Our Readers SPH Experiences 284
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This reader gets caught naked in the maximum shriveled state…
A couple of months back, I (M28) went for a couple-mile run. I had my earbuds in listening to music, and I heard my text notification. I saw it was a text from my girlfriend Sara (F26), but I didn’t read it at the time. When I got home, I jumped in the shower.
I’m a cold shower guy, so when I got out of the shower, my penis was quite shriveled up. The cardio beforehand didn’t help either. It’s normally about 2.5 flaccid, but when I looked down, it had to be under an inch. Just a little head sticking straight forward above my balls that had also retracted from the cold. It was pathetic, but I just kind of laughed and walked to the bedroom.
I was looking for some sweatpants to slip on when I heard my girlfriend pull into the driveway. I couldn’t find a pair, and then I remembered she was doing laundry before work. So I walked downstairs through the main floor and to the basement. I found a pair of sweatpants, but instead of putting them on, I left them on the stairs because I had an idea.
I was going to jump out naked in front of Sara while she was in the living room. She’s seen my post-shower tiny dick before, and we’ve both gotten a laugh out of it. It was probably the tiniest I’ve ever seen my dick, so I thought it’d be funny and maybe even get a pity blowjob or something.
So I sneak up to the living room and jump out, exposing my little nub to her… Only it wasn’t her. It was her best friend/fellow nurse Katie. She let out a slight gasp as we locked eyes. I was in shock and stood there motionless for a second.
Katie then giggled and said, “Umm, hi, James.”
I snapped out of it and finally covered my tiny manhood. I bolted up to the bedroom, apologizing as I ran upstairs.
I heard Katie say, “Don’t worry about it, shit happens!”
When I got to the bedroom, I grabbed my phone to call Sara. I then read her text from earlier: ‘I’m gonna be a little late getting home from work. Katie is coming over to look at a couple of dresses to borrow one, maybe, but she will probably get there before me.’
About the time I got dressed my girlfriend walked into the house, and Katie and her did their thing. Talking to Sara afterward about it, I told her I was super embarrassed she saw the tiniest version of my penis.
Sara said, “Don’t worry about it. Katie said it wasn’t a big deal. She sees patients all the time with underwhelming dicks.”
I know she’s told the story to other friends. Hell, I have, too. I just hope she hasn’t told every ‘little’ detail. She’s pretty cool, so I doubt it, but you never know.
Another reader got pansted at a party…
I went to a party at my friend’s house. She had a pool, and it was a nice day, so we all went swimming and drinking. We all had quite a bit and my buddy Joey and I were standing outside the pool talking together. One of the girls called out to us, so we both turned to face the pool (with about five girls in there) when, all of a sudden, two girls came up from behind and simultaneously pantsed my friend and me. We both were caught extremely off guard.
The girls were cracking up and said, “Oh my God, look how small he is,” as they pointed to Joey standing there with his dick exposed to all.
I looked over, and sure enough, Joey was all mushroom tip from the cold water and must have been shaven because he was completely bald, which made it even worse. I wasn’t much bigger, but compared to him I got off easy. The girls kept laughing as we pulled our shorts up. Joey was deemed ‘shrimp’ for the rest of the night. I was called ‘Tiger Prawn’ (a larger species of shrimp) as they laughed and said my dick might not have been as small as Joey’s, but it was still tiny.
Meanwhile, this reader pantsed himself…
I got a call from my neighbor saying she wanted to see if I could give her a tattoo to come over. I walk to her house, and she’s with a friend. They ask me how long I’ve been tattooing. I tell them a couple of years, and they ask to see my work. I show them a couple of pictures and tell them I tattooed my legs, but I don’t have pictures. I mentioned I’d show them, but I’d have to pull my pants down while joking. They both grinned at each other and said show us. Without any hesitation I drop my pants as I confidently show off my leg tattoos.
I look up and see both of their faces in shock. I look down and see my dick hanging out of my underwear at just under 2 inches. I quickly try to cover it but it’s too late. My neighbor and her friend burst into laughter. Saying things like it’s so cute when it’s little and can I tickle that tiny dick. I felt my heart sink and my dick twitch as I struggled to get my pants back on. They giggled and laughed at me, struggling with my embarrassment. As I wished for the moment to be over, I left as quickly as possible. We ended up staying friends as they promised to keep my secret as long as I gave them each a free tattoo.
While this reader had an embarrassing one-night stand…
I learned that my crush was down to fuck (DTF), so I approached her, and we agreed to have sex that night. I’m stoked and head home to get ready. Later we hook up at a friend’s house and start getting busy. Things are going well until I lose my pants, and she sees my grower. Her face dropped, and she asked, “That’s it?”
I could feel her disappointment, but to my surprise, she still wanted to have sex. I gave my best performance, but throughout, I noticed she was focused on the TV. When she could feel I was getting close to cumming she told me to stop and ordered me off her. She told me she didn’t want me cumming in or on her and wanted me to finish myself off. Sheepishly, I slowed down, pulled out, and started to take off the condom.
“Leave it,” she demanded.
Stunned, I fapped for a few moments before ejaculating into the condom. She laughed at the sight and, without saying a word, got up to shower. I figured it was a successful night. After all I did hook up with my crush.
Days go by, and I don’t hear from her.
A few weeks later, it was her birthday, and a few friends went (including me). I figured since we had fucked, a sex position book would be a fun gift. I arrived at the party and saw her hanging off a new black guy. She noticed me and started walking in our direction. After greeting our group, she turned to me with a smile on her face. She lifted her phone, and it was a picture of her with a huge BBC in her mouth. She burst into laughter as I shuddered and looked away from the pic.
“What? I thought you’d like that. Little dick beta guys usually do,” she said sarcastically as she returned to her friends.
I couldn’t believe what happened. I left that party alone, disappointed she had basically dumped me for having a small dick. It hurt knowing I wasn’t big enough for her, as this guy’s black cock was much, much bigger than my skinny white one (Bronze Member). If I’m honest, that hurt my feelings big time and threw me off my dating game for a good year.
Fast forward a couple of years. I’m married, and that woman was now in a lesbian relationship (figure that one out). I wanted to introduce my new wife to my past friends, so I reached out to her and arranged a meeting. I was nervous, so I asked her not to mention our embarrassing one-night stand. She immediately burst into laughter and reassured me that she wouldn’t tell anyone that we had sex. She told me that from now on, we can pretend that it never happened and not mention it again. Ouch!
This reader has a threesome with his wife and a coworker…
My wife Carly and I had been talking about having threesomes for a long time and just never found the right guy or girl. I wasn’t planning on anything happening with my coworker, but…
My wife is built like an anime character, thick blonde with a phat ass and DD-cup tits, and I’m your typical Adam Sandler vibe, golden retriever husband.
Our kid was spending the weekend with grandma, so we figured we’d invite friends over. Friday night, everyone bailed except my coworker, whom my wife had never met, so she makes sure she’s dressed extra flattering with yoga pants and a tight tank top. He gets here just wearing basically what I’m wearing, which is basketball shorts and a nice t-shirt, and immediately, I can see the gears turning in my wife’s head. His eyes were glued to her chest the minute he walked in, and my wife gave me a look that I knew meant, ‘Wow, he’s hot.’
He helps me throw some steaks on the grill, and we drink a couple of beers. My wife demands we do shots. I’m three beers deep, so I tell her to wait a minute so I can finish the steaks, and she just downs my shot and hers and gives my coworker his, and I can already see my wife’s face turning red from the booze. I finish the steaks and take my shot, and my wife pours everyone more and demands I do two because she did two.
My coworker said fuck it and did a double shot, so I said fuck it and did a double shot, and boy, I should not have done that. We eat outside on the deck by the pool, and as soon as we eat, my wife demands another shot. My coworker denied doing a double, but I said fuck it and did a double with my wife, and at this point, I am faded, and my wife heads to our bedroom to change into her swimsuit.
Mike and I don’t really care and just rip our shirts off and dive in the pool and just bullshit while I’m trying not to drown because I’m drunk as a skunk. My wife comes out in a two-piece bathing suit that leaves nothing to the imagination. When she walked towards us, I saw Mike’s jaw drop because of the boobs bouncing with every move she made, and he told me very loudly that I was a lucky man, and my wife said, “Oh yeah?”
I dive into the pool and start aggressively rubbing her ass on my junk while facing Mike. He put his hand over his junk because he was getting hard, I think. My wife saw that and turned around and started making out with me aggressively and undoes her bikini top and turned toward Mike, and jumped out of the water, and her tits almost knocked him out. Still, he’s mesmerized, and she asks if he wants to touch them, and he looks at me for approval. I nod, and she just grabs his hand and pulls him toward her, making him grope her.
He asks to kiss her and she leans in and boops his nose, and says no. She got out of the pool and told us she was going to get changed. We waited forever and decided to go back to the house. She’s waiting on the couch in the sexiest lingerie I’ve ever seen her wear a see-through robe over it, and asks for another shot. I wasn’t sure but said fuck it to calm my happy nerves and downed another, and I could barely stand after it kicked in. Carly and Mike had no such problem.
Carly decides we should play truth or dare, and Mike and I start with truths. Carly dares me to finger her in front of Mike, and without hesitation, I put my hand down her panties. I noticed she shaved, and she’s so fucking wet her panties are ruined, but I’m drunk as shit. I couldn’t get a good rhythm going, and then Mike dared her to take my pants off and suck my dick, and I felt fear because I knew it wasn’t coming out of its shell. She ripped my shorts off, and there’s my tiny flaccid wet dick, and she stroked it for a second and then started sucking and even did the pull it with your mouth move that always works but nothing.
I saw the grin on her face and just knew what was coming next. She crawled across the couch on her knees so Mike could get a view of her tits hanging and looked up at him with her big Disney princess green eyes and said, “I need a cock to suck, and his is shy and won’t stand up, you don’t have that problem do you?”
I saw him move his hand from in front of his pants and reveal his bulge, and it was pretty big. Carly bit her lip and said, “That’s more like it,” and glared at me and pulled his shorts down, and out popped his semi-hard cock, and his semi-hard cock was twice the size of my boner (Silver Member). She just flat out tells him, “It’s been years since I’ve seen one this size. It’ll take a minute to get used to it,” and starts slowly licking his shaft down to his balls and then slowly puts the head in her mouth.
I heard him groan and moan, and after a minute, he was stiff as a rod and fucking huge. She pulls it out and puts it in her hand, and tells him she has never seen a cock this big (He told us it was ten inches). He tells her he loves her tits. She pulled them out of her lace lingerie and lubed them up, and wrapped her tits around his massive cock. Just watching her bounce her chest up and down on his cock with her DD cups was so hot. Still, I couldn’t get hard despite jerking off as hard as I could.
My wife notices me struggling and tells Mike, “He doesn’t get to fuck my titties because his dick is just too small to make it any fun.”
She lays on her back on the couch, and he straddles her chest and fucks her chest and mouth, and after a couple of minutes, he blows a huge load all over her face and tits. My wife assumed he was finished, but he pulled her panties to the side and ate her pussy till she squirted on his face. Then he shoved his semi-hard cock in her raw, and the look on my wife’s face as he stiffened up with every thrust, I could tell she was on the verge of cumming again.
After ten strokes of him being fully hard, she wraps her legs around him and begs him to fuck her harder. He changes positions to where she’s bent over, and he’s standing on the floor. He pushes her head down onto the couch and fucks her so hard I can feel my whole house shake, and she is screaming and squirts all over his cock like a fountain. I’m dying because I can’t get hard, and my small dick is still out. I move over to my wife as they’re changing positions, and she puts her fingers on my dick. She strokes me to the rhythm of him pounding her. I started to get hard as she was being pounded, and her tits were flying around.
She feels me getting harder and grins and says, “Ooh baby, did you really just need to see me stretched out by a big cock to get hard? That’s cute.”
I immediately cum in her fingers.
She laughs and says, “That’s good to know, baby.”
Mike takes his hand and covers her mouth from behind, and just rails her for a few minutes, and he starts yelling that he’s cumming, and she begs for it.
“Cum in my fucking pussy. You deserve it after fucking me so good.”
Mike let go of her mouth and gripped both cheeks and thrusts at the speed of light, and came as deep as he could inside her, and when he pulled out, a little river of her squirt and his cum came out too. We went to bed shortly after, but I noticed my wife wasn’t in the bed and I heard her in the living room moaning but just went to sleep.
We talked about everything the next day, and we decided to become a cuckold couple. Mike still regularly sees her and even takes videos for me when I’m not home.
Another reader had a bad date…
This girl I knew was really into me. So we went on a date, and later, we went back to her place for sex. When I took off my pants, her face fell. What made it worse was that due to my fetish for this stuff, her disinterested stroking made me cum really quickly. I performed oral on her for ages, trying to get hard again so we could fuck. She offered to help me get hard, but when she saw how small I was soft, she ended up laughing at my little dick. She was trying to stifle it, but it just made it go on longer, making me feel embarrassed. I offered to just make her cum from oral, but she declined, and I just went home. Woke up the next morning, and I was blocked/deleted from her social media. Figures. I am good-looking, but it’s clear I’m basically sexually disabled because of my tiny dick.
Meanwhile, this reader is cucked with a toy…
One night, my girlfriend and I were down for some fun. After I ate her pussy I made her really horny, and we fucked. I noticed that missionary position wasn’t doing much for her and decided to switch the position. I told her to turn around so that I could take her doggy and rub her pussy at the same time. So she did, and I began my work. I could tell she was really enjoying the rubbing. She gets more pleasure from clit stimulation in general.
After a few moments, she told me: “OK, now put it in!”
I was like: “Ehm… I am already.”
“Sorry… OK, OK. Keep going!” she said, kind of disappointed.
She was really aroused but not really ‘fulfilled.’ A minute later she stopped and said: “Go get my toy! I need it!”
I paused and was kind of confused, but I got up to grab her dildo that was about double the size of my hard dick (Bronze Member). She didn’t hesitate and pushed the dildo in her pussy.
She moaned and told me, “Now, lick my clit!”
I did what she said, and a few moments later, she had a really intense orgasm and was barely able to pull the dildo out. When she calmed down, she told me that it was my turn now and reached for my dick. Unfortunately, I had already cum.
All she could say, giggling with a bright smile on her face, was, “Oopsie!”
While this reader goes cruising in the park…
I like to go to a gay cruising park near where I live. It’s huge and by a nice river. One day at the park, I met this guy and told him I was wearing panties. He told me to show him, and I pulled my shorts down to show them off. My tiny clitty dick had shrunk to nothing. So when I pulled my shorts down, the little bump barely showed. This man started laughing and making loud humiliating comments about how small my dick was until another guy heard and came over. Then they pulled my panties down to expose my shriveled clit and tiny balls, and both laughed and just made complete fun of me for ages.
This reader’s coworker pays out on a small-dick guy…
So, I went out for drinks with my female coworker, Amy. We are both in our 20s and just wanted to celebrate the end of the work week. We had gone out for drinks a few times together before and nothing of note ever happened, so I thought this outing would be more of the same. We have a very good professional and friend relationship.
However, this last time we went out, as we started to drink more, she started to ask about my sexual past. I’m an open book, so I told her I didn’t have very much experience because I was shy and not very good with girls. I returned the favor by asking her about her past. She told me she didn’t have a lot of experience, but she went into detail about losing her virginity. And it was turning me on.
To make a long story short, Amy told me, “I couldn’t get off the first time because I couldn’t feel anything. The guy I was with had the smallest dick I have ever seen on a man.”
I think she said he had a small dick like 7-8 times that night, and each time she said it, it just turned me on more. It reached a peak when she asked me, “Is it normal for a condom to fall off several times during sex?”
The problem was that I was so caught off guard by how she was paying out on this small-dick brother that I really felt too awkward to ask her more about the experience. After how she talked about this guy, I knew that I could never pursue a sexual relationship with Amy because she told me he was a Bronze Member of the small dick club. I’m a Silver Member, so smaller than him. I felt like I dodged a bullet there.
Our last reader gets a happy ending…
Our bodies start breaking down by middle age. My chiropractor recommended I start getting a massage at least every week, two or three times a week, if possible. Massages are expensive! I booked with the highest-rated massage therapist in my city. I drew a very attractive blonde who, by her accent, must have grown up in Eastern Europe. She is in her late twenties, thirty at most.
My chiropractor was right. My back, neck, and shoulders had never felt so relaxed. I guess we were at the midpoint, or beyond, of the hour as the therapist instructed me to roll over and face up. I did, but the towel fell to the floor. I hadn’t even opened my eyes, but I did when about thirty seconds had passed, and the therapist hadn’t covered me back up. She was just standing there staring at my groin. I can only guess she had never seen a ‘flaccid innie.’
She looked me in the eyes for a second but then, surprisingly, cupped my balls in her hand and started rolling them with her palm and fingers. It only took a minute or so, and I reached my Gold Member maximum. Another minute or two passed, and she engulfed my twitching micropenis with her hand. Of course, my dick didn’t stick out of her hand. She seemed fascinated by that as well. I watched as she gave me a couple of pumps and paused. A few more pumps and she then was squeezing a little. A few more pumps.
This went on for almost five minutes. She looked me in the eyes. I said nothing but reached down and adjusted her hand so that it was just her index finger and thumb in the shaft, and I helped her stroke it twice. She understood, I guess, and proceeded to stroke until I had my release.
I can only afford to go biweekly, but she gets better every time. Each orgasm is more intense with each visit! What she does now, swirling her thumb and finger on the head of my dick, it’s intense!
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.