By Forthefunofit. [google-translator] I guess I should start by describing myself and my wife. My name is John. I am the quintessential geek. I don’t even try to fight it. I just own it and enjoy what I enjoy, which is computer gaming. I’m in my mid-30s and haven’t been to a gym since my last gym class in high school. I have only put on a few extra pounds, but anyone looking at me would know I’m
Read moreBy JustBrowsingThx. [google-translator] My girlfriend, Mandy, and I had been dating for a few years when I started to notice her excitement in the bedroom fading. Almost certainly because of my four-inch boner and the fact that I can’t stop myself from cumming as soon as we start doing anything sexual… Mandy is way too attractive for me, and I wanted to do something special to rekindle our relationship and show her how much I care again. I
Read moreBy Litfan2016. [google-translator] Blog Entry – 5/15 Not much new, as usual. Working from home in the Post-Covid World has its benefits, but one of the drawbacks is you’re stuck home alone in your apartment all day. Well, if you are single and unable to meet anyone like yours truly. I did hear through the laundry room grapevine that they finally rented the place across the hall, so at least I’ll have the excitement of watching them move
Read moreBy Lil_D_33. [google-translator] My ex-coworker I have mentioned before, knows I have an itty bitty baby dick, her words, not mine. She lets me know she’s thinking about it in that moment, by mentioning tiny things, or makes jokes about how things are hard sometimes, or it will get better hopefully, just smart ass remarks about any topic that could have multiple meanings. She often does it in front of her boyfriend, who is also an ex-coworker and
Read moreBy Smallever. [google-translator] “Hey, Victor,” Amy called out from the other side of the office, her voice as warm as the afternoon sun peeking through the blinds. Victor looked up from his computer screen, his eyes momentarily glazed over from the spreadsheet he’d been staring at for hours. “You got a minute?” He nodded, swiveling his chair around to face her. “What’s up?” Amy approached with a spring in her step, her professional attire hugging her figure in
Read moreBy Outsider1505. [google-translator] “Well then, what do you think you’re doing?” Her sultry voice causes you to stand still. You hadn’t heard her approach, so lost in your little world that you forgot that she was liable to come and check on you. She always did. I just wanted to let you know that you thought there was enough time to finish up before being spotted before being caught red-handed. How wrong you were. Turning around slowly with
Read moreBy FemaleReverence. [google-translator] I knew I was in deep shit the moment I heard Megan’s footsteps getting louder. The pace and volume just screamed something was wrong. She stormed into the living room with my laptop clutched in her hands. Her straight blonde hair spilled over her shoulders, shimmering under the soft lights like some furious angel, and her blue eyes, usually so damn gorgeous, burned with a rage and quiet intensity that made my stomach turn over.
Read moreBy Ivanaholdit. [google-translator] It was a Sunday morning at home, and I was having my coffee. I could hear my wife getting up and moving around upstairs. I did my usual and went to pour her a coffee, so it would be ready at the kitchen table when she came down. Normally, we would have our coffees and decide what the day would bring. Today would be different, starting with me hearing the shower start. Usually, my wife
Read moreBy AlexisVane. [google-translator] I’d signed up thinking it would be chill. Some extra credit, maybe a free snack at the end. The flyer said: “Seeking male volunteers for Kinesthetic Art & Bondage Form Lab — Clothing optional (but modesty respected). No experience necessary.” So, naturally, I assumed I’d be standing there while a bunch of girls tied knots on my arms or whatever. They promised I could keep my underwear on. What didn’t they mention? That I’d be
Read moreBy RandyKneeling. [google-translator] Lucy staggered slightly as she crossed her front threshold, returning home in the bright light of morning, returning to her boyfriend after a long night of debauchery with her lover. Her body was tired, but her mind wasn’t ready to slow down yet. Tossing her keys and phone on the foyer table, she thought about the things she might do to extract further pleasure from Elliott, who was no doubt upstairs stroking his pathetic penis
Read moreBy smallsticker. [google-translator] The kick drum was a straightforward four on the floor. A scent of perfume and pheromones intertwined with rich, cold oxygen pushed into my lungs. Black light outlined the club with neon accents. Multi-colored lasers danced to the rhythm around me. A barrage of melancholic 90s industrial sounds attacked the room. She strutted one foot in front of the other. The black leather platforms consumed the hints of neon as her heel drove into the stage. The
Read moreBy uppishcarrot. [google-translator] Nervously, I peered through the curtain, just to see exactly what was in store for me. My heart skipped a beat as I gazed over the auditorium. It was a packed house. Not an empty chair in sight. Almost thirty women sat, waiting patiently, engaging in idle chit chat with each other. It was clear to me that some had no idea what to expect, others had an inkling, and some knew exactly what Beth
Read moreBy AlexisVane. [google-translator] I wasn’t trying to be weird. I just didn’t want to walk all the way back up three floors in wet underwear. It was past midnight, the laundry room was empty, and the basement hallway lights had already dimmed into that flickering half-dead buzz that always made the whole floor feel abandoned. I figured I’d do it fast: grab the warm stuff from the dryer, toss my wet boxers in the basket, and pull on a clean
Read moreBy Richard_Gilliam. [google-translator] I’m screwed. I was so fucking cocky I made a bet thinking there was no way I would lose. And what happened, I lost. Now my male colleagues and I are going to have to pay up. My name is Richard (Rich) Gilliam, and I’ve been the best salesperson in our region for several years. I’ve had a long history of winning. I am a winner. Or should I say, I was a winner. I graduated at
Read moreBy Richard_Gilliam. [google-translator] I’m in big trouble, and I’d better think quick or my marriage could be over. My name is Rich and I am 45 years old. I am married to a wonderful woman named Kimberly, who is 42. This is a first marriage for me, but a second marriage for her. Kimberly is stunningly beautiful. She has a perfect body, a gorgeous face, and long blonde hair. I can’t believe she actually agreed to marry me. I’m okay
Read moreBy AlexisVane. [google-translator] I wasn’t even nervous at first. It was just a student wellness program — they sent out emails about it every two weeks. Free 30-minute massages, sign up online. I figured, why not? Midterms were frying my brain, and the signup sheet still had open slots. I didn’t think it’d be weird. The room was warm, with dim yellow light, plants in the corners, and a white noise machine in the background. The table in the center
Read moreBy Unknown (Name not given). [google-translator] “Mike, I need you to come with me to school tonight,” Kateryn announced as she placed a handful of envelopes on the dinner table. Her eyes were fixed on him, a seriousness in them that was rare during their casual weekday dinners. Mike’s fork hovered mid-air, a mouthful of pasta caught between his teeth. “What for?” he asked, his voice a tad too high. “It’s a very special sex education class,” Kateryn replied, her
Read moreBy VerbalAbuse. [google-translator] Read Part 1 Here. Read Part 2 Here. ***** Part 3… I have a small one. I realized that pretty early on. For a long time, I avoided talking about it. I didn’t tell people my dick was small. It was my shameful secret, though not nearly as secret as I wished it was. On several different occasions, others saw it. Laughter and cruel jokes followed, but mercifully, they died out soon enough, and my little condition
Read moreBy Runtz3. [google-translator] Complicated, unconventional, and private, all words my wife and I have used to talk about our relationship. I know most people wouldn’t understand; they wouldn’t have a clue how to make sense of our life. On the outside, as far as anyone could tell, we led a simple vanilla life. We didn’t make tons of money; we lived simple lives. But beneath the surface of our beige Camry, khaki pants-wearing lives, we’ve had to make some compromises,
Read moreBy PercivalPetchell. [google-translator] Read Part 1 Here. ***** Part 2… Oh Fuck! This felt so good, she knew she was acting like a cheap whore but just didn’t care, here she was bent over some grubby refuse bins around the back of the hotel, being rammed hard by a big-dicked Spanish waiter who must do this type of thing every damn week. But God! it felt so dirty, screwing another man knowing it was just a liberating sexual act with
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