Our Readers SPH Experiences 313
By Our Readers
This reader had a helluva party…
There wasn’t much for young people to do in my small town, so alcohol, pot, and sex were the norm. I was going to be a senior in high school, and on Friday nights, my two friends and I would cruise the main strip in town looking for the next party. One late summer night, we ran into one of our female friends, Tracy, who had a friend and a cousin from Wyoming with her. Her friend, Becky, was a slender blonde and very attractive, a 9 or 10 in most people’s books.
Her cousin, Beth, was a heavy-set brunette in a jean jacket and was cute in her own right (maybe a 5), but none of us were particularly attracted to her. No parties were happening that night, so we ended up having our party at my friend Johnny’s house because his parents were away for the weekend.
The music was blaring, the alcohol was flowing, and the joints were passed around. All three of us guys were angling for Tanya, but it became obvious that she really wanted my friend Scott. And Beth wanted me. I gave up on Tanya and chatted with Beth. I recall having a fun, lively conversation with her. She was cool.
As the fluids and smoke took effect, I was feeling loose by the minute. Beth kept getting physically closer, and at that point, I didn’t mind. She gave me the eye and placed her hand on my leg. And then I black out. I remember coming to briefly to find myself on a bed with Beth making out. My hand was under her shirt, cupping her soft breast, and her hand was sliding under my pants. I asked her if she wanted to take my pants off, and she said yes.
She moved down and unzipped my pants, placed her fingers under the waistband, and pulled down my underwear. I recall the immediate sensation of her wet, warm mouth on my cock. I black out…again. I regain consciousness, who knows how many minutes later to find all three girls standing at the side of the bed.
One of them whispers, “It’s so cute. I wanna touch it,” and they collectively giggle.
“Wow, it fits in my hand.”
I groggily raise my head and look down to see Tanya grasping my hardness.
“See, I told you…” Beth says, “It’s the smallest I’ve ever been with.”
Tracy smiles at me. They giggle some more and then walk out of the room, closing the door behind them. I lay there for several minutes, wondering what the hell happened. Tracy’s nickname for me our entire senior year was ‘No.2’ as in the No.2 pencil.
Another reader had a hot and humiliating cam session online…
Back in my youth, I spent many hours on MSN Messenger talking to many people and doing whatever I could to get myself off, especially when talking to girls who wanted to reciprocate. I wouldn’t ask questions if someone wanted to play.
One day, a girl I had briefly spoken to before started a chat asking me to masturbate for her on a webcam. I didn’t even stop to think before I was standing before my cam naked and stroking myself and typing about how good it felt. She asked me to get my cock closer to the cam and get a good look at it. When I was close to finishing, she told me to sit in full view so she could else my face as I was cumming.
Once I was done, she opened up her cam, and thinking she was about to reciprocate, I quickly accepted. Still, instead of being met by a single girl of my age I was instead faced with a group of people all laughing. The girl’s mum even came over and motioned about how little I was.
I was sat there dumbstruck and still naked with cum all over me. I didn’t even think to turn off my webcam. I even started getting hard again. The group had fun mocking me before she ended the cam session and blocked me. I never deleted her as a friend on MSN, thinking one day we could chat again. Maybe she would be nicer without her friends or mum around. That day never came.
Meanwhile, this reader delivered pizza with extra sausage…
This happened about a decade ago. An oldie but a Goldie. I used to deliver food, and our only uniform requirement was black pants and a black shirt. Well, I had a delivery, but I really had to pee. I went to the bathroom and then rushed out to take the delivery. It wasn’t until I got to the house that I realized my mistake. It was some older lady, about 40 or so. She answered the door, paid for the pizza, then moved the pizza and revealed it. She started to laugh, and I just kind of had a confused expression on my face. As I was walking back to the car, I looked down, and I forgot to zip up the zipper. My small penis, while not completely out, was poking out and saying ‘hi.’ I quickly went back to the store and pretended it never happened.
While this reader lives in the friend zone…
During university, I had a female roommate who was fairly attractive and very regularly had various guys teasing her and trying to date her. I was properly friend-zoned by her to the point where she just skipped wearing her bra when she was around me, so her jiggly boobs and nipples were obvious under her flimsy shirt. One morning she said that she was angry that she received a dick pic from some drunk man last night. It was some guy she knew but never had a lot of connections with. She proceeded to show me the dick pic that she received. It was a close-up side view of the properly hard boner, perhaps an inch longer than mine.
She said: “I am sick of guys sending close-up pics trying to make them look bigger when you can tell they have a shrimp dick.”
This reader went fishing and reeled in some SPH…
So last night I went fishing with my friend. We came back to his house late, so I spent the night. I didn’t bring clothes to sleep in so I slept in my shirt and boxers and used a thin blanket. Well, I guess I wasn’t completely covered up, and my small dick was popping out the hole from my boxers. My friend’s wife woke me up and told me to put my ‘big boy’ away and she was laughing.
She made breakfast of eggs and sausages the next morning. When she handed me my plate, she said, “Look how cute this little sausage looks,” and winked at me. She put three of them next to each other and said, “I could fit all this in my mouth easily.” She got up and got us cups for drinks. She gave me the little cup, and she said, “Sorry, this is the only clean cup for now.” She also said, “Do you want a little bit of juice,” and began to laugh.
I was getting turned on and embarrassed at the same time.
Another reader enjoys a massage with a happy ending…
So I went to a local massage parlor a while ago, maybe 6 months or so, and got a hot nude massage from this very sexy half-filo girl. She was quite kinky and dominant in the way she spoke, and when it came to the turnover happy ending, I noticed the look on her face which was her surprised and trying to hold back a laugh. And we got talking about what she’s into. She tells may she’s into threesomes and sometimes having one guy watch. When I ask which guy, she replies, “Usually the smaller one.”
So I said, “So you like big cocks?” and she agreed.
I asked her what she thought of mine, and she said, “You’d be the one watching,” whilst giving me a handjob.
I blew not long after. Anyway, I went back to that same massage parlor last week and saw her again. Halfway through the Massage, she said, “Have I seen you before?”
I said, “I don’t know, maybe.”
Anyway, it came to the part where I turned over, and she said, “Oh, now I remember you. I never forget a babydick that small.”
Meanwhile, this reader got an eyeful of his aunt’s boobs…
When I was 17 years old, I experienced my first SPH. It was completely unexpected, and I had no idea that person was so perverted.
That summer, many years ago, my parents decided to take a long trip abroad, about six weeks. So, they decided to send me to spend my vacation at the seaside at my aunt’s house, which was a villa on a cliff. She lived alone and was around 55 years old at the time. Looking back, she was a first-class hippie, but at the time, I didn’t know what hippie culture was.
During the first week, I didn’t do much of anything. I read under the pine trees in my aunt’s garden and went down to the rocks to swim. One afternoon, as I was coming back from the rocks, I saw her arranging flowers in a flowerbed. I couldn’t help but notice that one of her breasts was completely out of her dress. It was long, huge, and sagging. I remained frozen in place, staring at it until she looked up and realized I was staring at her breast. She got up and laughed, telling me that they were just breasts, and pulled down her dress to show me her enormous sagging breasts. I was petrified when she asked me if I wanted to touch them.
As I lifted them to feel their weight, she told me to show it to her. I knew my dick was small, but without hesitation, I pulled down my swimsuit and showed her my small uncircumcised penis.
With a little smile, she said, “Ohhh, how small it is,” and with two fingers, pulled back the skin revealing my small glans, now dripping. In 20 seconds, I ejaculated like a fountain.
While this reader had a wardrobe malfunction…
So this is a short story. It was around 2/3 years ago, and I had planned to go to my friend’s house. I was wearing grey sweatpants that were a little too small for me, and I didn’t realize you could see the outline of my dick. For context, I’m around 2 inches soft but shrink to 1” when it’s cold (which it was). Anyway, when I got to his house, I greeted him and his mom. Then, without warning, they both started laughing hysterically. I was confused and began looking myself up and down when I realized you could see the outline of my dick poking out. They didn’t say anything directly. I just fixed the position of my bottoms and carried on walking to the kitchen, but thinking back on it, knowing my friend’s mom laughed at my small dick was humiliating.
This reader got pantsed in high school PE…
Back in the good old days of high school, during PE, a group of us schmucks would go around trying to get laughs at the expense of one another. It was all in good fun. The easiest way to do so was pantsing your homie at an inconvenient time for him. This was typically just the gym shorts while the underwear stayed put. No harm, no foul, just a few quick laughs. Well, one day, the whole class of at least 30 students were standing around, and I got. But rather than panic and drop to pick up my shorts, I stood proudly like nothing happened until I felt the unmistakable breeze of cold wind on fully exposed junk.
When I looked down, I damn near shit myself. I’ve never been smaller than I was at that moment. For 3 seconds, I was the center of attention, and for at least one of those seconds, I looked like I was confident in myself. That’s what made this so embarrassing for me. I was no more than 1.5” at that moment with my balls shriveled up, and I’ll never escape that moment.
Another reader had a close encounter in the gym change rooms at school…
When I had gym class in high school, we had to change into our gym clothes. Since I’m very tiny down there I would change in the corner turned away from the other guys. I guess one guy noticed this as if I was trying to hide something. As we were exercising, he randomly came up to me and grabbed my small penis and balls. He looked at me, “I knew you were small. What is it 1 inch or 2 inches?”
I was frozen as he squeezed my tiny package, and all I could say was, “Yes.”
He laughed and let go, then walked away. I was so confused and embarrassed to be exposed like that. Since I was never teased or bullied for having a tiny penis, I’m not sure if he told anyone else. He never brought it up again, so I still wonder what his reasoning was for groping me.
Meanwhile, this reader’s mom shit-talks him to her friends…
A few years ago, I was at a garden party at our neighbor’s place – let’s call her Jenny. She was about 35 at the time, sipping alcohol with my mom and some other neighbors while her five-year-old son, Dominik, was running around naked, splashing in a kiddie pool. Now, I hope this doesn’t come off the wrong way, but the conversations got… weird.
Out of nowhere, Jenny blurted out, “Dominik’s gonna have a real big one someday. No joke, you can already see.”
Immediate chaos and laughter. Someone said, “Oh my God, Jenny, you’re terrible! He’s five!”
The giggles eventually died down, and just when I thought we were safe, my dear mother decided to chime in: “Well, she’s not wrong. I mean, I’ve raised boys myself…”
And that was it. That was the moment. The second those words left her mouth, I felt it. The silence. The slow, synchronized head-turning in my direction. I could feel my face heating up.
A friend of Jenny’s, God bless her, tried to de-escalate the situation: “Well, I mean, at the age of five, you really can’t tell how things will turn out…”
But my mother? No hesitation. No filter. “Yeah, but I’ve seen how things turned out or, you know, didn’t.”
I pretended I didn’t hear it while the laughter shifted from hysterical to, oh shit, that was a bit mean, huh?
Jenny just sighed, took another sip, and muttered, “And I’m terrible? Your poor son. Now everyone knows he’s got a small dick.”
While this reader lost at strip poker and life…
I was hanging out in the dorm room with my friends Crystal and Annie. We had a few drinks. Crystal, always the wild one, suggested we play a game of strip poker. Crystal was a thin brunette with B-cup breasts. Annie was athletic and had much larger D-Cups. The game was very competitive, and by that I mean close. Crystal was down to her bra and panties. Annie was just in panties.
You would think the sight of her big, bare breasts would make me hard, but I was too nervous. I was down to my boxers. I lost the next hand, and Crystal said, “Take them off!”
I stood up and dropped them. There was 5 or 10 seconds of dead silence, but it felt like an hour as they stared at my dick. Then Crystal said, “Ummm…that’s it?”
As soon as she said that, Annie started dying laughing. Annie, when she could catch her breath, said, “That’s the smallest dick I’ve ever seen in my life!”
That caused Crystal to start laughing. Meanwhile, I’m standing naked in front of them this whole time.
Then Crystal said, “You can put your boxers back on. You’re definitely the loser here.”
The professionals turned down this reader…
So I’ve been to this place a few times before and never had an issue. The last time I went, the lady started sucking on my balls to get me erect because the condom had nothing to go onto when I was soft. However, this time, when I went, we both got naked and then the lady was standing beside me and looked to the side and had to do a double take. She leaned forward and looked down, then she stood straight and looked at me and just started putting her clothes back on with a smile on her face.
I asked her what was wrong, and she said, “Sorry, baby, I can’t serve you.”
Then she explained she was too big and I would not be able to get it inside her in any position, so it was not worth her time. After we went back downstairs, I asked her if her friend could serve me. They were talking amongst themselves and just started laughing. She then told me her friend couldn’t serve me either and just looked away.
At this point, I had paid entry for no reason. I was about to walk out when the head door lady asked me why I was leaving so quickly. So I told her what happened. She took me back inside and asked the ladies why they refused to serve me, then just ran her hand around my groin and tried to pinch my cockhead (which just about pokes outstanding soft).
She was only comfortable doing so because I always joke around with her when she pats me down before entering. I tell her I got a mini blade there be careful. She then apologized to me and said there was nothing she could do with a confused look on her face, so I just left and came home. There goes my confidence. Even sex workers refused to have sex with me because of my small dick.
Another reader likes to compare himself to other men at the urinals…
Having a small dick, especially soft, really doesn’t pair well in urinals. Some make it very hard to hide, or you look too obvious that you are really trying to hide it. Either way, I do like to compare and get a glimpse of the cocks around me. Some guys very freely show off. I am at the high end of bronze hard and skinny. Soft, I poke out an inch on a good day but I find the worst part again is how thin it looks. So in all my adult life, almost 20 years, I have yet to see a dick thinner than mine at a urinal. Most look thicker soft than my hard dick. Just recently, I caught a glimpse of a thick, soft cock, maybe 2” long, but I swear it was twice as thick as mine hard. All I think is what my girlfriend would think if she realized how horrible I would look in a line of bottomless men.
Meanwhile, this reader compared himself to his younger brother…
I have had several humiliating moments. I’m a bronze member with a big head, but a very thin shaft, very small balls, and my dick can almost completely disappear when soft. My younger brother, who is smaller built than me in every other way and much shorter, is all cock. We discovered the difference one day while looking at porn. We were playing with ourselves, and he pulled out his, and I gasped at his size. I pulled out mine to show him the difference, and he started to laugh. I wasn’t expecting that reaction, but there was my fourteen-year-old shorter, smaller brother laughing at my almost seventeen-year-old rock-hard little dick. He rolled over to me to compare, which, while humiliating me more, also turned me on, so much so that I lost it as we touched, which made him laugh even harder. After that, he started calling me his little brother, which turned him from the beta in our relationship to the alpha.
Over the next few days my parents noticed a change in our relationship, that my younger brother was calling me little brother and had begun ordering me to do things for him. Since I was bigger and stronger, they were very curious. One night, we were watching TV, and I got up to get my brother a soft drink he had just told me to get. My dad asked what was going on. My brother started laughing and said that it was because he had the biggest dick, and my dick and balls were small.
Both my parents looked at me and then burst out laughing. My mom turned red and tried not to laugh but couldn’t help herself. My very well-endowed dad just shook his head. From that moment on, they all called me little brother and explained to family members why, which always led to laughs and jokes. The worst part was that my brother would call me ‘little brother’ around his friends, who all turned out to be bigger than me and explain why. Plus, he would call that me in front of any girl I was around, even taking a girl or two from me.
Until that first day, my brother and I compared dicks. I never really noticed sizes. After that, I couldn’t help it. I was small. Not only that, but I began to get turned on at the sight of larger cocks, which made the guys laugh in the locker room. I also began to become very beta. It seemed to me that men with big cocks should dominate the forever little boys with small cocks.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech. Some of these “confessions” have been taken from Reddit.