Our Readers SPH Experiences 285
By Our Readers
This reader tries some toys with his wife…
Just a couple of months into our marriage, my wife expressed interest in getting some toys for the bedroom. We had a healthy sex life and were learning more about the other deeper into marriage. I knew she had some trouble with being open about gratifying herself. Still, I was beginning to open up more, and she knew I had an interest in humiliation that we were learning together.
Neither one of us had any sort of sex toy before, either. My wife was honestly a little nervous to ask if that would be something I’d be interested in exploring with her. I was, of course, open and excited to try stuff out. So, we looked online together and decided the first thing to get would be a vibrator, referred to as a ‘magic wand.’ this was something she primarily wanted to use on herself. Still, she said it could easily be something we could both enjoy. I told her to go ahead and order one whenever she felt comfortable and ready.
A week or so later, when I came home from work, she excitedly greeted me, saying, “Guess what was delivered today?” We quickly debriefed about our day and got right to the bedroom. I asked if she had played around with it at all yet, since she had been home the whole day. She playful replied, “Maybe.”
A few minutes of foreplay later, she pulls it out from the side table and plugs it in. It was definitely sexier and more fun than I thought. I knew this was going to be an exciting new thing for her and myself, honestly. After we had finished, we were lying together, and she said “Babe, I got something else, too. Don’t be upset.”
She reached back into her side table drawer and pulled out a big blue dildo with a suction cup at the end. I was shocked but very turned on. “Oh my gosh.” I didn’t know what to say, but I could feel myself getting hard again.
She told me she hadn’t played with it yet but wanted to try now with me here. I asked her why she went with something so big, and she explained that after looking online, there wasn’t much smaller that would be worth getting. The thing that got me really excited was when she added, “Plus, I didn’t need to start with a smaller one because that’d be like getting one your size.”
At this point, I was rock hard again, and my wife said, “Here, let’s see where you stand.”
She straddled on top of me while I was lying on my back. Then she took my hard penis in one hand while holding the dildo up next to it. It was clearly more than twice my length. She smiled and said, “It’s not like the whole thing’s going to go in me anyway. I’ve got to hold onto some of it!”
She then laid back down next to me and asked me to help her try it out. I helped warm her back up and proceeded to put the tip in slowly. She was already moaning as it was a bit thicker than me, as well. Before I knew it, the whole thing practically slipped into her while I was holding onto the suction cup base.
She was arching her back and crying about how full it felt in her. I knew this was going to be a part of our sex life from now on, as there was no way my small penis would get this reaction from her again.
Another reader was outed with Play-Doh…
I was hanging out with the girl I was seeing as well as her friends (women & gay men) at one of their places and had the most humiliating experience.
I always wondered if her friends asked about my dick at some point. I’m pretty small (Bronze Member), and I had a feeling she had told her friends at some point but I wasn’t sure yet until that night. They were playing with Play-Doh while I talked to a girl, and one of the guys made a small phallic shape out of it.
I said, “Wow,” and they all started laughing and were like, ” Of course he said that, ” to which I turned red.
My girlfriend’s best friend said something like, “From what I’ve seen, it’s true to size.”
I froze and looked at the girl I was dating, and she had the same expression. I’m sure they asked about it at some point, and she couldn’t hide it (or didn’t even try). To be fair, we have great sex and are compatible, but it’s so hot that her friends know.
Meanwhile, this reader gets carried away with a prank…
It wasn’t a secret that I had a small dick back in my University days. Every guy I have known, probably had seen it at some point. It was kind of a part of my gimmick, really. I was an idiot and got carried away at times. Anyways. To give you an idea about my dick. I’m a silver member of the small dick club. But because I’m chubby and my balls are small, when I’m soft, only half my tip is showing. Not even an inch, I would say.
The story takes place in an apartment I (21) rented with my roommate Jared (21) during uni. We were waiting for a third friend, Alex (21), as we were going to smoke weed together. I was getting out of the shower when our friend arrived. I heard the door knocking. I expected Jared to get the door. He didn’t, for some reason. I put on my towel and got out. I opened the door. My friend Alex had arrived.
Alex was a bit of an asshole guest. He smoked OUR weed and ate OUR food. Alex would put you in a headlock and get physical when joking around. But he was a good guy and still talked to me from time to time.
He went straight to the fridge and opened it. I told him, “Buy your food, asshole.”
He pulls my towel off and says, “Nice dick. Where’s the rest of it.” T
Then throws it in my face. Which I didn’t really care for. Alex had seen it a couple of times before. I just stand there naked with my wet dick shrunk even further. Foreskin shriveled. Low key. I love it when Alex sees it. It’s lowkey my favorite part. I lowkey get turned on when it makes him uncomfortable.
I say to Alex, “I will make you regret this.”
I just stare him down with my innie dick starting to decompress and my dickhead coming back to life. He stares me down. It’s a challenge. I thought it would be funny if I rubbed my dick like it was a clit. I do it while staring him down.
He chuckles and says, “HAHA, DUDE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.” He pushes me away and says, “Dude, where is Jared? I wanna smoke.”
I say, “I don’t know. Jared was here when I went to take a shower.”
Alex peeked into his bedroom and saw Jared with his headphones on. Alex said, “Jared is listening to music. Let’s jump him.”
We were going to pull off a prank. I was going to go in there naked and jump-scare Jared. Little did I know he was calling his girlfriend Sara at the time. Sara was 20 years old. She was like a seven out of ten. She was white. Brunette. Tall for a girl. Great ass. Tiny tits. She was pretty smart, and Sara hated me. I didn’t like her either, to be honest.
We go in. Alex at the door. I am naked with my 1-inch dickhead at this point. I scream to scare him. Jared was shaken but not scared. He doesn’t react for a second. Jared flips the camera and aims the phone at me. “Sara, look… I told you he is hung like a toddler,” puts her on speaker.
Me and Alex realized he was calling Sara. Alex runs to the door and locks me inside. All I hear is, “OH MY GOD… I’m screenshotting this.”
Jared is laughing, and all Sara sees is me trying to open the door.
She said, “Dude, do some squats,” and started making fun of my fat ass. Then says, “Fuck I didn’t get to screenshot his tiny penis. Wait… Turn around, shrimp dick…”
So I turned around and posed. Sara screenshotted me and said, “Got it… Awwww… It’s smaller than I expected. Looks like an extra belly button. Fuck, I actually feel sorry for you. I knew you had a small dick the moment I met you. HAHA! You just give off that small dick energy. “
I got carried away and started touching it and saying, “Oh, it’s not that small,” and jerking it a bit.
Sara then said, “Ewwww… Stop that, you creep,” and then Jared ended the call.
Alex opened the door. Jared was mad at me. I went into my room and came soft in like ten seconds. Best orgasm I have ever had. Jared moved out a week later. I think she told him to. Sara showed the pictures to lots of other girls. Never spoke to me again. Jared, too. Till they broke up, we now laugh about it.
While this reader found the honest approach worked for him, most of the time…
When I was in my 20s, I hooked up with a lot of women. Many one-night stands and early dating sites like match.com or eHarmony. I had and still have confidence and a good personality. After a few early embarrassments or perceived embarrassments with women in college, I decided to embrace the fact that I was small (Bronze Member). When I would start to get intimate with a girl, before she was in a position to touch my dick, I would give her a warning like: “Before we go any further, I want to let you know that I am very small. I hope this doesn’t make you feel differently about tonight.”
None ever changed their mind, and one girl I told earlier during a sexting session from a dating site later ghosted me.
This reader lets loose during a massage…
I was on holiday with my wife at a lovely all-inclusive resort in Turkey, and the usual staff came around to sell massages. For days, we said no, but after a couple of days, I knew we both had sore necks, so we agreed to have a massage. I felt a bit unsure, but my wife was keen, so we went ahead. I expected a shoulder and neck massage in the same room as my wife, but we were led to separate rooms, and I lay on the bed face down. The massage then began from my feet and continued up my legs, I left my shorts on, but she pushed them right up and began to rub my groin and ass.
At this point, I was fully hard (Silver Member) and twitching away, but I tried to stay relaxed in the hope that I didn’t cum. The masseuse then seemed to mount the table behind me and straddled my legs before harshly rubbing my butt. As she did this, my cock began to rub slightly on the bed, and before I knew it, I was cumming in my shorts. I tried not to make it noticeable, but she must have realized. I felt so embarrassed but didn’t move, and she carried on with the massage for another 45 minutes!
When I left, I was given a face mask to sit in a ‘relaxation seat,’ but my wife wasn’t given a face mask. She laughed and said it was a mask of shame! While I felt excited about cumming, I was also very ashamed and a bit traumatized, so I tried to explain this to my drunken wife on holiday cocktails, but she just laughed and said, “I thought that might happen! I just imagined your little dick twitching away!”
This was the most humiliating experience of my life.
Another reader is outed during a trip to the beach…
When I graduated high school, I went to the beach with a bunch of friends. I had never been naked in front of a girl before. This was before the internet, so there was no easy access to porn, and I always assumed that video porn stars were supposed to be unnaturally large and no one measured up to them. I had friends who said they were 8 and 9 inches, and I thought they were lying. I’m a silver member of the small dick club. Soft, I’m barely an inch on a good day.
Anyway, my friends and I met some girls, and we played truth or dare. I decided to take a dare and was dared to go into the bathroom with another girl and come out wearing each other’s underwear. We went in, and I turned away from her and took off my shorts and boxers, and she undressed. I’m standing there naked and start getting hard and quickly put on her panties before she can look. I guess I was not quick enough as she smiled and giggled at me. I put my shorts on, and we are dressed, wearing each other’s underwear (underneath our clothing), and join the game.
That was enough ‘dares’ for me, so my next turn, I said ‘truth,’ and one of the girls asked how big I was. I lied and said 7 inches. The girl I changed with just broke out laughing and said, “Liar.”
I said, “OK, 6 inches.”
She giggles more. One of my friends asked her, ‘Truth or Dare,’ and she said, “Truth.”
“Is he small?”
“Yes, tiny,” she said, giggling,” and said holding her thumb and forefinger as a measure.
At that point, I was embarrassed and given the option of ‘dare’ to prove her wrong. I couldn’t. I left the game, went to my room, took off her panties, and threw them out the door. She knocked on the door, gave me my boxers and apologized, not realizing how much it embarrassed me.
Meanwhile, this reader is pantsed while vacationing with friends…
A group of friends and I went on a long weekend vacation at a lake house. It was six girls and six guys—all single. The house had six rooms, so we all shared one with one other person. We decided to have one girl and one guy in each room. Makes the vacation fun. All the girls are cute in their different ways. We picked out of a hat same latter gets paired up. Some rooms only had one bed, while some had 2-4. I ended up with my friend Bre in the king-size suit. Bre is a thick girl with a big butt, big boobs, a little chubby cute face and long hair. We were cool with it.
Well it came for sleep time after drinking and playing in the lake. I warned Bre that I sleep in my boxers. She told me if I sleep in my boxers, she will sleep in her bra and panties. We were both drunk, so I went to bed in my boxers. She stripped down to her thong and bra. She saw something move in my boxer. I had a chub. She asked me if I liked what I saw. And my penis said ‘yes.’ She looked at me with a weird expression. She said, “You better be big.”
So I am 6’6” tall. I tell Bre, “I’m big enough,” and turn to my side to go to sleep.
The next day, we were all drinking. One of my favorite songs goes on, so I got on the outdoor coffee table and sang. Everyone around me cheered me on. Out of nowhere, my bathing suit hits my ankles, and my one-inch soft cock is exposed.
Bre said, “I had a feeling it would be small but not THAT small.”
Everyone laughed, and I kept hearing, “I cannot believe how tiny he is…”
I pick up my pants and run to the room. Now all my friends know my little dick secret.
While his reader got caught by his sexy stepmom…
When I was about 19, my father – who was in his 50s at the time – remarried a pretty attractive European brunette with big milky breasts about ten years his junior.
Despite being of Asian descent, my father is very well-hung. He would often walk around the house naked, letting his flaccid, thick, uncircumcised six inches sway as he walked through the house. Unfortunately, I inherited my mother’s genes and wasn’t even 1/3rd his size when limp. When erect, he would slip on a magnum to fuck my new stepmother each morning. I would listen intently through the walls, beating my undersized meat as he would tell her she was going to get it and did for the next 30-40 minutes.
Once they were done, showered and dressed, and headed off to work in separate directions, I would spring into action and retrieve the used condom from the trash to smell her juices and see how much cum she had extracted from him that day. Even in his 50s, his volume far exceeded my 19-year-old loads. Most days, if he hadn’t tied and knotted the condom up, I’d strip down naked and slide it over my slim silver member erection and jerk the ridiculously loose condom up and down furiously over my dick, using his semen as a lubricant until finally adding my seedy dribble to his thick, copious load.
Well, one day, I had started my ritual when, unexpectedly, after forgetting something, my stepmother came back home and caught me in the act. After she called my name, I froze, and the used condom fell to the floor as I scrambled to cover myself. She told me to uncover myself so she could see what I was packing. After a few seconds, she burst out laughing. She said something to the effect of “The apple really fell far from the tree, huh?” pointing to the size disparity, which in turn caused me to cover my shame back up again.
To my surprise, she grabbed one of the cushions from the bedroom couch, placed it under her knees, and moved in for a closer inspection. It remains kind of a blur, but I recall her wondering aloud why my mother had me circumcised, to which I shrugged as any 19-year-old would, and then asking me if my silver member erection was “as big as it was going to get?”
I mournfully nodded.
She called it a “cute penis.” She purposefully didn’t use the word cock – and before I knew it, her mouth was on it, and she was tugging down on my hairless nutsack with her right hand. I reached for her big tits through her blouse, but it didn’t last more than a couple of gropes and strokes before my dick erupted. To her credit, she didn’t miss a drop of my seed, only freeing it from her mouth when it was truly limp.
When she was done wiping her lips, she joked again, “Are you sure you’re your father’s son?” clearly referencing my lack of stamina.
Realizing that she was late for work, unprompted, she promised not to tell my father about my shenanigans, leaving me with my rapidly shriveling dick and a new, immense crush on her.
This reader brags about his size and then comes unstuck…
To start, I’m 20, and I’m now a Bronze Member of the small dick club. But my story is from when I was 15 and started to get curious about sex and stuff. We used to talk a lot about sex and porn with my friends, talking about girls we wanted to fuck or about our cocks
Some of my friends were saying their cocks were about 7-9 inches, and I wasn’t believing it. I mean, how can a 15-year-old guy be that size at that age? I was a Silver Member at 15. I used to say they were lying about that and say I was even bigger lying, too.
On the birthday of one of my friends, when we were all alone in his house, we started to talk about cock size and stuff, and that’s when one of my friends told us to make a comparison between us all to settle the argument finally. I was a little bit nervous cause I lied about my size, but I was sure my friends were lying as well.
The first friend showed his cock, and it was six inches soft, a very good size. I was impressed but didn’t say anything. The second one was 5.5 inches soft, pretty good for a boy that age, and the third one was like seven inches soft.
All of us were really impressed, and then it was my turn. I was really scared, and I started to say I was really tired, but everyone insisted. I dropped my pants to show my one-inch soft dick and tiny balls. They all burst out laughing. They started calling it ‘Inchworm.’
I got really embarrassed, and then it was the turn of the last guy, and he was 4.5 inches soft.
After all of us had our cocks out, we started to watch porn. It was even more embarrassing cause some of them started talking about them being bigger than the porn actor or talking about me being so much smaller than him. I tried to laugh, but I was really embarrassed. Now, all my friends love to make jokes about me being a member of the small dick club.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.