Shrimp Out of Water
An SPH Experience by The Statue of David.
It was my turn to go, so I dove into the pool, and just about the most embarrassing thing happened. I felt my bathing suit slide right off me from diving into the deep water. I had a job lined up as long as I passed this test and got the certification to pay for college, so I figured I had to keep going, or I would fail. With the outside of the pool being really cold, and with the shrinkage, I knew I was going to be really shriveled up once I got out of the water. I made the rescue and secured the person to the rescue board. I told one of the lifeguard instructors, who was a woman in their late 20s, that my bathing suit fell off and I was naked. She told me that if I didn’t get out and perform the CPR portion of the test immediately, I would fail because if it were a real person, I couldn’t let them die.
There was no going back since I really needed this job. All 20 of my classmates in the course, as well as others at the public pool, would see me naked with my small, shriveled dick. I got out of the water, and the shrinkage and cold pool building did their damage. So there I was. An attractive, toned guy with a nub of a dick poking out and balls that were extremely small and tight to my body. I had no way of hiding myself as I had to give CPR to a dummy for about 2 minutes naked by the side of the pool. I had a classmate who was also being graded to help me with the rescue board and CPR. It just so happens it was a female friend around my age whom I had a crush on. She was about the same height as me, was a little nerdy, and had an average body. While she was helping me, I would catch her taking glances at my pathetic nub; she stayed professional due to it being a test. After the CPR, we immediately had to do an AED portion of the test. This left me standing by the side of the pool completely naked for another 5 minutes.
Finally, the test was done, and I had to wait around to get my score. I went to get my towel, but it was gone. Someone must’ve stolen it as a joke. Also, I couldn’t dive back into the water to look for my bathing suit because the next group was taking their test in the water. I was still stuck naked with my nub on display for everyone to see. My female friend, whom I have a crush came over and started talking to me. She teased me, saying she didn’t think the water was that cold. She saw me get all red, and she said it was cute to see me embarrassed. In about another 10 minutes, the other test was done, and I was finally able to get my bathing suit and cover my shame.
Naturally, I drew a lot of attention at the pool. It’s not every day you see a good-looking guy with a small dick out in public. All 20 of my classmates saw me the whole time, as did some others at the public pool that day. I heard some laughs and some other girls saying they’ve never seen a dick that small before. In addition, the lifeguard instructor who was grading us teased me, too. She told us our score and said we passed. She said I was a good swimmer and didn’t expect anything less since shrimp live in water. I never had to live through anything more humiliating in my life. The 10 or so minutes I was naked felt like an eternity, but a part of me still enjoyed the fact that everyone there knew my secret shame.
As I was leaving, I saw my friend, whom I had a crush on. She pulled me aside and said she couldn’t stop thinking about my “little guy,” as she called it. After that day, we’d hang out a lot and eventually got into a relationship with a lot of SPH.
The End.

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