Our Readers SPH Experiences 295
By Our Readers
This reader female reader discovered something about her roommate…
I had never thought about dick sizes until a few years ago. I’d been with guys with very different dicks, but the size was never something I thought about. They were all roughly the same length: thin, fat, cut, and uncut. They all gave me pleasure, and all came for me, so what’s not to like? My ex-housemate Tommy changed that. He opened my eyes and needed to direct me to this site. I lived with Tommy for three years and a bit, and he was probably one of the best I’ve shared a home with to date.
Tommy’s a gentleman, gorgeous and funny. During a very hot heatwave, we were doing anything to stay cool. I’d been with my boyfriend then, and after the worst argument ever, I returned to our house. It was late but still boiling. I wanted to speak to Tommy as I needed his advice. I guessed he might be asleep, so I crept to our bedrooms. Tommy wanted a through-draft so he had left his door open, and I could see straight in.
He was lying on top of his bed, big pedestal fan blowing, window open, and he was naked. Fully. Not one piece of clothing. His gorgeous face and body looked amazing, but the best was yet to come, as poking up was the cutest little penis and balls I had ever seen. He was clean-shaven, and his balls were maybe the combined size of a tennis ball, but his penis, a pretty pink thing, looked like a quarter of a frankfurter. I got almost the entire way into his room before he woke, and for a few moments, he didn’t move, then quickly covered his cuteness with his right hand. I laughed and then explained what had happened.
After a few hours of chatting and him relaxing and forgetting to cover it, I told him how cute his little penis was. I stopped him saying anything with a peck on his lips and told him he didn’t need to be shy with me. We would regularly make out for the rest of our time living together. He was sensational at eating my pussy, glorious at massaging my tits, and would put on shoes for me naked. He moved away for a new job, and after having met some bad guys since, we started dating online and visiting now and then. And we have decided to buy somewhere together. So be proud, boys. Some of us love the little ones. I certainly do.
Another reader lost his towel at an inopportune time…
It was a family holiday in Europe, and we had been at a beach resort with mixed changing rooms. I managed to use the facilities for a few days without any problems. Halfway through the stay, I’d left our group early to shower and change before anyone else could see me. I’d done the usual and was in just a towel. We had watch strap-type things to hold the keys to our lockers, and this particular day, the strap area had been very tight, and when it came to taking it off, it wouldn’t budge. im not the tallest guy in the world, so I had to go on slight tiptoes to use it.
In a rush to get my clothes I decided just to try opening with the key still strapped to me. This was the mistake; I couldn’t turn the key or pull it out. I was stuck. I spent ages trying to move around with my arm up in the air. My older sister and her two friends had come in and found me. They thought it really funny and instead of helping they reached around me and took out there own things. My sister immediately thought it best to film me struggling.
My mother then arrived and giggled momentarily, then came to help me. As she tried to help, probably with all the moving around, my towel started to slip, and in no time at all as my mother had found a way to open the locker door and then get my arm released from the strap she had held of both my arms above my head as the towel fell to my feet showing off my bald pink cock and balls no bigger than a cocktail sausage and a plum.
As everyone laughed, my mother just held me in position, and through laughter, she told everyone off but only made it worse as I told them not to laugh as it wasn’t my fault I have a little penis. That has made it worse since I get the pinky wiggle at me.
Meanwhile, this reader got pranked…
Pranks have always been a thing with our friendship group, but it took another level when they discovered how small my penis is. We were playing 3-on-3 basketball in our friend’s driveway, I’d been playing better than ever and had let it go to my head and was trash-talking. Even more so, I was with girlfriends who didn’t play that much, and the other team played on the school teams (2 boys and one girl). With us about to win the game, the ball bounced high and two of us caught the ball.
In the subsequent grapple, one of the group pulled my top up over my head. Despite dropping the ball, the top was then tied over my head, effectively blindfolding me and tying my hands and arms above my head at the same time. With some laughter, someone pulled my shorts down and made me leave them. Then, with more laughter, I’m certain one of the girls on my team said, “He’s got little boy underpants on!”
Before I knew it, my underpants were pulled down, and again, I was stepped out of them. Tye, loudest laughter ever heard, I knew they all had a full view of my penis. Which I was certain currently would look like the head of a mushroom poking out of my plum size balls. What got worse was that the more I tried to get free, the more the laughter continued. My penis got hard in front of them, and when they realized they were beside themselves. They untied my top and pulled it off, leaving me naked on the driveway.
When I went to cover myself, they told me to place my hands on my head and follow them if I wanted my clothes back. We walked around the backyard and into the kitchen, where they showed me a pose each to do for them while they photoed. In the end, they gave me my clothes and told me to put my babydick away. The humiliation hit its pinnacle later when the other two guys got their dicks out. We’ve had a lot of fun since
While this reader’s wife gets her revenge…
So I made a mistake one weekend when I forgot to tell my wife I was coming home with a few mates after a small get-together. Their taxi had cancelled and I said come back to my place and get one from there. Well, it would normally be fine, except my wife had planned some sexy for me, and upon returning home, we all walked in on her fully naked laid out. She played it off quite well; she is very confident in her body, and they’ve seen her in a bikini before. Anyway, they swiftly left, and I couldn’t apologize faster. She was OK and saw the funny side, and we still had a great night.
Well payback came only a few weeks later. I got home from a morning workout, in the shower, when I heard the door open. I didn’t think anything of it and continued my usual bathroom routine. My wife appeared not long after to find me in just my towel. She smiled at me and said it was time to show how sorry I was about the other day. And she handed me a few items. She said if I wanted to make up for it, I needed to put those items on and go along with what happened next.
Feeling it was only fair, I put on both items—the blindfold and the fluffy handcuffs we enjoy using. She then led me out of the bathroom downstairs and into our living room. She positioned me in front of our sofa and chairs, and then I heard some giggles. My wife then said, ‘Here’s a different view of husband for you ladies. He brought friends home who saw all my goodies, and being sorry, he felt it was only fair to return the favor.’
With that, she tugged my towel away, and it fell to the floor. In total darkness, I could feel eyes on me and could hear suppressed laughter as I stood naked and fully erect in front of them. My wife was the only one to speak; through broken laughter, she continued, “As you can see, he likes to show his willy off. Shame it’s not bigger than my thumb!”
More laughter as I felt her thumb pressed against me. There were then a few sounds, some movement and I heard the door go again. A few minutes later, she removed my blindfold. She stood naked in front of me, and taking my penis between her thumb and finger, she started to stroke it slowly. She then told me I would never know how many of her friends were there, but they all took a photo and shared it with someone. Then she kissed me, let go of my penis, and undid the cuffs. We then spent most of that day in bed.
This reader got pantsed in High School…
My shorts were pulled down in school when I was 15. I was recently circumcised and still going through puberty and was and still am very short and thin in circumference. Some girls were told what would happen and took pictures with their phones. The pics circulated through out the entire school.
Another reader’s wife has a devious way to motivate him to lose weight…
Although I have a gold member qualifying size dick, I’ve been happily married with a very active sex life for almost 15 years already. im a stocky guy, which my wife loves. However, I got a bit lazy for a while and got heavier, which also made me lazier in bed. One morning I was woken up having my dick and balls entered into a small pink chastity cage. When I asked her what was happening, she told me until I kicked myself and got on with things that would stay on.
We had used it before for roleplays, etc., so it wasn’t a new sensation. Usually, however, I got to empty myself prior. I spent the next four and a few months working out like in my 20s, which gave me more energy to give my wife more time and attention. Each time I got on the scales, I seemed to be similar or heavier, and the same response from her would be a sigh followed by, “You’re just not working hard enough!”
Throughout the time she wore the keys on her necklace. And it was at her sister’s birthday party I found out her little secret. She was with her sister, my mother-in-law, and my sister’s daughters. I was within earshot of them as I cooked on the BBQ. One of my nieces asked about the necklace design my wife was wearing, and without hesitation, my wife said, “Oh, it’s my usual necklace, and I’ve added the keys to your uncle’s little willy cage!”
There were giggles and mini bursts of laughter. My wife was asked what she meant and said, “Well, some men have big, average ones. And then you get some with tiny little willies. He is wearing one to encourage him to keep fit so it won’t disappear!”
More laughter. Now staring at me, my wife wiggled her finger and said, “What he should now is, I’ve kept him in it much longer than necessary. I’ve kept pressing my toe on the scales and not fully measuring his waistline. Now he’s in the best shape ever!”
She smiled and kissed me, and the rest of the girls turned and laughed. That night, she finally took it off and we had the most fun into the morning.
Meanwhile, this reader decided to go to a nude beach…
Out of curiosity and fantasy, I agreed to the suggestion on my birthday to go to the local nude beach. My housemates thought it would be funny, and it being midweek, probably not many people there. When we arrived, thankfully, it wasn’t too busy. There were only sporadic groups of two or three. I followed behind my housemates with the biggest items. As we set stuff down, my housemates quickly took off their bikinis. As I finished setting up bits, they just stared at me, waiting for me to take my clothes off.
I had just put on my tiny Speedos, which they had given me to wear when I heard my name. In dread, I turned to see my mum’s neighbor and her husband.
Both naked.
Both are very, very naked.
We started chatting before I then heard my name again and appeared my housemate’s parents, both couples also naked. As they all set themselves down with their stuff, I realized they were joining us. My housemates asked me if I needed help removing my speedos, as it was my idea. I stared at them, almost pleading that I didn’t have to, then as I eventually slipped them off, tossed them at the bags and everyone stared at me.
Then I heard the voice I didn’t want to hear, my mum and her new boyfriend. Her voice broke the pause in speech, “There’s my baby boy. I told you he hadn’t grown much since he was a kid,” and laughed as everyone else joined in.
The remains of the day involved being reminded how brave it was to suggest coming and showing off my tiny dick. And being updated on whether someone smaller had arrived.
While this reader also got pranked…
I had a false sense of confidence. I took advantage of being home alone during the first really hot and sunny weekend of the year and decided to listen to an audiobook in the sun just wearing my underwear. With no neighbors able to see into our garden, I thought it would be fine. A few hours later, I woke up. The sun was on its way down and was certainly colder than earlier. I got up and made my way back to the kitchen door. It was at this point I caught my reflection in the window and spotted I no longer had my underwear on and was completely naked.
A tap on the glass from my not so hot housemate wiggling her finger told me to check my phone. I checked, and there were many messages in a chat between our housemates. Carrie had come home earlier than planned. She had posted photos and videos. The video was her walking up to me, removing my pants, and commenting. As I scrolled, I read the comments and photos. The final message in the trail was tagged to me: ‘For you to be let back in by Carrie, you have to admit to us in a brief video what you got going on between your legs!.’
Carrie nodded at me. Knowing I was slightly enjoying but humiliated by it, I slowly switched my camera on. I filmed myself admitting what all the comments were saying: “I have a tiny babydick, and I’m proud to show you all!”
I posted the video and watched as laughing and small penis emojis were posted and then slowly walked back into the house with Carrie patting my bottom, telling me I’m a good boy and the rest of my time sharing with those girls was probably the best!
This reader tried his hardest but didn’t measure up…
I was young and going to meet up with an older college girl, so I was excited. We smoked when I arrived, and when we came back inside her parent’s house, she turned on the TV and got on top of me still clothed, so we were just making out, and I grabbed her ass while she was grinding me. I was rock hard by the time since I had only lost my virginity a few months before. But she didn’t know. I’m assuming by the way I carried myself very confidently around her. She probably thought I had experience since we only hung out a few times before.
After a few minutes of making out, she grabbed me off the couch and walked me to her and her sister’s room, and she instantly took her clothes off and told me to eat her pussy out. I was excited to do anything so I ate her up so good I could tell I was good at it because she was shaking and didn’t want me to stop. She hadn’t mentioned anything about my dick which was as hard as it could get (Bronze Member).
After she told me to get on the bed, she grabbed a condom, and I wasn’t sure if it would fit me, but luckily it did. She got on top of me, and man, I was so nervous but excited to have a girl cowgirl me finally, but she didn’t seem to respond as much as I would’ve wanted. I didn’t have much experience, and so she got off me a little annoyed because I wasn’t being aggressive like a man should, so she got on her back so I could fuck her missionary. She made an annoyed face when I was inside of her, trying my best to make her feel it, and it got me a little insecure.
At the same time, it turned me on the humiliation from her, and after a minute or two of me not being able to hit any good angle, she told me to eat her out again, so I wanted the sex not to end. I happily ate her out again, and after that, she said that was the best head she’s ever got and kissed me. She said we’d talk soon but never did message me again. So, I knew my size disappointed her. I think she was a size queen the more I think back at it.
Another reader gets his jock rash checked out…
A few years ago, I went to the doctor because I had bad chaffing in between my things and my crotch. I tried everything: powder, body glide, etc. And nothing helped or could make it stop. I went to the urgent care and saw the doctor. I’m used to a normal testicle exam where they give you a gown, then leave and come back in once you are done changing. Then they make you lift the gown. That wasn’t what happened. She just asked me to drop my shorts and underwear so she could look. Not a big deal but it still threw me off.
A little about me: I’m a grow-er, not a show-er. I’m just average when erect, but usually, two inches when soft. I also have the kind of dick that sticks straight out when soft and goes upward when erect, so it just looks smaller than it is because it doesn’t hang down.
When I dropped my shorts, she asked me to lift them out of the way so she could examine the area. She commented that it was a rash and that I needed a cream. Then she stood back up, and I asked her questions about whether the gold bond was good or if I should stop using it and she gave me some advice about keeping the area dry and clean. We probably talked for a minute and a half with me just standing there with my little dick hanging out. She then went to talk about the area again, and this time, she just grabbed my balls and lifted the whole thing up and out of the way.
After, she once again stood and we chatted some more. I remember her looking down and kind of chuckling because, like I said, we were just standing there talking like normal, but I was naked from the waist down. When I thought we were finally done she asked me if she could take a photo for my file. At this point, I was kind of turned on and feeling cheeky, so I said sure, why not. I don’t know why I expected her to grab an SLR camera, but she just pulled out her iPhone.
I stood there, and she went to take the photo, and I thought she was just going to take a photo of everything, my tiny dick, and balls, as well as the chaffing area, and that thought turned me on a lot. I started to get a half chub, but inevitably, she asked me to cover up with my hand and lift it out of the way so she could just take a photo of the chafing. When she asked me that, she gestured toward my penis and balls and laughed when she asked me to, as I only needed one hand to do it.
In the end, she was pretty professional about it. She showed me the photo and made sure I was OK with it (still with my pants around my ankles), and then she said she would add it to my file and get my prescription ready and that I was good to get dressed. Before I could even start, she just turned and opened the curtain and left (we were in one of those big rooms with multiple beds where you just close the circular curtain around one of the beds). Luckily, nobody was out there to see me. Although part of me wishes someone was there.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.