would be perfect since I was super insecure about someone bigger than me having sex with her. I’m a Gold Member (fully erect), so anything is big compared to my micropenis.

The day had finally arrived; we were going to go through with this. He showed up at our apartment. He was shy and awkward when she introduced me to him. I’m sure it was also nerve-racking for him as this was a new experience for all of us. He was 5’9”, two inches taller than me. He was attractive, fit, and a year younger than me. We finally went to the bedroom when we got to know each other better.

He and my girlfriend made out for a while before starting to undress. My heart was pounding like crazy. I could feel my face get hot and red. It felt like my heart had sunk to my stomach. My hands were sweating, and I was shaking like crazy. My tiny dick was hard as a rock, and I could feel my underwear starting to get wet.

My girlfriend was now completely naked, and he and I were just in our underwear. We all made eye contact before my girl pulled his underwear down and exposed his hard throbbing dick. I was completely shocked when I saw it. He was twice my size! Is that considered small? Not to me, it wasn’t! My girl then told me to come closer and show him my dick now. I was hesitant, but I exposed my micropenis to him. The look of utter glee on his face when he saw someone with a smaller dick than his bronze member. I was completely embarrassed but so fucking horny.

For the next hour, I had to sit there and watch this ‘small dick’ fuck my girlfriend. He was pounding her like crazy the whole time. I was hearing her moan like never before, and he even made her orgasm… I sat there and watched every second of it while stroking my micropeen. I came several times and harder than ever just by jerking it to them. I had never felt so tiny and embarrassed…

The only thing that comforted me was that he prematurely came the first time and that the condom was too loose on him that they had to stop several times to re-adjust it. He would also slip out, just like me.

Once he was done fucking her, it was my turn. I slipped my little microdick inside her and pumped away. No moaning and no reaction to me sticking it in. Just: “Is it in yet?”

And that was enough to make me blow my load. Completely humiliated as this Bronze-Member guy watched me be unable to satisfy my girl.

Meanwhile, this reader is the talk of the neighborhood…

In my marriage, I am away a lot with work and returning home early one time. My wife was on the computer and came rushing out when she saw me, as I was not due home till tomorrow. Well, whilst getting me some tea. I put my stuff away and saw the computer was still on. So, I went over and saw she had been emailing a friend, Sue, who lives just around the corner, which I thought was odd as they see each other daily. So, I had a look at what she had sent. I saw they were talking about past lovers (I knew about them, so it’s no big deal).

When I saw her reference my ‘little’ one, Sue asked how little, and my wife replied, ‘Very. He’s a silver member of the small dick club on a good day.’

Sue did not believe it was nice until my wife sent her a couple of photos, one hard-on, which I confess I was not that rampant about, and one small where I had made it an inny as a joke. Normally, it’s from 1 to 1.5” soft.

Sue sent back. ‘OMG. I can’t believe it. Who would have thought it? Please tell Jill she shouldn’t feel so bad about her husband’s Bronze Member cock. Or does Jill know already?’

My wife said, ‘No, I don’t think she knows. You can tell Jill, but delete the photos when you’re done, promise?’

‘Yes, of course, I will,’ Sue replied.

Then I had to go, as she called me. When I returned to the computer the next day, I could not find any trace of them and thought I may have dreamt it. Two days later, I saw Jill, and she gave me the little finger wave. I said, “Pardon?” and gave an innocent look.

Jill laughed and said, “I have seen the photos. Don’t worry…” and then laughed again and moved away.

Knowing gave me such a buzz and a stiffy. I had to go and find Sue. When I bumped into her, I thought of how to bring it up. When she gave me the little finger wave, too. I laughed and said, “I hope you have deleted them?”

Sue smiled and said, “Not yet.”

“Oh,” I said, “Are you not finished showing them off yet?”

She gave me a knowing look and said, “Well, I could find a few more wives to show them to?”

With my heart beating and a full hard-on, I ask, “Please, who has seen them so far?”

Smiling and looking at my little bulge, she looked me in the eye and asked, “You like it, don’t you?”

I could only nod

“OK,” Sue said. “Well, so far, just Jill and Margaret. But, ask me next weekend, and she walked away.

While this reader regrets sending a girl his dick pic on X…

I sent a dick pic to a girl I was friendly with on X. I never send dick pics to girls I know, even if they ask, but since we didn’t know each other personally, I didn’t think anything of it. About a month later, I got a text with a link saying, ‘Is this you!?!!’

I opened the link and was in legit shock when I saw a post from that girl that went viral on our chat, including my silver member dick pic with my face in it (stupid of me, I know, but I didn’t think this could happen). The post has over six million views and a couple thousand comments. I know I’m not huge, but I couldn’t believe the body shaming and brutal comments. What scared me more than my dick pic being viral was the fact someone I knew texted me about.

I always kept my size kind of a secret in my social group and wouldn’t even hook up with a girl if we had mutual friends cause I didn’t want to risk them telling anyone my size. Unfortunately, only one person saw it before my entire social circle knew about it. I can’t put into words my embarrassment. I can’t look any of my friends in the face. I won’t even talk to any of them. Half that reached out to me were just guys I knew being assholes about it, and I won’t lie, they clowned me as bad as it gets.

There’s no comeback. I just ignored them. I was friendly with all my friends, girlfriends, and girls from work/town, and any group chats or texts with them ended that day. Well, one girl said how sorry this happened, and I vented. I asked her how many people knew, and she told me I didn’t want to know.

Of course, I pushed her to tell me, and she just said, “It’s bad. I’m sorry, but just ignore all of them.”

When I asked who’s ‘all of them,’ she showed me an Instagram group she was in with 18 girls, most of whom I knew well or who knew of me. The entire chat was dedicated to roasting me and talking about it. They do ‘comment of the day,’ where they send a comment from the X post and die laughing. Other than seeing one I work with, I plan to avoid all of them forever. The embarrassment is too much.

This reader gets stuck next to a black mega cock…

There’s a black guy at my local gym. He’s maybe in his mid-30s, so a bit older than me. He’s of average height and very slim. What stands out is that he has the longest penis, and he just loves showing it off, don’t ask me the size of it, but soft it’s about half the length of his thigh and surprisingly thin like his build.

I’ve seen him spend 10 minutes posing in front of the mirror, just trying to attract attention. He spends more time in the changing rooms than in the gym.

I’m the opposite of him: white, tall, stocky, and not very well-hung. Hard, I’m a Bronze Member of the small dick club. After a workout, my soft penis shrinks dramatically and looks tiny on me. We see each other around a lot, and I’ve gotten into the habit of saying ‘hi’ but never conversing.

Anyway, the showers were full the other day, and I had to stand in line next to him, waiting for a free cubicle. It was the most humbling moment of my life. Looking down at that anaconda and then my little nubbin and trying not to get a stiffy. When I got into the showers, I was rock solid and stuck there 20 minutes before it went down.

I told my wife about it, and she just laughed and said it must have been embarrassing for me. No sympathy. I didn’t mention I got aroused by the situation, though.

Another reader let loose on a nude beach while on holiday…

So, I went on holiday with my wife, friends, and another couple last year. It was a lovely Greek island containing a nude beach, not unusual in that part of the world. It was mentioned a few times throughout the holiday, but nothing came of it, to my relief. I should explain that I am on the smaller side. I’m a thin Bronze Member of the small dick club and a 2-inch flaccid dick that resembles a cocktail sausage.

A couple of days before the end of the holiday, we got a bus to the principal town on the island, which was also where this beach was. We were on holiday and enjoying it, so we had an early drink, leading to a few more. The nude beach topic came up, and for some reason, I said we should go. After an indecently short period, everyone agreed. Drink and sun putting paid to sense! We got there, and there was a mix of men and women, but most of the men seemed to have big cocks.

Everyone was suddenly a bit reluctant, but I just went with it and got naked. There seemed to be a long silence, but it was probably only a few seconds. Then, the other husband started laughing, breaking the tension. They started laughing and then undressing. The other husband was sporting a soft cock longer and much fatter than my boner, something not lost on my wife, who couldn’t stop staring.

I was the butt of the jokes for the rest of the holiday. There were also photos taken of us, individually and all together. I know that at least a few other people in our group of friends have seen them.

Meanwhile, this reader was the victim of an exposing prank…

During a beach trip with my girlfriend, her sisters, and one of her female friends, we faced a long line at the changing rooms when it was time to leave. Rather than wait, we decided to change by the car. Since I drive an SUV, the girls held up a large beach towel and took turns changing behind it. At the same time, I stood nearby, pretending to look at my phone like a security guard who takes his job way too seriously.

When it was my turn, my girlfriend mentioned needing extra hands to hold the towel and asked me to choose. Now, this felt like a trap. I hesitated, knowing that picking the wrong person could lead to an ‘accidental’ peek. After some deliberation, I chose her friend, who, in hindsight, was wrong.

As I pulled down my shorts, I was already battling my worst enemy: the cold ocean water, which had left me embarrassingly shrunken. I turned away from her friend, figuring that even if she *did* peek, the worst she’d see was my backside—not exactly a national disaster. I hurried to change, but the towel suddenly hit the ground as I put on my underwear.

Panic set in. In my desperate attempt to grab it and cover myself, I somehow managed to give everyone the *worst possible* view of me at *the absolute worst possible moment*. It was like a slow-motion horror scene, except instead of dramatic music, there was just uncontrollable laughter. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a group of passing girls also caught a glimpse and decided to provide live commentary, declaring it “the smallest they’d ever seen” and “so embarrassing for that guy.”

Fantastic.

I *know* that towel drop wasn’t an accident. My girlfriend’s friend had a mischievous grin afterward, like a villain who just pulled off the ultimate prank. When I confronted her, she admitted that she had planned to pretend to slip as a joke but didn’t mean for the towel to fall. She apologized and seemed genuinely sorry. In a moment of pure pettiness, I jokingly told her that, to make things fair, I should get to see her naked now. To my surprise, she said she wouldn’t be against it because she felt guilty. My girlfriend, however, immediately shut that idea down with a hard “No way in hell.”

Since then, I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve lost all credibility with these girls.

While this reader’s embarrassment at a massage parlor became a dream come true….

So, I went to a massage parlor last week. The blonde who massaged me was in her late forties and was a bigger woman, which I always enjoy. I asked if it was OK if I was completely naked, and she said absolutely. Before I got naked, I said I have a little dick and that I like to be laughed at and humiliated about my little dick. She said her man was hung well, so she would know if I had a little dick.

I got naked when she left the room and laid down on the table on my back with an ice pack on my dick and balls to make it even smaller and covered it with a towel. I wanted to be truly embarrassed. I shaved everything the night before because then it’s easy to see how little my dick is. When she returned to the room, she had two coworkers with her. She said that they wanted a good laugh, too.

I knew I was going to be embarrassed now. I told them that I had an ice pack on my dick under the towel, so be ready to see an extremely small dick. She pulled the towel off and removed the ice pack to reveal my little dick and balls. They instantly started laughing and saying that was the littlest dick they had ever seen. I was humiliated and embarrassed. After about a minute or so, I was so humiliated that I started to get hard. I had brought a 12” ruler, and it was lying there for them to embarrass me even more.

The blonde measured my little hard dick with all of them watching. They laughed so much when she said I was a Bronze Member of the small dick club. I love being truly embarrassed naked. The other two finally left, and she massaged me while I told her that I also like to be tied up and whipped hard and made to cry with no safe words.

She said she would love to do that at her house for me. I asked her What about your husband? Will he mind? She said he wouldn’t care that he was kinky. I asked her if she could do it in front of her husband so I wouldn’t be embarrassed, and she said absolutely, but you would be embarrassed, and she would make me cry hard. I told her that a ridding crop hurts, and it leaves my ass strider, plus it’s good for whipping my little dick to make me cry more.

I told her I had one and would bring it. We just have to set it up now. I called her and asked if she was still interested in doing that, and she said, “Oh yes, I thought you were never going to call.” She had told her husband, and he was all for it. When I showed up Thursday night, she introduced me to her husband, and he was nice. She led me to the spare bedroom and said we do all of our kinky things in here.

I told them both that I had an ice pack in my underwear because I wanted her husband to see how little of a dick and balls I had. He said she told me you have a little dick to which I said I do, and I know I’m going to get whipped hard for it. I stripped down to my underwear, and you could see the ice pack bulging.

She put my wrist in padded cuffs and clipped them to the swing mounts over my head. She pulled out a spreader bar that had soft cuffs on each end and cuffed my ankles on each end. She said to her husband, Shawn, now you’re going to see how little his dick is. She reached in and grabbed the ice pack and pulled my underwear dopant my ass. My dick couldn’t have been more than 1”, and my balls barely showed.

He just said you were right. I’ve never seen a dick that small. She started undoing his shorts and let them fall to the floor. He had a huge soft cock. She said she would get us both hard to see the difference. I didn’t take long to get hard while she sucked his cock. After 5 minutes, he was hard, and she pulled out a sewing tape measure. He was 9 1/4” long and thick. She measured my little dick, and I was under half his size.

She laughed and said I could never please or pleasure her with that little dick. She stripped off her dress, with nothing underneath.

She had a hot shaved pussy and asshole. Shawn said watch this to me and stuck his big cock in her with one leg lifted. Her pussy took his cock so well, and I knew mine would never make her feel it. He stopped after a few minutes and told her he wanted to watch me get whipped. She turned to me and said I’m going to whip so good you won’t be able to sit, and your little dick is going to get it too.

She started about medium and then hard. It didn’t take long for me to start crying, and she said I shouldn’t have such a little dick and whipped me some more. Tears were rolling down my face when she stopped for a minute to tell me she was going to whip my little dick, and it was going to hurt. She grabbed my soft dick and started whipping the head, and I bawled. She finally finished, and my dickhead was red, and my ass was red, and I was bawling so hard.

They started undoing the cuffs. She said she was going to suck my little dick while Shawn fucked her from behind. My dick felt better in her mouth, and Shawn had his big cock going in and out of her hole.

After 10 minutes or so, I told her I was going to cum. She stopped and said that’s OK, baby, you deserve to cum in my mouth.

She started sucking again, and it wasn’t long and I had the biggest cum load ever. I screamed while I was cumming in her mouth. Just after that, Shawn shot his load in her and then pulled his cock out, covered in cum. She turned around with her ass towards me and started sucking all the cum off Shawn’s cock.

I sat down and spread her pussy lips, and started licking her. She finished Shawn and laid down on her back and spread her legs, and said lick me good, and I’ll let you fuck me with that little dick. I sucked her clit and lips and licked inside her pussyfoot for about 15 minutes, and she started cumming.

After I licked her cum I got up to my knees, and my dick was hard, and I stuck it in her sloppy hole. She immediately said she’s never been fucked by this little of a dick.

It didn’t take long, and I was cumming in her pussy. Later she sucked my dick while I watched Shawn fuck her good with his big cock. Before I left, she said she would love to do it again sometime. I said I would enjoy that.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.