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My boyfriend Sebastian has a serious drinking problem. He drinks too much and just passes out. He loves to invite his friends to drink at his house. What annoys me the most is the mess they make. They drink heaps of beer, make a huge mess, my boyfriend turns off the music, his friends leave, and then I have to clean everything.

‘Not this time,” I decided.

I already knew some of his friends were still here, drinking, going by the loud noise. I entered the house already angry and trying to calm down.

I usually go to the bedroom and lock myself in there. However, this time, when I entered the bedroom, I saw my boyfriend Sebastian naked and lying on the bed, passed out drunk. Sebastian is such a lightweight when it comes to drinking, and this is not an uncommon scene, only I’ve never seen him do it while naked.

I was confused. I didn’t understand why he was naked. His clothes were near the bathroom door. So I thought that he tried to take a shower to sober up, but didn’t make it.

He was there, looking like a dead man. A pathetic scene. That withered, flaccid little dick is barely two inches. It looked ridiculous.

I went straight to take a shower. I took a while there. I could hear the laughter of his friends still in the backyard. I took a long, hot shower. I didn’t feel like cleaning the house again, and I wouldn’t.

I applied a cream, followed my skincare routine, and even added a little perfume. I only put on a brown baby doll and was left with nothing underneath. I wanted to relax.

I’m a short brunette, 163 cm tall (5’4″). Long blonde hair, small B-cup tits, and a good-sized upturned ass. I have a bit of a bubble butt.

I left the room and went to the backyard, where two of Sebastian’s friends were drinking beer. I’ve already arrived angry. They were shirtless, wearing only shorts, and talking loudly about something. I lowered the sound of the music playing and asked if they thought they were at their own houses.

They froze.

They got scared.

They had never seen me like that.

I threw away everything they were drinking into the trash. They even considered retorting, but lacked the courage to do so.

They were Sebastian’s two best friends. I see them all the time.

One of them was a brown skinned man with horribly done bleached hair. I confess that I always thought he was a hottie (despite his hair). Well-defined abdomen and always with an interesting bulge in the shorts. Too bad about the hair, though.

The other was a white guy who seemed to have never touched a woman in his life. Fat and dark-haired. His man boobs made me laugh.

I said to them, “Seriously? Do you mess up each other’s houses like this? And do you still stay when the owner has passed out drunk?”

They ran out of answers again. I wasn’t going to give drunk men a chance either. I ordered them to get up and clean up the mess they had made.

They started with the backyard. They swept, cleaned the ashtrays, put the empties in the recycle bin, put away the table, and took out the trash.

Meanwhile, I went to the kitchen and opened a bottle of wine. I went to the backyard, sat in a chair with my legs spread, exposing my naked pussy. Those two boys hypnotized themselves staring between my legs. I do have a nice pussy, so I don’t blame them.

I asked angrily, “Have you lost something?”

They went back to work.

I told them, “Clean the kitchen, too. Wash all those dishes you dirtied, you pigs.”

They did.

I must admit that bossing them around was quite enjoyable. I still noticed how hypnotized they were with my legs open and my pussy exposed to them.

I barely noticed that I had drunk half a bottle of wine. They finished cleaning my kitchen and dishes and returned to where I was.

They sat down and one asked thickly, “What now?”

“Have you cleaned everything?” I asked sternly.

“Yes,” the fat one said. “We’re now resting.”

Once again, they gazed at my exposed pussy.

I said to the fat one, “You’ve never seen a real one, have you, fatso? Only one’s in porno, amirite?”

The fat one said, “I’ve seen a real one before.”

I laughed and said, “I doubt it. Peeking at your sisters in the bathroom or while they dress doesn’t count, you pervert.”

Then the bleached hair, brown guy decided to raise the stakes and asked, “Can Sebastian take care of you? We saw him in the bedroom, and that little dick seems way too small to take care of a fine pussy like that.”

“Are you crazy, boy?” I shouted. “You guys are the biggest moochers I’ve ever seen. You eat all Sebastian’s food, drink his booze, diss him about his cock size, and now you want to do his girlfriend?”

They shut up.

But the wine had already emboldened me. I was stirred up. I asked them, “Do you think you can even handle me?”

They said emphatically yes.

So I drank the last glass of wine and told them to stand before me, which they did.

I knelt on the grass and started pulling down their shorts. First, the bleached-hair guy had a beautiful, big brown cock. The head was hidden under his foreskin, but when I rolled the foreskin back, the purplish head jumped out. I smiled naughtily. It looked about six inches soft. I kissed the tip of the head and then licked it. I felt him shiver with excitement.

Then I went to fatso. When I took down the shorts, a little babydick appeared. It was even smaller than Sebastian’s. It was hard already, and probably the size of my pinky finger. Barely three inches hard. I laughed loudly. I held it between my thumb and pointer finger and stroked it.

“Has any woman ever fucked this babydick? I asked, laughing at him.

“Yes,” Fatso said with a red face.

“Liar. No woman would fuck that tiny thing. They’d never even feel it.”

It was small and cute, and it was a dick, only in miniature. I stroked it for a bit, but soon got bored, and I returned to the bleached-hair guy with the big cock. I went there with pleasure. I swallowed that cock with everything. It was already a little hard, and my cocksucking made it get even harder and longer. I drooled a lot. I deep-throated that big nine-inch cock, trying to get it all down my throat. But this cock was huge, and I struggled to get the last few inches down my throat. As it became harder, it also became very thick. I was having a great time sucking this big cock. I even sucked and licked his big brown balls, too.

Beside us, fatso jerked off his babydick. There was no time to lose on that Chapstick. I focused on his friend’s hot, big cock. But I also gave fatso a treat. I got up and sat back in the chair, with my legs spread open.

I ordered: “Fatso, lick my pussy and get it all wet for your friend to fuck me.”

The bleached-haired black guy stood next to the chair receiving his blowjob. What a delicious cock it was. While Fatso knelt between my legs and licked my wet pussy. About five minutes passed, and I was so wet. I dismissed the little dick fatso and stood.

I ordered the bleached-haired hottie to sit, and soon I was bouncing on him in a cowgirl style. He fucked me as fast as he could, filling and stretching my pussy like never before. I was moaning loudly. I didn’t care about anything.

Fatso even approached in an attempt to win a blowjob, but I slapped his useless little dick away, making him crouch in pain. I laughed at him.

I started rubbing my clit as the big cock fucked into me, and it tipped me over the edge, and I came as I hadn’t done for a long time. I came hot.

He kept pumping slowly, until I was ready to go again (it’s good being a girl), I started squeezing his cock with my pussy as we fucked hard. Eventually, that guy spurted his jizz deep inside me. He moaned with so much pleasure.

Once his cock softened to the point it slipped out of me, I got off him and told him to get out of the chair. I sat up and realized that Fatso had cum while jerking himself off.

Poor little guy. I told him, “Get used to that. Handpussy is all a babydick like yours deserves.”

That crushed him. I laughed.

When I eventually calmed down from all this (or sobered up some) and came to my senses, I sent them both home with a, “Don’t you dare tell Sebastian about this.”

They agreed that the idea was good.

Having fucked that big cock made me realize that I needed more. So, not long after this incident, I dumped Sebastian and his four and a half inch dick. Still, he did have a bigger dick than Fatso, I’ll give him that. To this day, that is the smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man. Having dumped Sebastian, I never repeated that with his friends. To this day, I don’t know if he even knows that I cuckolded him in his own house while he was passed out drunk. What a loser.

 

The End.

 

 

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