This reader didn’t enjoy the nude beach experience…

So, first time at a nude beach. I’m 2 inches soft, but I have a girlfriend who is very liberal. Her brother is gay and always fancied me.  I couldn’t believe the size of the other guys cocks on the beach. My girlfriend’s brother’s cock was ridiculously large, too. It was so embarrassing, the disgusted look on his face as he checked my small dick made me feel sick. My girlfriend wants me to go back. The cocks are all too big on that beach. I’m good-looking, but the shame of having to stand next to these other guys is too much.

Another reader takes things a little too far…

I was recently using a communal shower at my local university gym and found myself in there with three other men. They all started in their Speedos but dropped them one by one. I stood facing the corner, trying to hide my shame and not look at their cocks with fear of boning up. Eventually, I had to walk out to grab my towel, and my small dick was on full display for them all to see. At least two visibly looked down at my dick, and I realized that my hard dick was smaller than all their soft ones. It was so humiliating but exhilarating at the same time. I got fully erect on my walk out of the showers, and after, one came up to me and said, “I get the blood can get pumping after a workout, but if I ever see you walking around with an erection in here again, I’ll see that you’re banned from this gym.”

Message received.

Meanwhile, this reader sends a dick pic to his sister by mistake…

Years ago, I accidentally sent a nude Snapchat to my younger sister. I immediately called her and told her I had accidentally sent her something, and to delete it and not look at it. She said she would, and that was that… for a while. A month or two passed, and I was being kind of a jerk, so I took the TV remote to watch my show. I told her I was the big brother and I decided what we watched. My sister just smirked and told me that nothing about me was big; she laughed. I asked what she was talking about, and she just said that she was curious and that I couldn’t blame her for looking. I turned bright red; I was so humiliated. She laughed and told me all the guys she’s dated were bigger.

While this reader wondered how he compared…

I was dating a girl in my twenties. She has travelled the world and has told me how she has banged guys from other countries. Now, being an Indian, I know we are not particularly well-endowed in that area, but I was in for a surprise.

So while we were having sex, I couldn’t hear her moan, not even a bit. So I started to hump harder. Thumped up and down with all my might, trying to impress her. I asked, “How do you feel?”

She just promptly asked, “Is it in yet?”

I tried to go harder, but she just grabbed her phone and started scrolling, all while I was fucking her. The sight couldn’t hold me long, and I just blasted. After I was done, she started fingering herself, and that’s when she started moaning. I tried to get involved, but she just shooed me away.

Later, I asked her, Where did I stand in terms of length with other guys she has slept with? She was hesitant at first and tried to be polite. I egged her to say the truth, and she said that she has seen small Indian dicks, but never one this small. Even her finger felt better than my little dick. Ouch.

This reader cucks himself with some toys…

I have a small dick and for as long as I have been with my wife, she has teased me about being small, so about 12 months ago I bought a 9” black and a white 8.5” hollow strap-on and surprised her with it, she now takes it all the way without lube, she wants “Richard” and “Jon” now before me and the teasing has got worse. My dick doesn’t touch the sides anymore, and I reckon it won’t be long before she’s wanting something bigger or the real thing. But at least she is sexually satisfied👍.

Another reader finally hooked up with his crush…

Back in my twenties, I was a shy guy. My little dick didn’t help much with that when it came to women. Like every shy guy in their twenties, I had a girl best friend whom I was secretly in love with, but who had totally put me in the friend zone. One night, she called me; she had just broken up with the latest a-hole and was very upset. I told her to come over. She showed up half an hour later with a big jug a wine.

We sat on the couch and started talking, bad mouthing the a-hole and laughing, just having a great old time. As the night wound down, she said, “I’m way too drunk to drive. Can I stay here tonight?”

I was in a small one-bedroom apartment. I told her she could take the bed, and I would take the couch. She refused, saying we’d been friends long enough that we could share a bed without a problem. We go to the bedroom, and she asks to borrow a t-shirt to sleep in. I open the drawer where my t-shirts are, she picks one out, and goes to the bathroom to change.

She’s a little shorter than me, but not much. The t-shirt did next to nothing to cover her butt. She had this amazing bubble butt, round and firm. I would sneak peeks when I could. Her panties, while not a thong, were quite cheeky. She walks into the room and says Do not stare at my butt! I would never! Dude, I’ve seen you looking at my butt. I blushed. We got into bed and lay there for a few minutes.

She said, I know we laughed a lot tonight, but I am really upset over all this. Would you hold me? We rolled onto our sides and spooned each other.

We talked some more and laughed some more. As she is laughing, her butt is wiggling up against my dick, and I start to get hard. Trying to be a gentleman, I ease back as subtly as I can. After a while, the talking stopped, and we just lay there, neither one of us falling asleep. After what seemed like forever, she rolls over to face me. If this doesn’t happen, neither one of us will get to sleep tonight, and kiss me.

It was probably the best sex I had up until that point in my life. I went down on her, made her cum, she went down on me, brought me to the edge, and stopped. Eventually, we arrived at the main event, and it was truly amazing. I lasted a respectable amount of time, and I think I actually made her orgasm. Best of all, she did not comment about the 4-inch boner, and then we slept until late the next morning. In the morning, we were cuddling, and I thought, maybe I finally had what I wanted, the girl of my dreams.

“Last night was great,” I said.

“It was OK,” she said. Then she said, “I always wondered why you couldn’t keep a girlfriend. Now, I know why.” She reached down and squeezed my little dick. “You keep them as long as you do, because you are amazing with your tongue.”

We hooked up a few more times over the next year or so, until she met a guy who reminded her of me. I guessed that he had a much bigger dick than I.

Meanwhile, this female reader’s first was underwhelming in all departments…

I’m Grace 20F, and my first boyfriend was a guy named Sam. We went out for 2 years, and he had huge issues with size and premature ejaculation. He’s 3 inches fully hard, and it barely takes anything to make him finish. After a long time trying different positions that were supposed to work for smaller guys and experimenting with various ways to make him last longer, we eventually found something that sort of worked. I’d make him cum in my hand (which would take around 10 seconds), then he would go down on me until he made me cum and got hard again. Then he could give me a good 2-5 minutes of clumsy and boring missionary, where he would continuously slip out and pause to try to last longer.

But I at least got a little feeling out of it. After a while, I got bored with this, and we’d skip him, even getting to cum at all, and go straight to him using his tongue, and his only orgasms came from when he’d quietly jerk off after going down on me while I pretended not to notice and went to sleep. After months of this, I broke up with him, and since then, I’ve had some real sex with real cock, which has made me realise how bad my start to sex was, even if I still find it funny to look back on.

While this reader finally got the nerve up to whip it out…

For reference, I am 23 years old, and my friends are all 22, with one being 19 years old. Everyone knew about each other’s dick sizes, whether it be from whipping it out to be funny, whipping it out because they’re drunk, or just comparing sizes. I never participated because I knew how that would go. Somehow, I got stuck in a friend group with a bunch of huge cocks. All 6.5” or above. A few of them even brag about having seemingly identical dicks (although one is definitely thicker than the other. I guess you notice these things when all you can do is sit back and marvel, lol.

A couple of months ago, with everyone at my house (and some alcohol involved, though not enough to make me do this; I was just horny and wanted it put out there), I pulled it out. Previously, everyone thought I was packing, as I had never shown anyone. When I pulled it out, I was hard as a rock (mostly due to the butterflies I was already feeling). Everyone looked, and looked kind of confused, and amused. Someone said, “That’s it?”

Another said, “You’re hard? Really?”

I guess my 3.5” boner didn’t reach their expectations. So now, a couple of months have passed, and I get made fun of on occasion. It’s a lot of fun secretly. I bring it up as much as I can.

This reader was exposed by a stripper…

A friend of mine who was about 10 years older than me had a Stag do (bachelor party). We all went out drinking and then went back to his house. Someone had arranged a stripper to meet us there. I was the youngest guy there, I think I was 19 at the time. The stripper tried to pull a few of the guys to the middle of the room to do a show, but everyone refused. She grabbed my hand, and I just went with it because I was drunk. She laid me down in front of everyone, and I thought she would just take my shirt and jeans off. No, she pulled my boxer shorts down as well.

I was lying naked on the floor in front of a room full of older guys I knew. I have a small dick and it’s very thin. Everyone was laughing at my little dick. Even the stripper was shocked, and I think she felt bad for me. She put her head down and sucked my little limp dick for a minute and then got up and said, “Well, that’s it, guys,” and started putting her clothes back on.

I’m still embarrassed whenever I think back to it, but it also kind of turns me on. 🥴

Another female reader matched on Tinder with a small dick Polak…

I was 18 or 19 when I matched with this insanely handsome 21-year-old Polish guy on Tinder. Like… model-level hot. Perfect face, sculpted body, everything. I didn’t even bother asking for nudes. Just shirtless pics, because I’ve always cared more about the chest. I like to leave the dick as a surprise.

BIG MISTAKE.

We talked for weeks. He was sweet, polite, and never arrogant. Better than most hot guys. We went out for dinner, and everything was perfect. I wasn’t even planning to fuck him. I just wanted to enjoy the vibe. Use him a little for my own pleasure.

After dinner, I invited him to my place. We started kissing and cuddling, and things got intense. We went to my room, slowly undressing. I took off his shirt, moved down to unbutton his pants… and he grabbed my hand.

He said, “No, I want to make you feel good first.”

And I thought… okay. Who doesn’t love receiving oral?

He started going down on me, really into it. And he stayed there for a long time. I swear, like 30 minutes. Maybe more. At first, I enjoyed it. But then I started wondering…

Why wouldn’t he let me touch him?

I tried pulling his pants down a few times, changing positions, going further… nothing. He kept resisting, saying, “No, let me make you come first.”

I started thinking… is he shy? Virgin? Religious?

I asked, “Have you ever had sex before?” And he said, “Yes, yes, I have experience. Don’t worry.”

Mmmm.

After half an hour of dry tongue and no real pleasure, I pushed him back and said it was my turn. I tried again to take his pants off. He still resisted. And I lost my patience.

I said, “Look, either you show me your dick now or this is over. I’m done.”

And he goes, “Please, I just want to give you pleasure. Give me a chance…”

And I just kept saying no. No. No. No. No.

After a little more drama, he finally gave in. Took off his pants. Then his underwear.

And I was in shock.

I couldn’t stop myself from laughing.

It was so tiny. So ridiculously tiny. Like 2 inches max. Soft. It looked like a swollen clit. I tried to hold it in, turned my face, covered my mouth… but it slipped.

He just stood there. Red. Not even trying to hide.

And then, with the saddest voice ever, he said, “I know it’s horrible, I know it’s small… but I can still give you pleasure. Please. Give me a chance…”

And I was like: no. No. No.

Baby, you already had 30 minutes down there just for you. He accepted it. And then, asked if he could take a picture of my feet.

I just said, “Go ahead.”

He took the photo, went to the bathroom, stayed there for like 2 minutes, came back, and left.

Didn’t even ask what he did in there. I already knew.

Meanwhile, this reader’s female friend brings up an unfortunate nickname from the past…

My friend Emily and I had been chatting back and forth one day, and she asked me if I had heard from the girl who calls me ‘tiny dick.’ I told her no, and that the girl doesn’t call me that.

“Oh, so she just says you have a tiny dick… That’s probably her nickname for you with her friends, though,” she said.

We kind of laughed about that a little. I told her I hadn’t heard from that girl in a while and that I think she might have gotten a boyfriend. So we didn’t need to talk much these days.

Without hesitation, my friend says, “She probably found a guy with a bigger dick.” She then immediately followed with, “Oops… That sounded mean, but it’s kind of funny…”

“Me having a small dick is funny?” I asked.

“It’s not small… It’s ‘tiny’ remember?” she said and laughed.

We laughed a little about my ‘tiny dick’ and then we moved on. However, I think I might bring it up again soon, as it seems she enjoys teasing me about it.

While this reader’s costume reveals too much…

I attended an event with a dress-up theme. Everyone was supposed to dress up like a famous musician. I decided to dress like Alice Cooper. I wore a shoulder-length black wig, full makeup, and had my eyes blacked out. I was also wearing tight faux leather pants/ leggings. Everyone was complimenting me on my outfit and look.

Then one of my female friends looked at my nonexistent bulge in the tight pants and pointed and said out loud for anyone near, “God damn, you have no bulge! Where is your dick, son?” and then started laughing.

I was embarrassed but turned on. I didn’t say anything and just pretended I hadn’t heard her. Even getting hard didn’t show much, so nobody noticed that, but I saw a few friends look and smile. A male friend did respond and say, “His ass looks great in those pants and gave it a good smack.”

After that, there was more laughter, and the conversation moved on to other topics.

This reader was heckled by his girlfriend’s Mom…

I was at my girlfriend’s house, and we went into the swimming pool with her parents. Then I went to the bathroom to get changed, but the lock wasn’t working properly. Her mother opens the bathroom door and sees me fully naked with my shriveled little dick (2 inches soft) and balls. She immediately says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” while laughing, and closes the door.

That same day, we started drinking, and as we both got drunk, she started taunting me. Every 15 minutes, she would come to me and whisper some humiliating thing into my ear. For example, “You know that little thing can’t satisfy a woman, right?” and “Those balls are so tiny, are you sure they work?” and “You deserve to be cuckolded, if you haven’t been yet.” What a day.

Another reader has a hot tub to remember…

My girlfriend had two of her friends over for a wine night. The three of them hung out in the dining room playing some games and drinking (a lot) of wine, and I did my thing in the other room, playing some video games, also having a couple of drinks. I hear them laughing a lot and talking about something, and then the three of them appear in just their underwear, drunk out of their minds. It was a hell of a view seeing them in those thongs, but then they said they’re going skinny dipping in our hot tub, and if I wanted to join.

I got nervous about my little dick, and they started getting naked as they went outside. I decided just to own it and have some fun. I got butt naked and walked outside. The light was on right where I stood, and they were all sitting at the edge of the hot tub, staring over. They gave a quick cheer and some laughs, and said, “Oh my God, wow, it IS tiny,” meaning my girlfriend had already brought it up.

My girlfriend quickly responded, “Yeah, but he knows how to use it, though. But, yeah, he’s got a little shrimp dick, that’s for sure.”

As they all laughed more. I got up and sat on the edge too with my little tater tot out, and it felt so freeing to just be out like that.

Meanwhile, this gay reader goes to a nude beach with his husband…

My (32M) Husband (30M) is what they sometimes call a girls gay. Most of his closest friends are cis females. I have more guy friends and would be considered more masculine, presenting, of the two of us, with my clothes on. He, however, is my hung dom top, and I am a tiny pp submissive bottom, who often wears panties and a bra, and usually my tiny pp is caged.

Because of this, he loves ‘outing’ me. He has told all his girlfriends that I have a tiny pp and that he keeps it locked in chastity almost all the time. He has also told them that I get off on SPH and has shown them pics of it. He will regularly make jokes about my lack of manhood to them, or in front of them. He does all these things with our gay friends as well, but while I am not into women for some reason, knowing that even just hanging out with friends, no one takes my masculine appearance seriously anymore is very humiliating and hot. I have posted plenty of stories over the years on Reddit of my husband spying on me, either in person or just for shits and giggles when I’m not around, knowing his comments will get back to me somehow.

Today’s story is on the tamer side. We went to our favorite clothing-optional beach today, just us and one female bi friend who loves going to the beach but has not seen either of us naked before, and we had not seen her naked either. My husband had told me in advance that this would be treated like any other day we went to this beach. That meant he would not unlock me, and I would be getting naked. His friend knows we strip on this beach and that I am caged almost 24/7. So the act of stripping goes by with only a few comments from my husband about my tiny pp. We have a chill rest of the morning on the beach and then grab lunch from town. After which, we are then back on the beach for a nice warm afternoon. My husband and his girlfriend have now stripped down as well.

They have been drinking and smoking weed most of the day, so the talk slides more sexual. My husband has been making small dick jokes all day anyway. After another joke about how he locked up my tiny manhood, his girlfriend asks questions about the cage, and we get into a deep discussion about how it feels to wear it and why I wear it, which is when my husband tells her that I wear it for sph of my tiny pp. I kind of stutter at what I am saying, and then his gf merciful asks another question that allows me to keep talking about chastity more educationally and less about my directly caged tiny pp. Overall, I felt very humiliated, exposed, and inferior all day. I think he is planning to do more beach days when he invites his gfs and makes me strip with my tiny pp caged. I just hope he doesn’t expose me to any of my straight guy friends again.

While this reader learns a lesson in humility…

I used to live in an apartment with a pool. This was clutch when dating and had a girl over. She and I have been going steady for a few months now. She brought her friend. Her friend was a sassy fit girl with tiny boobs. I used to call her ‘El Presidente.’ As the president of the itty-bitty-titty-committee. She didn’t like it but had no comeback. She untied her top to sunbathe without tan lines. She then sat up, forgetting, and I saw her tiny boob and big, puffy nipples. She blushed. “It’s just skin plus not much to see,” she said.

I chuckled. “The skin I saw, and I now know how tiny they truly are.”

She scoffed, and my then-girlfriend (now ex) pulled down my swimsuit. My shrunken dick was on full display.

“He is all talk…” my girlfriend said.

The friend smiled and said, “Having tiny tits is better than having a tiny dick. At least I can make mine bigger with implants if I want to. You’re stuck with that little dick for the rest of your life.”

She had me. That’ll teach me for acting like a jerk.

This bi-curious reader learned that gay men are often the worst size queens out there…

I (19M) matched with a super pretty twink on Tinder. I’ve never been with a guy before, but I’ve been pretty bi-curious recently, so it seemed like a good opportunity to explore. He didn’t speak English very well, but he quickly asked me if I was a top or bottom. I told him I’d never bottomed before. He said that he was ‘versatile,’ but he’d be down to the bottom with me. Soon after, we moved to Snapchat and got spicy, sexting for a while. Eventually, he asked me for a dick pic. Now, although I’d had sex with multiple girls before, I’d never sent a dick pic.

So, I went to the bathroom, hopped in the shower, and started taking as many pics as I could, working the angles as much as possible. Although I didn’t really like the pictures, as I realized they didn’t make me look huge or anything, I eventually sent them and sat there in anticipation of his response. I was admittedly very nervous as I knew my four-inch hard dick wasn’t huge by any standards.

He then proceeded to respond with a picture of his girthy, eight-inch cock with the caption: ‘Your dick too small, dude.’

I don’t even think he was trying to be mean, but that made it even more humiliating. That, and his juicy cock on my screen, turned me on like nothing I’ve ever seen before. If only he hadn’t blocked me immediately after 😔.

Another reader was caught jerking off…

Recently, I was relaxing in my bed during the day when I got the urge to jerk off. Usually I’ll jerk off every day cause I’m a 20m virgin with a little dick. I didn’t think about closing my door because, to my knowledge, my roommates were out of our apartment, so I was alone.

I stripped completely naked, loaded up some porn, and put my headphones in. Now, mind you, my dick is barely over 3.5 inches hard (Silver Member) and only 1 inch soft, so I’m extremely tiny. As I’m jerking off, I catch something in the corner of my eye. That’s when I look up and see one of my roommates staring at me as I’m tugging my little dick.

He immediately burst out laughing. I quickly found something to cover my dick, but it was too late. He saw everything. He stepped further into my room and started saying things like, “Dude, how is your dick so small?” and “That’s actually the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.”

I was so embarrassed and asked him not to tell anyone about it. However, the next day, I received dozens of texts from my friends asking me if I’m really as small as my roommate said, and telling me how embarrassing it must be to have such a tiny dick. I’ve been outed as a member of the small dick club.

Meanwhile, this reader shows his dick pic to his Mom…

I tend to hang out with my mom at the pool and other places from time to time to catch up. Somehow we got on the subject of penis size, and I was like, “Yeah.. I’ve lost a lot of inches since I’ve gotten older.” (I’m now four and a quarter inches hard. A Silver Member).

My mom was like, “Eh, I doubt it.”

I brought up a dick pic on my phone (because I was concerned about it for health reasons, also my mom and I are really close), and she burst out laughing and said, “Yeah, your dad is way bigger than that.”

Then I pulled out an older picture where I was six inches hard, and she like gasped. “God, your penis really has shrunk.

I was just like, “Yeah, tell me about it.”

“You should go see a doctor. That’s not normal,” my mom encouraged.

Then, as we were later leaving the pool, some girls were pointing at me and snickering as if they had overheard the whole conversation. I glared back, upset, then I realized I was pitching the smallest tent ever in my swim trunks. I just blushed, left, and haven’t been back since.

While this reader’s girlfriend loves to boast about her Ex’s big cock…

I’ve been dating my girlfriend in Pakistan for the past six months. When I wake up these days, I have the hardest little boner thinking about her ex.

Every time my girlfriend is drunk, she tells me about how NICE her ex’s big THICK cock felt inside her and how he FILLED her up. I wake up every morning with the hardest erection ready to burst. I grab the nearest pillow and just start humping it with my thin boner, thinking of her getting fucked by him with her legs pulled back and the noises she is making. I wrap my legs around the pillow so tight and just keep humping it with my delicate, shaved penis.

It annoys me so much when she tells me, but every time she does, my dick gets so hard in my pants. She goes into detail too about how that cock made her feel and how GOOD the sex was and how she’d finish every time screaming that the neighbours would hear. She never talks about him when she is sober at all, but when she’s drunk, she keeps saying his name and describing his THICK cock. I’m 6’2 and 265 lbs of muscle, and she told me, when drunk, about how he could totally kick my ass and how humiliating it would be for me to go up against him.

Early in the relationship, I was in her apartment alone and opened her drawer and found his old condoms. It got me so hard thinking about her putting them on him. I tore open the packet and tried to stretch the condom over my penis. The condom was so big that without even rolling it back AT ALL, it completely covered me. It wouldn’t stay on and kept falling off because it was too loose. You could fit six of my hard penises in it, and the thickness wouldn’t be enough to keep it on. I decided to stretch it out, and it was 8” long, just all floppy, and as wide as a Coke can. I stretched it over my penis and balls like a plastic bag and accidentally peed inside it, looking at its cover.

This reader encounters his wife’s EX at the urinal…

I saw my wife’s ex-boyfriend’s cock, and it was much bigger than mine.

Much bigger!

My wife and family worked at a local place on weekends. I went to work with them a couple of times. Her ex’s mom worked there as well, so he still came around every once in a while. I went to the bathroom while working there, and he was in there. The urinal was a trough-style with nothing separating where you stood. He came up, pulled his cock out, and glanced up at me. He was at least 7” soft, and I am only 2” soft. Of course, when I saw him, mine receded even farther in, so he saw me at probably 1.5”, and he laughed at me. I told my wife about the encounter, and she has brought it up so many times since then, talking about how she should have stayed with him, etc. I secretly enjoy it, though, hehe.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these stories have come from Reddit.