52 Things you can say to humiliate a small dick guy!

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52 things that no man with a small penis wants to hear but should be told anyway:

1. Oh, it’s so cute! Like a little boys dick!

2. I’m really sorry for you it’s like a disability or something!

3. Oh, come on, it’s ok! It’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean eh? (laughs)

4. I have seen bigger clits to be honest!

5. What if we just cuddle a bit instead?

6. You know there’s an operation…

7. It is much more fun to look at than if it was normal size!

8. Can I draw a smiley on it?

9. Wau, your feet are really big! I only just noticed it…

10. My last partner was at least 4 inches longer!

11. Look, there’s an inch long worm on your thigh!!!

12. Does it squeal if I squeeze it?

13. Oh, I’m sorry, I have a headache today…

14. (You giggle and point your finger.)

15. Can I be honest with you? Your dick is too small.

16. My 8-year old brother has one just like it!

17. Just a second, I have to get the tweezers…

18. How lovely, you brought a scented stick!

19. This explains your huge car.

20. Apparently you haven’t stopped growing yet…

21. Is that it?

22. Oh thanks, I really need a toothpick!

24. I never new it could be so small!

25. What did God punish you for?

26. At least it won’t take long…

27. Let’s just hold hands…

28. Oh! That’s interesting…

29. It’s like a penis, only smaller!

30. Is it in yet? Ohhh it is????

31. Does it even work?

32. Are you on steroids cos I heard they shrink your dick?

33. I heard that excessive masturbation shortens the penis!

34. Maybe it’s the lightning…?

35. I think I have a dildo in my drawer!

36. What if we just skipped the action and lit a cigarette instead?

37. Tell me when you’re done…

38. Oh, I didn’t know you had an accident…

39. Oh look, it’s hiding!

40. Are you cold?

41. Only, if you make me drunk enough…

42. Is this an optical illusion?

43. Does it run in the family?

44. Were you castrated?

45. It’s good you have so many other talents!

46. Do you have an air pump for this?

47. Ahaaa, this is why we have to judge people by character …

48. Look, I can easily put it in my mouth!

49. Deep throat?!? Honey it wont even reach the back of my tongue!

50. Can you please pull the pencil out of me?

51. Can I hang my coat on this?

52. Look, my Barbie clothes are a perfect fit!

12 comments

  • Ashley

    Love it. Me and my boyfriend love sph. We would love to share links with you.

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    • Peanutbobby

      Ashley. I love to be humiliated. I am 21/2 hard . Not even a inch shoft.. in high school they called me peanut dick or acorn dick. Lol

      Reply
  • Paul

    Love to be humiliated with such comments
    The other day I was standing naked in front of the window my wife said cover your self up quick in case someone sees not thinking I reached for one of my socks to hold in front of me she said
    Oh you won’t need anything that big to hide your little self

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  • vici

    love this stuff i get off on being humiliated, small and limp… my wife and her BF are always teasing me about that.. She def needs her BF to satisfy her as i am unable to 🙂

    little limp dics in panties are sexy for sure

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    • Jason Rork

      You are absolutely right, small dicks cute when in panties, I have maintained a long lasting relationship with a trucker who doesn’t want to bother with it but insists that I wear a ball stretcher to inhance the look, which he likes to “ play with” while I am servicing him.

      Reply
  • Ryan

    Ashley i also love to humiliated by i 2inch hard but win i not hard it doesn’t hang it go inside me if you what to see what i working with i have and porn hub page it smallguys

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  • Jason Smith

    I am embarrassed of my small penis. It’s maybe 3.5 hard. And I ejaculate quickly so a double whammy lol. So far for 8 years my wife still with me. For how much longer I’m not sure bit she probably wants to get laid properly. I can’t unfortunately do that for her so she maybe look for something. I hope she doesn’t but wouldn’t blame her but would devestate me if it happened. I would not cheat on my wife.

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  • Mr. Limpet

    I haven’t had an erection in 5 years. Since my prostate operation. Had I known I wouldn’t have had the operation.
    Now I’m small and limp forever. I want my wife to make fun of me but she won’t.
    I’d love the attention.
    Your article is great.
    Thanks, Mr Limpet

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  • pathetic bitch

    I GET FORCED TO WALK THE NUDE BEACHES HERE. PEOPLE LAUGH N TEASE ME YESTERDAY A LITTLE BOY SAID LOOK UNCLE HIS IS SMALLER THEN MINE. TMTHE GUY STARTED LAUGHING AND ASKED MY BOYFRIEND HOW OLD AM I. HE SAID 32. THE GUY LAUGHED AND SAID MY NEPHEW IS 6 AND BIGGER THEY BOTH LAUGHED AND KEPT MAKIMG JOKES. THE GUY NOTICED THE TEARS IN MY EYES. MY BOYFRIEND LAUGHED TOLD HIM NO WORRY BOUT ME ND MY TODLER PENIS HE DOES WAY WORSE TO ME. GUY SAID HE HOPE MY BOYFRIEND IS THE TOP. MY BOYFRIEND MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS PLEASURED ON DEMAND.

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  • Michael

    I really wish I could experience a lot more humiliation but can’t get anyone to be into my kink it’s not too exciting, in the meantime I send my little dick pics to whoever wants them so they can laugh at my three and a half inch “mouse”.

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    • Dave Boon

      I understand. I love to show other dudes how small I am.

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    • bambiegirl

      Oh Michael,
      believe it or not but your cock is an inch longer than mine. Humiliation makes me leak every time.

      Reply

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