Dogs at Poker
By TJA.
His parents had money, a big house, fancy cars, and were way more popular than I was. But we shared a few lectures and played computer games together regularly. He had invited over two girls he had dated before, whom he called “Gold-Diggers,” a term still current back then, as referenced in the Kanye song. I knew of them as they ran the Girl-Dogs club at university, a group of girls who went around in a ‘gang’ to clubs looking to pick up rich bankers or hedge fund managers. In addition to these two girls, Russ had invited two other friends of his who were bringing their new girlfriends. I was likely the oldest, and definitely the only virgin, well, if my buddies’ sex stories were to be believed anyway, the others being nineteen and twenty years old.
We were all introduced as people arrived. First, Tobias and Suzanne. He was slightly tubby, with close-cropped hair and made a joke of everything; she had short red hair, was short, quite curvy, huge boobs, and ‘girl-next-door’ looks. Next, Russ’s two ‘girlfriends’ arrived together in a taxi. Sam and Gabby. They could have been sisters, and it was clear that Russ had a ‘type’. Both were of average height, shoulder length, bleach blonde hair, nice boobs, and trim figures, both with magnificent legs that seemed to go on forever. Last to arrive were Robert and Grace. I knew Rob from my 1st year halls. He is well over six feet tall, is on the rowing team, plays in the Rugby first team, and, most notable, his nickname with the guys was ‘Snake’ because he had an enormous cock. He said he hated it, so if ever asked, we said it was because of the brown birthmark he had around one eye, making him look like the movie character played by Kurt Russ. His girl, Grace, was a tall, black girl from France, very thin and fairly flat-chested, with long dreadlocks and a killer smile.
The afternoon seemed to drag on forever, and we were all having a great time, listening to music, chatting, telling jokes, and flirting. Four hours in, and Russ brought out a golden coloured bottle of spirits he had found in the garage and declared it was time to ramp things up. We all had shots of tequila, and we’re having a great time. Russ and I were discussing the best prospects in a football management game we played, but I could tell he had other ideas. He told me he had joked with the girls earlier in the week about playing strip poker, and to his delight, they had seemed interested. As the party wore on and we loosened up, my friend was anxious to start the game of cards, but also didn’t want to seem too keen. Twice he nudged me to ask, but I was too much of a wimp to do it and didn’t want to put myself out there as the ‘keen’ one.
After another hour and the tequila bottle close to empty, Suzanne said she had a deck of cards with her. Having said to Russ that she had hoped he wasn’t joking, she waved it about, asking who was ready to play. I later discovered the significance of this, but at the time, I thought it showed eagerness on her part. Suzanne was outgoing, fun-loving, and certainly mischievous. Again, I had seen her about, met her at a pub here, Uni event there, but found her too much for my timid approach to life. That said, I thought she was gorgeous and lusted after her, which was helped by the fact that she loved wearing short skirts and showed off plenty of cleavage.
Having rallied everybody into one area of the large lounge, with a coffee table in the middle, she dictated the rules as follows: five-card draw, and the winning hand could instruct anyone playing to remove one article of clothing. Every person would start with seven items, and if you didn’t have 7, you could use a drinks coaster. If you lost a hand, you had to remove an article of clothing. If you folded, you were out, but you did not have to remove anything unless the winning hand instructed you to do so. However, every third time you folded, you had to remove an article of clothing. The game would be played until either all the girls or all the guys were completely naked. The losing side would have to stand with their hands at their side in full view, facing the winners, and sing ‘You Can Keep Your Hat On’ by Tom Jones. The rules didn’t end there, though. Suzanne suggested, or maybe demanded, that if a person had already lost their clothes, that person was then to take a dare. It was agreed that it was something we could readily and easily do without harm to anyone or anything, and would not lead to trouble with the law. Expanding on this rule, she said that if the person refused to take the Dare, their side would lose the game, and all would have to strip and sing the song.
The whole room quickly agreed to the rules, despite Tobias claiming they were overly complicated; the tequila and earlier wines, beers, and ciders clearly gave everybody a sense of alcohol-induced confidence. Russ handed out a few of the ornate coasters to even up the article count, putting the spares in another room to avoid cheating.
The game set off at a hurried pace, with Tobias having to learn as we played. Thankfully, I had recently watched a movie starring Matt Damon about poker, so I had a decent level of game awareness. The girls were playing extraordinarily well. They seemed to intuitively know when to fold and when to hold, rarely unsure of when to take an action, never even giving a glimpse of a ‘tell’. I’d always considered myself having an inbuilt ability to read people, but I was either off my game from the booze, or these girls were all cool as a cucumber.
Even though we could get an article off the girls every few hands when one of us would win or when they folded on their third time, clothes seemed to be coming off us guys like leaves off a tree in October. Rob kept getting ‘ordered’ to strip by any girl who won. Gabby made it evidently clear that she wanted to see if the ‘snake’ rumors were true, making a weird dog barking noise from time to time, which caused Sam to laugh uncontrollably for a few moments. Within a dozen hands, Rob was down to his boxer briefs, and on the next round, he lost with the lowest hand, even though I had actually won the round. We’d hit a milestone, and the room went quiet, all eyes on Rob. But he wasn’t in the least bit fazed, stating as he stood up that he’d done worse at rugby events. The girls laughed and cheered as Rob’s underwear hit the floor, his back turned to only allow the girls to see his naked ass.
Without breaking the rules, if not the spirit of them, he cupped his groin, sat and swivelled on the spot, not yet really showing anything. He struggled to play and cover up, but seemed to manage, all the girls distracted by his nudity and trying to get a peek. It actually helped ‘the boys’ win two hands back-to-back for the first time. It might have been more had Gabby not reminded them all to focus on the cards and the cocks will come out.
Before long, I found myself in my briefs as the loser, and finally Sam, following yet another ‘fold,’ took off her shirt to reveal her black bra, just that and her skirt and panties left I assumed. She was so hot looking that we were determined to see her nude and were ready to risk a lot for that opportunity. But the next hand was a killer; Rob lost, and Gabby won, selecting Tobias to remove his last item of clothing. Because Rob had lost again, and since he was already naked, Suzanne dared him to play the remainder of the game facing the girls with his legs wide apart and his cock prominently displayed so they could clearly view it.
As before, Rob was confident and just took his cupped hand away and shifted position so he was kneeling, but sitting on his heels, legs apart, massive dick on show. He spread his legs, giving them, for the first time, the opportunity to see his uncovered penis and balls. But for Grace, the girls all gasped out loud, Suzanne saying “Fuck Me!” as the other two went “Woof-Woof-Woof!” Their tell-tale Girl Dog club barking thing they did. Gabby, still doing a random ‘Woof’ from time to time, was holding the deck, and the girls just stopped and looked at his genitals unashamedly, high-fiving each other and ‘woofing’ for a job well done. It was obvious that he wasn’t embarrassed, as this was playing out, Tobias had copied Rob’s earlier move and so was sitting there naked, legs crossed, hands covering his cock and balls.
The rules, including double losses, meant it hadn’t taken long to get here. Thankfully, Rob won the next round, but stupidly got Suzanne to remove an item, forgetting that Sam was far closer to being naked than the other girls. Rob was still sitting there naked with his legs spread wide for the girls, giving them a good view of his cock, and all but Grace took advantage of this free show, and before too long, his large dick had risen to a close to horizontal level. It hadn’t really grown; it had just firmed up, and its angle had changed. Russ was still wearing underpants and a shirt. I was down to my last item, and the other two were already naked, so we were hoping we’d hang on so we could see some female flesh, but Rob lost again. I was wondering what possible dare was in store for him as he was already naked with his legs wide apart and sporting a ‘semi’.
Suzanne then smiled widely and said, “We are going to take a few minutes out for Rob to complete his dare. Rob, we want you to sit there like you are and wank off while we all watch!” The girls burst out laughing. Clearly, this was a conspiracy, and they had pre-planned the forfeits. Rob just said, “Nah, no way! I don’t think so!” Suzanne smiled, nodding her head with a look of conviction. She said, “Yes, all the way until you jizz.” Rob was still reluctant, and the girls started to high-five each other; Sam reminded him that failure to comply would mean the whole boys’ team would lose. Rob tried to say he might not be able to get an erection, and he didn’t really want to be wanking off in front of the other guys.
Suzanne said that we all had to watch, and that if he couldn’t get any harder than he already was, Grace was willing to help. Finally, Rob agreed, again stating that the Rugby guys had people do a lot worse. We all sat there in tense silence as he started to play with himself while the rest of us watched. His dick was so big he could use two hands, and would take turns between two-handed stroking and grabbing his balls. It took him two or three minutes of playing, but the girls were very encouraging. Gabby and Sam still barked and woofed until he finally became fully erect.
Suzanne then said, “Okay, jack it off!”
With wide smiles, the girls were mesmerized as they stared at Rob while he masturbated. He jerked furiously with his eyes shut for about 4 to 5 minutes until he finally winced and moaned softly as he started to squirt his cum all over the wooden floor, rug, and coffee table. Seeing this, the girls laughed loudly and started applauding and ‘woofing’. Grace just sat back in an armchair with a huge grin on her face. He let go of his cock, leaned back with cum all over his hand, and his softening cock twitching and swollen, dribbles of cum still coming out. Russ jumped up and came back with some towels for Rob to clean up his massive cum load from the floor and table, freaking out that it might stain the rug.
We resumed playing, and the next two rounds found Russ down to his briefs and Suzanne in her bra, but still no damn female skin. That said, Suzanne’s huge boobs were a great view in their white bra, a view that was causing Tobias issues in his naked form, whispering that he was now erect! We were frustrated! The next hand, Tobias lost, and I was nominated by Sam, who won the hand to lose the underwear. Sam took Suzanne’s lead and told Tobias he would have to jack off too, since he lost and was already naked. Russ was moaning about cum stains on the rug, so Sam said, “Not a problem. Tobias can spill his load in my empty wine glass.”
He reached over to get it, but she said no, Suzanne would hold it, and she handed it to Suzanne, who got a wide-eyed “Uh, oh!” look. Tobias stood up to expose his already erect cock, and I was happy to see he was smaller than me, not by much, but being tubby, his fat pad likely did him no favours. Undeterred, he went right to it and seemed to revel in all the female attention, wanking it like he was on the clock. Suzanne moved so that she was kneeling in front of him, the other girls moving about to get a better view of his wanking. Now, Suzanne was in the way. He was looking down at her, that magnificent cleavage in his line clearly helping him stay horny. The girl’s eyes were locked onto his cock as he stroked it, Gabby commenting that his dick was bigger than she expected, but so much smaller than Rob’s.
When he finally said he was about to cum, Suzanne held the glass up at an angle just in front of the head of his dick, getting it there just in time as he started to squirt into the glass. All the girls focused on the tip of Tobias’s penis, watching the streams of semen shoot out of his penis hole into the wine goblet. He came excessively into it, a massive load, so much so it even seemed to impress Gabby and Sam, Grace again just taking it all in from the comfort of her armchair, still fully dressed but for her socks and a coaster. The girls laughed and ‘woofed’ again, and Gabby even applauded.
They passed the glass around amongst themselves; some of them smelled his semen, some touched it. Suzanne, as a joke, set the glass up on the mantle, saying, “Won’t that make an interesting conversation piece!” Tobias was still standing up, his penis bobbing and cum still dribbling out. Gabby shouted out, “Check it out! Tobias’s little pecker is a dribbler!” and they laughed while watching drops of cum drip from the tip of his penis to the floor. I wondered if they had forgotten about me. The distraction of Tobias wanking allowed me to get naked and cover up without being seen, my own erection feeling like an iron rod in my lap.
We resumed another hand of cards, and our last ray of hope, Russ, lost the hand, Grace winning it. So he removed his shirt, and as the loser, Grace nominated him as her winner. Russ was naked in a flash, as if he was relishing it, standing up and dropping his briefs in front of the girls, exposing his semi-erect penis, the only one of us who was circumcised and bigger than both Tobias and me. With all four of us lads totally nude, we realised the game was over, and we got to see nothing more than bras and cleavage. We never saw so much as a hint of a nipple.
We were frustrated, but horny young men full of booze. In unison, we all stood in line naked in front of the girls and sang that stupid song as they laughed at us. Although we tried, we were unable to make any progress with them. We wanted to play on, take more forfeits if necessary, but they were done. Gabby and Sam teased us, especially Tobias and me, whom they said had ‘tiny peckers’ once they had seen us all relaxed. But Suzanne stood up for Tobias and said he was a great fuck and could cum like a racehorse.
It then all got a little weird, with nobody really sure what to do next. Grace and Rob went off together to the guest room where they were staying. Sam and Gabby called a taxi, and after an awkward half hour of waiting, they left together. Tobias and Suzanne went into the den to sleep on the sofas there.
Never having the opportunity to see or touch a damn thing, and not being asked to jerk it, I had a royal case of blue balls. As soon as Russ and I went to our rooms upstairs, I had to rub one out to the memories of what had happened. Suzanne’s boobs front and centre in my mind as I sprayed a huge load into the sink of the en-suite in my room.
We later found out that the cards Suzanne had brought were marked. The girls were apologetic, but never agreed to a rematch. The worst thing was seeing the Girl Dogs out and about. Gabby and Sam, or should I say Gobby and Sin, were more than happy to tell everybody what they had seen, how big (or small) our dicks were. They told them everything, down to the embarrassing details and how easy it was to trick us, but in all honesty, it was a seminal moment for me, and I loved to be naked in front of clothed women from that day forward, maybe even more than them being naked.
The End.
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