Our Readers SPH Experiences 309
By Our Readers
This reader gave a customer a view of his corndog…
I was about to finish work (I work in fast food) for the day and decided to spend the last few minutes of my shift in the bathroom. I had been holding a fat piss ALL DAY. No one else was in the bathroom, so I took the urinal to the farthest left. It’s kinda enclosed because of the corner it’s in.
I started to let out my stream, and this super old-looking man went to the urinal beside me. I know you’re not supposed to look over, but I did, and he casually pulled out the biggest cock I’ve ever seen, girth and length-wise. I’m a bronze member with a two-inch soft dick. I must’ve gasped because he turned his head to look at me. He then looked in my eyes, looked down at my soft dick, then back in my eyes. Then, with the most condescending tone I’ve ever heard, he said, “Good luck with that, kid.”
He finished his business and left the bathroom with the zestiest wink ever. I was left standing there feeling utterly humiliated… AND I LOVED IT. Funnily enough, he was my last customer of the day, and when he ordered, he ordered a small drink. He kept fitting small into everything he said, so he was probably being an asshole (which turned me on more). He said things like, “Make sure it’s small,” and “How small is the smallest one?”
When his order was done, I handed it to him, and he left, again giving me the zestiest wink I’ve EVER seen. I loved this experience!
Another reader was busted by two naughty girls at school…
I was the last one putting on my clothes in the locker room. I heard giggling. I turned around, and two girls from my math class were in front of my soft one-inch. I covered my crotch with a tower, but the damage was done they kept laughing. I yelled at them to leave, but they wouldn’t. I had feelings for one of them. She would always give me hugs. This happened in the first period.
By the second period, my entire grade knew about my small dick. By lunch, the whole school. My phone was blowing up with people asking me to tell them my side of the story. I was called into the principal’s office along with the girls.
Ultimately, the two girls got Saturday school (a kind of detention). I was sitting outside the principal’s office when the girl I liked came out of his office. She side-eyed me. Her eyes went from my face down to my pants, and I could feel myself getting an erection. She smirked and left. The damage was done.
Meanwhile, this reader was caught naked as well…
When we were dating, I’d go a decent amount to my fiancée’s house for the weekend. We usually split who came over. She lived with two of her best friends, and I came to become pretty friendly with them, too. One night, her friends had gone out for dinner so it was just my girlfriend and I there. We rarely got alone time so I took advantage of it. We were having some drinks, and I left real quick and came back completely naked. She gasped as it caught her off guard and said, “There’s my fav little guy,” commenting at my small flaccid penis and laughing.
I was also enjoying it, letting her laugh and comment, when their door opened suddenly, and her friends walked in and saw me standing there with my shrimp on full display. I immediately covered up, but it was too late. They got a whole look and started laughing, as did my girlfriend. I grabbed a pillow to cover up.
One of them said, “You don’t need all of that to cover up what you got,” and they all started dying laughing.
As I turned to go get clothes and the other friend said, “At least he’s got a cute butt,” followed by more laughing as I scurried away feeling so humiliated.
While this reader was pantsed surrounded by eighteen-year-old hotties…
My girlfriend was 25, and I was a little older. We went to her parent’s house for her little sister’s 18th Birthday. Her sister was smoking hot. Slim but with a big ass and great tits. The family was rich, had a pool, and hired a bouncy castle / bounce house, whatever it’s called.
There were loads of hot 18-year-old girls in bikinis and buff dudes in swim shorts everywhere. This is in England, so everyone was drinking a lot as 18 is the legal drinking age, so it’s normal for everyone to get smashed at an 18th Birthday party. I normally like a drink, but for whatever reason, I was staying sober that day.
I wasn’t gonna swim, so I had jeans and a shirt on, but I got convinced to strip off my boxer briefs and jump in the pool. Everyone was so drunk it didn’t matter, even though I was conscious of my lack of a “package” compared to a lot of the guys there, but no one noticed.
That was until her Mum and Dad decided to call everyone out of the pool to present her with a picture that had been signed by everyone in the family or some bullshit. As the boyfriend of the sister, I was called up to stand in front of everyone for the family presentation of this bullshit picture in my underwear, which was wet and clinging to me in a very unflattering way.
I saw a few of the girls start to notice that I didn’t have much down there, and then a few of the guys. I noticed a few whispered comments and couldn’t wait for it to end. Then the Birthday girl, drunk off her ass and noticing I was uncomfortable, ran behind me and ripped my boxers right down to my ankles.
I’m not a big guy anyway, but after being in the pool and then standing up in wet boxers for a while getting cold, my dick was so small and thin it was tiny. I was shocked and kind of just stood there for a second.
Of course, all the 18yr old girls and guys were fucking laughing at my little dick and making the 🤏sign, and so were my girlfriend’s parents. What made it worse was my girlfriend got mad and started calling her sister a bitch, which caused an even bigger scene. She was so embarrassed for me, or maybe because now everyone knew her boyfriend was a member of the small dick club. I don’t know.
The worst thing of all is that, of course, it was all filmed, so the presenting of this little bitches 18th birthday present is followed by me getting my boxers ripped down in front of everyone.
This reader enjoyed showing it to a teacher who was his crush in High School…
I took a few art classes in high school and had a crush on the teacher. She was in her early 30s and a cute woman, not conventionally hot or with a knockout body. Still, there was just something about her that appealed to me. And we got along well. She helped me and was one of the teachers I hit it off with. I wasn’t pursuing art, but it became an interest to this day because of her.
I graduated, went to college, and eventually became Facebook friends with her. She worked at a community college and eventually looked for models for her figure drawing class. I’ve done nude figure modeling before, and this class would be a mix. Some work was clothed, and there would be 2-3 nude sessions. I hadn’t seen her in about 6 years and sent a message on FB to let her know I was interested and had experience. Eventually, I took the job and posed for several clothed sessions. I’d pose for the class, and it would end. We’d usually talk for a few minutes and grab lunch once or twice.
When it was the week of the first nude session, she emailed me. She told me that if I was uncomfortable because of our prior relationship, one of the other models could cover her class. I could swap with an afternoon session. I said that I was comfortable (I like CFNM and there was a nice mix of female students in the class.) When the day came, I was pretty nervous, and when I disrobed, I was almost shaking. I made it a point to turn to her and make eye contact. I could see her quickly glance down at my body (my nerves didn’t do my tiny penis any favors) and then give ‘that look’ with her eyes that any small guy knows when someone they know sees them and shoots a pity glance.
The session was about 45 minutes of class time and went by fairly quickly. As the students filed out, I enjoyed seeing their renderings of me and made small talk with my teacher, all while standing completely naked and holding my robe. Her glances up and down my body weren’t subtle, and the five minutes or so that we talked were both exciting and humiliating. She eventually suggested we grab lunch, and I put my robe on, changed, and had lunch. She never said a word to me about it.
The semester ended with one more nude session and a clothed one, and I’ve seen her a couple of times since and maintained acquaintance-like contact on social media. For most people, mine is the smallest that they’ve ever seen. Knowing that I have those memories of having over an hour and a half of being nude in front of her and knowing that she knows exactly how under-endowed I am is just an awesome thing.
Another reader shares two experiences he had…
Firstly, this girl I knew who had huge tits was very flirty with me, and every time she saw me, she would make comments about my bulge or something. My bulge is all balls, but I like the maintain the illusion, so I would tell her I like black girls and that I have a big cock. We were on a group hike and hooking up for about 20 seconds.
We started kissing, and I felt her up, those nice big soft tits. Her hand went down to my crotch. I was all balls and a nub. My dick grew but not much (bronze member). Anyways after I asked her what she thought of my dick and she said, “I was…surprised”.
Guess I was smaller than she was expecting.
The next girl was also a young African girl. She likes sucking dudes off. She told me she would blow me, but if it were small, she would return it from whence it came. Well, when it came time for her to do it in my car, I was sitting down, so I had even less hard dick for her as some was sucked into my body from sitting.
She sucks my dick for like 5 minutes, then just stops and says, “I’m done.”
She never told me I was small, only that I was thick. Well, still humiliated and turned on, I jerked my cock to completion in 30 seconds and told her to put her mouth around it so she could swallow my cum.
Both these girls weren’t mean or forthright, but I could tell from their body language my dick was too small for them.
Meanwhile, this reader bought some Speedos…
A new pair of Speedos came in the mail. I was excited but wanted to work up my confidence wearing them. I then wore an open button-down and the Speedos. My wife said she understood I wanted to lounge around to become confident for the beach. However, it was cold, and I was hoping to ‘show off’ to the neighbor lady next door and maybe get a comment from her.
I walked by her, standing outside, said what I needed to and went to get something from my car. Walked back towards her, giving her a full frontal. By the way, my dick at this time was maybe half an inch at best. I decided to be brave and say, “It’s cold out.”
She started cracking up and said between laughter, “I bet it is.”
Not the most embarrassing experience. Just a fun moment.
While this reader is worried, he’ll pass on his small dick genes…
I’m 27 years old, a white man with a small penis—silver member. Unlike many people, this has never been an issue in my relationship—Liz has always been understanding, and we make up for the lack of size with lots of sex shop toys. I highly recommend using Silicone Penis Sleeves; they’re like a much thicker, textured condom on both sides. I’ve already made my wife have multiple orgasms with this sleeve. But as not everything is perfect, I’d like to share an insecurity.
Liz and I want a child, but I’m terrified he (if it’s a boy) might inherit my little flaw. My relationship today is great, but I’ve had horrible experiences in the past. I’ve been deeply embarrassed in public restrooms and locker rooms. I don’t want that for my son. I know it’s not certain that he’ll inherit my flaw, nor that it would necessarily be a bad thing in his life, but I can’t even bear the thought of my son hearing girls laughing when he drops his pants.
I’d like to talk to my wife about this. Still, the medical procedure is really expensive, and it would mean convincing her to sleep with another guy, though we have no cuckold experience. Has anyone been through this? Have you ever been afraid of having kids? How did you deal with it?
This reader was exposed by his girlfriend…
I had been in such a level of happiness meeting Mads that I would sometimes overshare with my friends as I was just so happy to have met someone like her that was the missing piece to me. I had gone too far with the oversharing, so when my friends mentioned it to their partners, it got back to Mads quickly. She wasn’t too worried, as it turned out, as she was more than happy to attest that I made her very happy in all departments. But she still wanted me to be taught a lesson, and this was that…
Mads had set up this amazing romantic meal together for our anniversary (we take turns organizing something). We had a wonderful day out, a meal, and returned to this mini villa we were staying at that had a courtyard that joined up four villas together. I guess there was a private section and a shared outdoor cooking area for hotter months.
Anyway, Mads told me she wanted to use the chance to be kinkier than usual and told me to strip to underwear and follow her lead.
I did as told, and we kissed and fondled for a while. Mads then took a blindfold out of a small bag and immediately placed that over my eyes. There was total darkness almost immediately. She then took my hands, pulled me off the sofa, and kissed me again, this time rubbing my willy through my underwear (I fit easily into tighty whites that I wore as a teen). She asked if I was close, and said yes, so she stopped and led me outside. The cold air was immediate. My nipples went rock hard, and could cut glass at this point.
I could feel the cold patio under my feet, and she slowly turned me and took each arm and tied them up and out from my body so I stood like I was on a cross!
Mads then stood behind me and started rubbing me again, getting very hard. I could feel pre-cum pressing on the front of my underwear. Mads slowly lowered them to the ground, and she slid her hands up the sides of my naked body. She took hold of my willy with her thumb and index finger and slowly stroked me. She then stopped, and I felt her take hold of the blindfold.
She then said the following. “Now, baby, I don’t think you should be sharing our secrets with anyone anymore. I forgive you, but I want to make sure you behave. I’m sharing your little secret too, so big smile, you and your babydick are on camera!”
And with that, she pulled off the blindfold and stood in front of me, and rock hard willy were our friends, all with phones out and lights on me!
Cheers and laughter as I tried to wriggle out and cover myself but no luck, and I started to feel something. I couldn’t hold it through the cheers and laughing as they toasted to me and my babydick before clinking glasses of wine. I squirted a few jets of cum across the patio. That brought more cheers and applause and photos.
They made their way inside and left me for a bit before Mads came out, kissed me, untied, and led me back in. The rest of the time was brilliant!
Since we go to a lot of adult-themed parties, etc., nude beaches, and I’m freer to show off and get plenty of attention whether I want to or not!
Although it was desperately humiliating that my secret was out, it was freeing, as the following years have been far more fun. I deserved the prank played on me by my girlfriend (now my wife!).
Another reader is caught in the showers…
For as long as I can remember, our work had separate showering facilities for staff. I would use them daily, using the 45-minute walk time to walk or jog into work. It did wonders for my mental and physical health as I lost significant weight. However, cutbacks meant sections were downsized. After a staff survey found the majority had no concerns about combining showers and toilets into shared areas, I had to change my approach to ensure I could keep certain things secret. Well, this all was found out as you can expect.
My manager and long-time colleague Paula had been inspired by so many doing fitness that she was now going to the local gym before work. Then classes in the evening, but one particular day, she had to shower at work after some water leak at the gym. Usually, I have the showers to myself nearly every day, so I perhaps got lazy. I didn’t take the same precautions as before.
I hadn’t heard Paula (or anymore) come in, so I thought nothing of water running. I stepped out of the cubicle, took my towel, and dried my hair while walking towards my locker. I stood in front of a long mirror and looked myself up and down, impressed with the shape I was now in, then lingered, looking at my penis and balls. You would think I had been in a cold shower, but this was my standard appearance. Except for my head, I have never grown hair anywhere else on my body so bald and pink from the walk and shower, with nowhere to hide my nub pokes out in a mushroom shape on top of my little balls that look like the outside of half a scotch egg combined.
I then finish drying, and before dressing, I give it all a quick moisturizer rub before applying my chastity cage for the day. I wear a metal ring that attaches a custom-made metal cap that snugly acts as a helmet and lock myself in. The padlock I use is larger than my penis and knocks on the metal plate unless I have underwear on. I then realized I needed a visit to the toilet, so I used the facilities before dressing and heading up to my office.
I usually catch up with our team around 4 p.m., as we have some dialing in from abroad. We have our meeting, and I find it odd that Paula keeps winking whenever she catches my eye.
The meeting ends, and as I head to the door, Paula asks me to wait momentarily.
Through pauses of giggles, Paula explains that she witnessed the entire show of me leaving the shower to eventually putting on the cage. As I get more and more embarrassed and feel the cage get tighter and tighter on me, she then hands me my keys and says I might need them.
Since then, Paula has been very nice and messaged me about when I would be showering to ensure no more little surprises. I did discover she had told some of the women in the office what she had seen but not who it was…I overheard a conversation that went along the lines of: “So Paula accidentally saw one of the guys here come out the showers, and let’s just say babydicks exist, and what will make you laugh even more, apparently he put his tiny dick into one of those chastity cages before dressing!”
Paula was so impressed that she hooked me up with one of her friends from the gym, and we’ve been together now for two years. Paula has become a key holder! 😆
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.