Our Readers SPH Experiences 287
By Our Readers
This reader had a funny experience with a friend…
I have mixed feelings about sharing this story. One part of me feels a little guilty about it, but on the other hand, it was very funny!
With help from my parents, I finally managed to buy a house to start a friend from university. Also, a colleague (let’s call her Bea in this case) moved in to help cover my mortgage, etc…after about a year, I asked another friend (we will call him Tim in this case) to move in, and we had a great time together. Me and Bea worked shifts, and Tim was always up for a laugh when we had a tough one.
About a year after the three of us had been living together, a crazy storm hit our area, causing significant damage everywhere. My kitchen roof took a battering from a fallen tree in the neighbor’s garden, crashing down on the fencing and into the roof.
Tim was more than happy to help shift what we could before assessing the real damage.
Our neighbors were also assisting the three of us at the time. Tim was on the part of the roof, I was on the ladder, and Bea was holding that while our two neighbors took parts of the tree, Tim could cut away and pass down.
As Tim passed down another branch, the remaining tree suddenly jolted, and in a type of domino effect, Tim dropped down the gap between the tree and the kitchen wall, leaving him suspended in mid-air. His tops hooked up to where his arms were held, showing off a rather nicely flat stomach.
Unfortunately for him, in the continuation of the domino effect, the ladder started sliding down the ground, my weight helping the moment take it to the floor with Bea unable to hold the ladder anymore. In an attempt to save myself from falling, I reached out and grabbed hold of Tim’s legs…but actually took a full two-handed grip on his shorts and underpants. And in slow motion, as we descended to the ground, I effectively stripped Tim naked in front of Bea and our two neighbors. I heard bursts of laughter as I rolled over and got up to see the tiniest penis I had ever seen. Tim was just dangling away in mid-air, naked from the neck down, after a wonderful torso, your eyes lined up to a completely hairless groin area, and poking out of the bald skin is the tip of an acorn on top of a pink ball sack similar to a tennis ball acting like a beanbag to his penis.
Tim struggled around to get free, which only made us laugh louder as he wriggled around. What made us laugh even more was witnessing his penis pop out as he got erect in front of us. We all agreed this had to be the smallest we had ever seen.
We eventually got Tim free from the tree, but not before taking some pictures of him.
Since then, he’s become a big hit in our house, with plenty of people wanting to see if the rumors are true. He seems to enjoy showing off the little guy.
I’ve become a huge fan of little penises now…
Another reader hired a sex worker…
After a long period of not having sex, I decided to hire an escort. I always wanted to try to have sex with an older woman. I pick a petit Latina in her 40s with huge tits and a very wide hip. We made the engagement for the next day, 1 hour in a low-cost hotel.
When I saw her, I immediately got hard; she was so hot, fancy short dress and high heels, and she looked out of place in that city hotel.
We had a very short greeting and got immediately in the room and went straight for the sex. She pulled my pants down, and since I was already hard, she didn’t waste a lot of time giving me a blowjob. She got on top of me, and when my dick got inside her, she started moaning super loud like I was killing her, and that immediately made my dick soft.
I asked her to stop, and she got off me and asked what was wrong. I told her that I knew, that I was not packing a huge dick, and her faking moans were turning me off. She said she was sorry and asked me if I wanted her to do anything. I told her it was okay and told her that my ex used to make fun of my size, and I enjoyed it.
She tells me if I wanted she could make fun of my size. I said fuck it, why not, and she immediately said now that the cat is out of the bag, she was afraid that she didn’t have a condom small enough for me and started laughing.
My dick immediately starts getting hard, and she notices. She picks my dick with two fingers and start giving me a handjob, and saying that she hoped that I was packing and fuck her brains out. But the moment she saw my dick, all hopes and dreams were lost. We both start laughing. We started having sex again, and she was always making remarques.
“Are you still in me? Did your dick fall off?”
“I can’t feel you; oh, sorry, I forget that you have a tiny dick.”
“I am used to guys with 8” cocks minimum.”
After I cum, she lay on my chest, and we started talking; she was super cool. I told her that I have a chastity cage. She immediately said that next time, I need to bring the cage. We kissed goodbye, and she gave me her number to make it easier for the next time.
Meanwhile, this reader disappointed a girl who had a crush on him…
There was a slightly younger girl who I knew had been trying to get with me for a while. I didn’t quite feel the same, but she was cute (average height and weight, 34C, brown hair. An average or so-looking girl), so I thought it would be fun.
She’s pretty blunt and doesn’t think before she speaks, so when I first told her (Bronze Member), she looked confused and asked me if that was as big as it got.
I replied, “Yeah… Why?”
She said it was a lot smaller than she thought I’d be because I’m tall (6ft5). I asked her if it was much different than what she’d seen before, and she said her ex (her age) was like 7in. Then she asked my size, and I told her. We tried having sex, but she kept asking me to push deeper or go harder, and not sure she came. So I ended up cumming in her while trying to give her it harder.
Afterward, she seemed less interested, and I think she told some girls she knew, including a girl I had a crush on for a while. At the time, I found it pretty embarrassing, but now I find it oddly hot that my size was so disappointing that it didn’t please a girl that I thought it should have been easy to.
While this reader was humiliated and cucked by his ex…
I have been friends with my ex-girlfriend since we broke up six months previous. She then set up a birthday party for me. We went and got alcohol and discussed the plans for the party. She told me she had invited my crush and was going to help me get her into me by playing a crooked game of strip poker as her cousin had a loaded deck to play with. I trusted her, but as you can probably guess, she used the loaded deck to strip me in front of her, her cousin, and my crush.
Of course, after my crush saw my small penis, she burst out laughing. Then, as a coup de grace, my ex said to me, “The friends-with-benefits arrangement we have had? The last three times, I had fucked Mike earlier. So not only are you a small dick loser, but you’re a cum eating small dick loser!”
The three of them laughed even harder as that comment made my little dick erect. After that, it took me less than 2 minutes to get dressed and get the hell out of there. Never talked to her again until my Dad passed away, and she came by to give her condolences…
This reader prejacs his way to a new low…
A few years back, my wife, myself, and a guy we played with decided it would be a good idea for her to watch me give him a blowjob. He requested that I be in her panties and on my knees when he arrived, to which we complied. I was wearing a tiny pair of pink panties on the floor when he came in and sat next to her. I was told to show off my panties while they proceeded to express their amusement. She has always found it funny that my dick fits in her panties.
The more embarrassed I became, the hornier I got. When they had their fill of making comments, he told him to crawl over and suck his cock. I was on my hands and knees, and my wife used just a finger to rub my little bulge, just a slight touch. But between the humiliation of his cock in my mouth, her watching, the panties, everything…when she touched me, I came…still soft.
As soon as she realized it, she exclaimed, “Oh my God! He just came sucking your cock!”
Which caused them both to crack up. I finished the blowjob, and he held my head down as she looked on. I’m not sure either of them ever looked at me the same again.
Another reader got waxed…
I don’t get everything waxed off, but because I am an older guy (50s), some of my pubic hair is gray, and the hair on my shaft and balls looks particularly bad. Anyway, I hate to shave, so I found a place that does waxing for men. The woman who owns the shop is a beautiful young African-American woman (I think she is in her late 20s or early 30s).
When I went in for my first appointment, I was nervous and self-conscious while undressing. I discreetly fluffed it just a little bit so it wasn’t quite as small. Over time, it shrank back down to its embarrassing size. When she first started using the cleaning solution, I swear I heard her giggle just a little bit, but I’m not sure. As she was moving it around to apply the wax and the strips, she commented that it shouldn’t take much time compared to some of the guys who come in. I think she realized what she said and quickly followed up, not because of size but because I’m not very hairy.
I told her it was OK. I knew it was small. As she was going through the procedure, I started to get hard, and I apologized. She replied that it’s actually easier if it’s erect. Again, I don’t think she meant anything by it when she said OK that’s a little bit better. I’m at least reasonably sized when I’m hard, but it is still not big.
What makes me think she was accidentally saying things specifically about my size was when she texted me later and apologized for any unprofessionalism she showed. I told her it was OK, that I was used to those types of reactions. I was, of course, embarrassed and humiliated, but I was also so turned on when I got home I had to stroke myself until I came.
Meanwhile, this reader hired a Thai shemale while on holiday…
I was working overseas and hadn’t had sex in months. I’ve dated mostly women but always had a thing for transgender women. I usually only watch porn, but I have met a couple online to hook up. I was browsing through an escort website, and I linked up with this beautiful Thai woman.
We finally meet up. She was taller than expected. Her English was actually good, and we could have a nice conversation. I paid her in cash, and we both started to get undressed. She pulled down her panties, and her uncut dick looked so sexy. It’s not too big or small but about three inches soft. My one-inch soft penis started to grow. I saw a smirk and giggle as she looked at my smaller dick. She laid down in my hotel bed, and I put her dick in my mouth as I felt it get hard. It wasn’t thick and only grew to average size. Still looked much bigger than my silver member boner.
I started to rub her dick against mine and jerk our dicks together. That two-inch difference in length could really stand out when our dicks were rubbing each other. I told her I wanted to fuck her, so I put on a condom, and she rubbed some lube in her ass. I slipped in pretty easily. She let out some moans, but I honestly could barely feel her. After a few minutes, I asked her to fuck me. So she flipped me on my back and raised my legs on her shoulders. Slipped on her condom and slowly pushed her dick inside me. I haven’t been fucked in years other than my small dildo. I could feel her head stretch my hole as I grunted. It was a mix of pain and pleasure. My dick was rock hard, but my eyes watered up. I was jerking my small dick with my thumb and index and started to cum all over my chest.
I think she was upset I came so quickly. My dick went soft to its one-inch state, and she started to fuck me harder and harder. I started to cry like a little sissy bitch! I begged her to slow down. She told me to wait as she was close to cumming. She covered my mouth with her hand as she thrust deep into my hole. She pulled out and threw her condom off. She started to cum all over my small dick and balls. It was so hot as my dick started to get hard again. I could feel her hot cum drip down my balls and down to my ass. We both just lay there panting and sweating as I was covered in both of our cum. My ass was so sore, but it was the best sex I’ve ever had.
While this reader had a bad date…
I was out with this girl (we’ll call her April). I met her through her sister, who I was interested in, but the sister was not into me. April, however, did like me. April was very beautiful. Full lips, very large breasts, and a butt with a thin waist. Normally, girls like this aren’t interested in me, but I asked her if she wanted to go out and grab some drinks, and she was down. She insisted on driving, so I drove to her place, and we went in her car. April very much had the dominant attitude, which I like.
We went to a fancy cocktail place and had a few drinks, and they were very strong. We had the idea of going to a nearby club, and we danced and had another drink. She wanted to go home, so we left and headed back to her place. On the way home, we were singing and having a blast. She was rubbing my leg we were both getting into the mood. It wasn’t until we got back to her place that I blacked out.
When I awoke, I was on her couch. My pants were off, and my dick was out. I got kind of nervous and got dressed. I went to her bedroom to see if she was there, and she was just waking up. I said good morning and asked what happened last night. She said we were making out, and she got on her knees to give me a blowjob. She was shocked by my size but still tried to blow me. But it wasn’t getting hard.
Then she said she wasn’t interested in guys with “little peeps” and told me I could go. I was so embarrassed for the rest of the day, but a few days later, we hung out with mutual friends. She started calling me “peep” in front of everyone, and that became my new nickname.
This reader loses his fantasy football league competition…
So, I lost last year’s fantasy football season. The punishment is made by the other 11 teams at the end of the season. My team was 2-12 and lost in the toilet bowl. So I can get two small punishments or one big one. They it one. They sign me up to be a nude art painting model. They do not know my size. They know I am 6 feet 6 inches tall. So since they told me this, they have been saying that people will have a painting of my big cock. So the painting happens on the 4th of July in a wood area. The program gives me a robe. I go in a solo tent, get nude, and put the robe on.
I head to where I need to go. I see stomps on the floor and canvases upright. No one is there yet. He tells me what to do and how to pose. I lay on my side with my arm, holding my head, one leg flat and the other bent. He said they were ready to come, so I needed to get in position. I take the robe off and get in the pose. The girls come in. And it gets worse: it’s the other 11 guys’ wives/girlfriends that are in the class.
I am shaking how embarrassing this is. Me laying there with my one-inch soft dick in front of them. I see the smiles, holding back laughter, the grins, and the feel-bad face on them. They start painting and drinking wine. I just lay there hoping it’s over. The teacher talked about how to paint. One wife from the back yells get hard so I can see. More comments coming from them were getting me hard. They noticed so one girl yelled he likes SPH. (she did have to explain to some of the other what that meant).
Then, more comments were yelled out, some holding their pinky up. Now I am hard like a rock, a bronze member of the small dick club. A girl yells out he is a grower but still smaller than my men when soft.
After getting hard with the comments and the laughing, and the hand gestures, I cum. The girls laughed harder because I cum with not getting touched. Most of them painted the cum in their painting. But the worst part is after I cum my penis goes to .5”. All skin. They keep laughing and painting. The event took around three hours. But now most of my friends and girlfriends/wives know. I cannot wait to see what happens when we meet up again.
Another reader’s friend asks him straight out about his size…
For the record, my hard penis makes me a Bronze Member of the small dick club, and 1-soft, I’m usually two inches, all things being good.
One night a few years ago, I was at a get-together at my friend’s house. He was my college roommate. I had a few drinks and was having a nice conversation with his wife. We always flirted a bit, but nothing too extreme. Then she says, “I heard a rumor about you.”
This could have been anything, and I was slightly panicked.
She says, “I heard you have a small dick.”
I thought to myself, ‘How the hell does she know? Did I hook up with someone she knows or what?’ I told her that’s an interesting rumor. She asked if it was true. I said, “Could you please tell me where you heard this?”
She told me that her husband had seen me in college. Again, she asked if it was true.
I really didn’t know how to react or what to say, but damn, my dick was hard thinking about the two of them talking about me. So I said to her, “I’m willing to sneak off to the bathroom with you and show you, and you can judge for yourself. But if we do that, you have to help me cum.”
There was a long, awkward pause. I wasn’t sure if I wanted her to take me up on my offer. She told me she would pass on that for right now but would consider it for another time. Every time I see her now, I wonder if this will be the moment she learns my secret for sure.
Meanwhile, this reader was outed by his wife…
This happened last summer when we had friends around for a BBQ and a swim in the pool. Drinks were flowing, and we were having a good time.
The topic came up about men’s Speedos and whether or not they are attractive to men. It was a fairly split decision; however, a couple of the wives said that they didn’t mind them as long as the guy was packing. Then the topic of size came about, and one of the wives said how it was scientifically proven guys with big noses have big cocks; this then started the debate about whether this was true.
Now I have a big nose, but I’m a bronze member of the small dick club, and you can probably already see where this is heading. As my wife Marie (not her real name) was on the untrue side of the debate, her friend said, “Yeah, but Nigel (not my real name) has a big nose… “
Thinking this was her way to win the argument, Marie quickly and without thought replied, “Yeah, exactly my point.”
This was then followed by a short, awkward silence around the group, and then everyone burst out laughing. I was mortified my wife had openly outed me as everyone was laughing and subtly trying to look down at my crotch with wet bathers and me trying to conceal myself.
My wife, then realizing what she said, tried to backtrack and say, “No, that’s not what I meant. Nigel’s average…I mean, big…well, I mean average’ish.”
As she started going all red, her head buried in her hands, trying to dig her way out of a hole. But not one was buying it.
The rest of the afternoon, my small dick became the butt of all jokes, and I had no response. My wife later apologized when everyone left and said how big it was to her and that it was all she needed to try to make me feel better. As on the topic for a while, I then asked about her previous boyfriends, etc turns out I am the smallest she’s had.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.