Our Readers SPH Experiences 306
By Our Readers
This reader befriends a fellow member of the small dick club…
My best buddy and I bonded over having a small dick. We worked out together, and one day when using the showers, the private stalls were all taken, and we both said fuck it and used the open shower room. At first, we avoided showing and seeing each other, but I started to get an erection from the pre-workout I drank. He noticed and said, “Aha, you like what you see over here, huh, dude?”
And I laughed and said, “Don’t flatter yourself, dude. It’s just the vitamins. Which you could use to grow that acorn down there.”
He laughed. “If that’s yours grown… I’d hate to see how small it used to be.”
We laughed and then proceeded on with a normal conversation. Been best buds ever since.
Another reader discovered the perils of binge drinking…
The first time I ever got drunk, I was 19, at a friend’s house. There were four people, two guys and two girls. They were gonna drink and smoke weed. I should have stuck to smoking weed, but I decided to drink. I drank almost half a bottle of vodka on my own. It was fun experiencing being drunk till I blacked out. All I remember from this day is flashbacks. I remember trying to hold on to the walls. Then, I was naked in my friend’s bathtub.
I was vomiting so much that a friend put me inside the tub and stripped me down to my underwear. While drunk, I took my underwear off and, for some reason, ran outside naked. Two women saw my little penis that day. Sarah, a short brunette with bangs, and Tiff, the alpha in that group who has one of the hottest bodies I have seen.
I woke in the morning to find my jacket covering my genitals. I was so embarrassed to ask what happened. A friend told me the whole thing later. I was afraid they would hate me. But they were all high, so they were laughing at me. No one mentioned my penis.
A year later, Tiff was drunk, recalled the story, and kept laughing. She said, “Your tiny dick was shaking and looked so pathetic.”
Sarah was there and laughed as well. God, I was so embarrassed.
Meanwhile, this reader is very speculative…
My wife’s BFF is visiting and staying with us for a week. Last night, I came upstairs from the basement. The two enjoyed a few glasses of wine and chatting like they always do. For context, my wife’s BFF was married to a very hung guy. I know this because my wife told me this information was shared at one of the ‘girls’ weekend trips’ to Miami. The BFF had said, “He is the biggest I ever had, and I have trouble with him.”
I remember that word for word, imagining my wife wondering what he was packing when visiting them. We’re in the northeast, and we’re getting some snow. The forecasts are all over the place. My wife said, “The forecast now calls for up to five inches.”
I jokingly said, “There’s more in your forecast for tonight.”
My wife’s BFF smiled, said, “Not what I’ve heard,” and laughed out loud.
I laughed, as did my wife, sheepishly at first. I always knew they did not keep anything from each other, but now I want to know exactly what was said about this subject. Is my wife jealous of her friend? Does her friend feel bad for my wife? Does my wife miss having a hung guy satisfy her? It was a turn-on to think about and provided what I needed for a quick J/O session that night.
While this reader has an awkward encounter with his Mom…
It’s winter break, and I’m home from college. Me and my Mom don’t have a crazy close relationship, and nothing anywhere near sexual has ever happened between us, and I haven’t even ever had those thoughts.
However, I woke up one morning, got ready to shower, and undressed. Once I was naked, I got ready to turn the water on, but I realized that I didn’t have a towel in there. I had put it in the wash overnight. So, instead of getting fully dressed just to get a towel, I went out into the hallway naked. Our closet, where we keep the towels, was no more than 10 steps from my bathroom, so I decided why not.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, that was the exact moment that my Mom walked past. She looked me up and down, not having seen me naked since I was a little child, and an evil-looking smile crept upon her face.
“Oh my goodness honey, your little weewee is out,” she said, laughing.
I knew I had a smaller-than-average penis. I’m 2 inches soft and a Bronze Member when hard. She saw my dick soft, of course. But I had never actually had an SPH encounter in real life before.
“Come on, Mom, it’s not that little,” I replied, trying to bait her into more SPH.
“Oh honey, don’t lie to yourself. It’s ridiculously small! It’s the same size as my little finger,” and she bent down next to it and put her pinky down to compare. Her pinky was slightly bigger than it.
“Mom, I promise it’s not this bad when I get hard. It gets bigger. I swear I don’t have a small dick,” I say.
She then asks me to get it hard to show her, so I immediately start grabbing my dick and stroking it with just 2 or 3 fingers, which makes her laugh even more. She laughed harder once I reached my full, barely Bronze Member length.
“Is that as big as it gets? That’s the smallest I’ve ever seen! I’ve seen a lot of dicks that are bigger than that soft!”
“Mom, I was born with this. It’s your and dad’s fault! I can’t change it. You made me!”
“Well, honey, I can tell you one thing: It wasn’t your father’s fault,” she said, smiling.
After that, she smiled, hugged me, got me a towel out of the closet, and walked away.
This reader has lost the respect of his subordinates…
Recently, I went on a trip with office colleagues. There we went for swimming, beaches and do some sea sports. There, I saw female colleagues gossiping and laughing. We were already having fun, so I didn’t think much about it. Later at night, we were eating food around shacks on the beach. We had a couple of drinks. So I went to the girl’s side. We talked a little till my chair fell because of beach sand. I stood in saying, “Chair choti hai, meri height ke liye shi nhi hai.” (it is an uncomfortably small chair, not good for my height.)
Then, one of the girls said, “Voh to aj dikh hi gaya swimming mein.” (We saw that during swimming.)
Another girl just hit her hand to shut up. I ignored her as she was already too drunk. I was teasing one girl there as she had a crush on my senior. I teased her, saying, “Aj toh sab dekh liya tune, trip worth it rhi?” (You saw everything of your crush today. Was it worth it?)
Then again, that previous girl put her hand on my shoulder and said, “Apka bhi or worth it tha” (Yours too, and it was worth it), showed her little finger, and started laughing.
Other girls were trying to change the topic, but I understood what she was trying to say at that time. It got a little embarrassing when I noticed they were trying to hide their laughter. Then I asked them seriously what happened. Then, one of them showed a video of parasailing on the sea. In one of the videos, my shorts were yanked down when I removed gear on the boat, which caught a decent view of my shrunken penis. The worse part was I shaved it before the trip, so it looked so much like a kid’s penis.
Once that part came, they were all laughing. Hearing them, other guys also came to see what was happening, but she turned off the video and put her phone back on the table. Later, she deleted the video in front of me but also told me that she sent the video on Snapchat as she was drunk and her friends also had seen it.
So, outside my office, some random people might be laughing at my penis. Now, also in the office, things are no good as all of them are my juniors, and they always giggle when they sit in a group. Whenever I give them a task or scold them, they usually burst into laughter or can’t talk to me with a straight face for long.
Another reader is the Mexican bandit…
I was on vacation in Mexico. Went in for a body scrub and massage. I’m in decent shape, but one inch or less when flaccid, and I have microballs. I got the scrub first and had to shower in between in the same room. The masseuse stayed in the room while I was getting in the shower. I was waiting for her to leave, but she didn’t. So I assumed she wasn’t going to. I’m not modest and noticed her take a quick look while I was showering. She definitely saw my soft microdick, gave a little smile, and then covered her smirk with her hand as if to cough.
While I was getting the massage and switched from back to front, her head wasn’t quite turned away, and she saw it again and smirked. While I was on my back, it shriveled to nothing, and I barely was showing any bulge through the towel. I made it clear that I didn’t speak much Spanish. As I was leaving, I overheard her say, “Muy pequeño,” to one of the other girls. I know that means ‘very small’ in Spanish. That turned me on.
Meanwhile, this reader buys condoms with the help of a pretty salesgirl…
Recently, the drug stores near my house have started putting condoms behind a locked glass partition. This means that you need to ask an employee to unlock it for you so you can buy condoms. To make things worse, they have them sorted by size, with the smaller condoms on the bottom left of the display.
The other day, I was at the store and went to find an employee to unlock it for me. The only one I could find was an attractive young woman. I asked her to unlock the door, and she said, “Sure, no problem.”
She slid the glass partition to the left and gestured toward all the condoms. Most of the ones on that side of the display were magnum or at least normal-sized. When I didn’t immediately grab the box I wanted, she looked at me, confused. I smiled awkwardly and asked her to open the other side. She smirked and opened up the side with the smaller condoms in it. Timidly, I grabbed the box with giant purple letters saying, ‘Close Fit.’ Which are the smallest condoms Durex makes?
The employee was watching to see which box I grabbed. When she saw it was the ‘Close Fit’ one, she chuckled briefly before saying, “Is there Anything else I can help you with?”
Stupidly, I held up the box to give her another good look at the giant letters on the front and said, “Nope, just these,” before walking away.
While this reader was humiliated by his wife…
I recently went to a beach with my family. We went into a changing room on the side of the beach. My wife was already in her swimsuit under her clothes, but my son and I had to change.
We exchanged glances while completely stripped down and grabbing our trunks. After we finished changing and walked out onto the beach, my wife grinned and remarked to our son, “You’re not even fully grown yet, but you’re already bigger than your old man down there.”
My son and wife burst out laughing. It hit me in the gut, and I’ve been thinking about it for days.
This reader had a Freudian slip…
I decided to try a new barbershop where all the barbers are women. I went in on a Saturday; surprisingly, one had an opening. She’s maybe 5’2”, late thirties, with long blonde hair and very curvy without being fat. We started by discussing how to cut my hair, but as I sat down, I blurted out: “Yeah, I’m kind of phallically challenged.”
I wasn’t sure what I had just said, but I knew when I saw her smirking in the mirror. I corrected myself
“Um, ‘follically challenged,’ I mean,” I said.
She laughed. “That I can see!” she declared with a wink.
Another reader had a small-dick Dad…
For context, my family are nudists, and my grandparents even were, so it’s something pretty regularly practiced with us all. I’m average size, but my uncle, grandpa, and father all tend to be smaller. My aunt just got married, and her new husband had a kid who was about 5 years old. Since my family is nudist, it was the first time my new step-uncle and his son went with us to a nudist lake area.
I remember the first time my uncle arrived. He was settling in pretty well. I think it might have been his first time in a nudist area. When he met my dad, he kind of suddenly stared. I think this is when his son noticed something was off. Honestly, my step-uncle was hung. After swimming in the lake, we went to the open showers. There were maybe 15 guys there—not all from my family, and it was all open showers.
As we were showering, my new 5-year-old cousin pointed at my dad and asked everyone, “Why is Uncle Hank’s peepee so small?”
My new step-uncle ran my new cousin out of the showers and scolded him. A few guys laughed, and my dad got so embarrassed. I just remember feeling bad for my dad. I was almost 17 then, and that’s when I understood that size differences can affect confidence.
Meanwhile, this reader went to his first brothel…
After a long-term relationship ended, I went for the first time into a brothel in Spain with some friends after a drunken party. I wasn’t familiar with that kind of world and was super shy. I guess it was obvious cause a tall Brazilian woman in her mid-40s came to me, very flirtatious. It didn’t take long before she brought me to the bedroom.
Once in the bedroom, you have to wash yourself in a bidet (it’s like a sink to wash your genitals), and while I was naked sitting on it, she came to me and said, “Aww, look at that tiny babydick, so adorable.”
My cheeks were blushing, and I didn’t find anything to say in return. She started to stroke my tiny dick with soap gently. It turned me on so much that I asked her to stop cause I didn’t want to cum like this.
After that, I joined her in bed, telling myself that I’ll show her what my tiny dick can do. I started to touch her body, trying to be dominant, but with my lack of experience, it was clear to her that she had to take the lead. I picked up the condom, but she took it back. I thought she wanted to put it on me herself.
Instead, she grabbed my hair and guided me to her breasts, and started to stroke my dick. I started licking her boobs and nipples. I was very aroused at this point, and she was moaning loudly (fake moaning, obviously), encouraging me to cum and stroking me extremely fast.
“Come on, baby. Make that babydick explode for me.”
Feeling close to the edge, I asked her to stop cause I wanted to penetrate her at least, but… She didn’t. I came in her hand after something like a one-minute handjob, and I paid 70€ for that. She slapped me on the butt, told me I was a good boy, and she’ll wait for me to come back.
While this reader answers an age-old question…
This was my honest answer to the question: “As a man who gets turned on by SPH, would you trade up to a big cock if you had the chance?”
Yes. I would have loved to have had a big cock. My dick is really small. All of my SPH fantasies are made of real humiliating, upsetting experiences. I have never made a woman cum with my penis, never really fucked a woman, never made her moan with joy and passion, never known what it is to be sexually desirable. That must be amazing. I’ve endured pity, tolerance, scorn, frustration, disappointment, humiliation, cheating. I have found intense erotic arousal in the fetish of ‘small penis humiliation’ and ‘cuckoldry.’ Still, this is a desperate, lonely, onanistic, furtive, secretive expression of sexuality, jerking my tiny gold member dick in finger and thumb to fantasies and memories of shameful, painful rejection. I celebrate my fetish as my truth, my physical reality, my experience. But it is a poor consolation. I would prefer to be upstairs satisfying my wife, making her cum, and filling her with my big cock than downstairs edging over femdom, SPH, and cuckold porn.
This reader got caught jerking the gherkin…
This happened when I was 20, I had a huge crush on this girl, let’s call her Michelle. She was 21 and had an outgoing personality. We met the summer before college and hung out almost every day. She had these amazing tits. She knew I liked them and knew I was falling in love with her, and she would use them often to flirt with me and get me to do things for her. In return, she would sometimes let me feel them. They felt amazing.
One day, I was home alone, and Michelle messaged me and asked me to hang out at my place. Her place is a 20-minute drive away, so I told her to grab some snacks on the way cause I was all out, and we could eat and play games. Since I had the time, I went to take a shower. As I’m in there, I start thinking about her and picturing her naked, causing my little guy to get hard. I’m a Gold Member of the small dick club and figured I still had time to sort this little issue out.
Well, as you’ll soon find out, I didn’t.
I exited the shower, wrapped a towel around me, and walked to my room. Now, my bedroom window is at the back of my house, facing the backyard, and my bedroom door is next to the back door. I didn’t think about closing my blinds cause I was eager to jerk off and thought I had plenty of time before Michelle arrived. I laid on my bed naked with my laptop and headphones, got my lotion and tissues handy, and was more than ready to go.
Soon enough, I was in action, stroking my little guy and enjoying myself. I was so into it I was breathing heavily, moaning, and even thrusting my hips up, having my little dick in the air. Suddenly, I heard a noise. But I ignored it because I was so into what I was doing and knew I was home alone. As I got closer to the climax, I started hearing laughter. Looking confused, I removed my headphones and looked out my window to see her. My huge crush. MICHELLE, who was laughing hysterically, looking right at me.
I…Was…Horrified!!!
I quickly wrapped my towel around me and, went to the back door and opened it.
Michelle: “Whatcha doin’, Sam?” with a big smile.
Me: “How long have you been there!?”
Michelle: “Like 4-5 minutes,” as she laughed again.
I can’t believe my crush just watched me play with my little gold member micro dick for almost 5 minutes. I was red with embarrassment.
Me: “How much did you see?”
Michelle: “Everything, Sam. Even this.”
She shows me a Snapchat of me stroking my micro dick with two fingers furiously.
Michelle: “I had to zoom in because it’s so small. Turns out Sam has a teeny weenie.”
She burst out laughing again in my face.
She makes comments like “It’s too small to use a hand” and “My dog’s dick is bigger than yours.”
She came inside after she calmed down from laughing so much. I thought things couldn’t worsen after that, but I was wrong. Turns out she wanted to come over and have sex with me, but after she witnessed my show and what I was packing this whole time, she decided against it, saying she couldn’t do anything with a man with a child-sized dick.
I was heartbroken.
She left shortly after that and ghosted me. Found out from my friend she went and slept with one of my other friends after she left my house that day. She also sent that Snapchat to many girls I introduced her to and got 🤏 messages for the next few days. I got over it a few years later when I got into SPH, so now it’s one of my hottest experiences, and I often jerk off thinking about it. Lucky for me, I still have a picture of her tits on my computer, but I miss touching them.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.