Our Readers SPH Experiences 242

By Our Readers

Our readers share their moments of small dick zen.


This reader has a family feud…

The other night, my wife and I were sitting in our living room reading. My wife had the TV on to the Gameshow network, and a rerun of Family Feud was playing. I was in the middle of an action sequence in my book, so I wasn’t really paying attention when I heard my wife say something that ended with the word ‘dick.’

Obviously, that got my attention, so I asked her, “What did you say?”

She repeats, “My husband’s little dick.”

I gave her an ‘I don’t get it look.’

So she explained that the question on Family Feud was, “Name something a woman has that she wishes was bigger.”

I say, “Huh. I think it’s more likely to be diamond, boobs, car, etc.”

Eventually, one of the female contestants does guess ‘his privates,’ to which my wife gloats a little, saying, “See!”

But, the guess only got buzzed and a red X. So, boasting a little myself, I said, “Told you.”

My wife gives me a look and says she’s throwing the bullshit flag because she says, “If you asked 100 women if they wished their husband had a bigger dick, at least 30 of them would say YES!” Then added, “You know for sure I would!”

We are into SPH, so it wasn’t an unusual exchange for us. But it did get me thinking that it would be an interesting poll to see how close her guess of 30 women is.


Another reader is put in his place by a brat…

When Natalie, my stepdaughter, was 16, she accidentally saw my little dick when I was getting changed into my shorts. Natalie walked into my bedroom because her mother had asked her to get her phone charger. She was surprised to see me naked. She was totally embarrassed, but I noticed her eye’s looked down at my dick. I felt my little dick starting to get hard, which Natalie noticed, and then asked me how big it was. I told her it was none of her business and to get out of my bedroom.

But she wouldn’t let it go and threatened to tell her mom that she saw my dick unless I allowed her to measure it. Reluctantly I agreed, so Natalie got a ruler from her pencil case and held my dick with two fingers and put the ruler against it with her other hand, and told me I was a Gold Member of the small dick club and laughed at me before telling me that her biological father has a much, much bigger cock than me.


Meanwhile, this reader has a day on the beach…

Recently went to a nude beach nearby for the first time. When we first got there, it was pretty empty, and my wife got comfortable pretty fast and was lying out nude. She convinced me to strip down, and nobody was really around, so I was okay with it. Felt pretty freeing, and I started to enjoy it. Well, the beach started to to get busier, mostly guys walking near who were obviously interested in seeing my wife, some even stopping for quick small talk. I was getting so embarrassed as every single guy that we saw was bigger than me, most by a long way. I started to play with it in hopes of growing a bit, but I was too nervous. My wife saw me and chuckled, saying, “What? You don’t like having the smallest dick on the beach?” I was really hoping she wasn’t paying that much attention to them. Wishful thinking.


While this reader gets caught gooning…

When I was younger, maybe 18 or 19, and still living at home, a friend of my mums saw me naked. Everyone was out, and I was upstairs, in bed, wanking like you do when you’re young. We had one of those old, wooden back doors that you had to lock manually, but we never did as kids were always in and out.

Anyway, one day, I was at home alone, banging one out with my stereo on, didn’t hear a thing. I looked over and saw my mum’s friend in the doorway. I’m not sure how long she’d been standing there, but she was staring at my dick. I’m not well endowed, and I’d been teased previously, so I was self-conscious about my size (Bronze Member), but she didn’t say anything bad. She just apologized and left. After that, she always had a little smile for me.


This reader goes for his annual checkup…

I have always been self-conscious about my penis size since it was by no means big. I realized I had a doctor’s appointment for my yearly checkup coming up in a few days. I thought it would be a good idea to ask my doctor all of the questions that I have on my small dick and maybe even get her to humiliate me slightly. Usually, my mom takes me and my younger brother to the appointments. Still, since this was the first time that we were both 18 and legal adults (I’m 20, he’s 18), she decided to let us go on our own. I’ve always been interested in comparing sizes with my brother, but I’ve never dared actually to ask him.

When we got to the office, the nurse had us take our measurements together (height, weight, vision, etc.), all of which were pretty similar. Then, after waiting a few more minutes in the waiting room, our doctor came out, and she asked who wanted to go first. Our doctor is in her mid-40s, about 5’4, Asian, and pretty good-looking for her age. My brother stood up first, which is what I wanted, and he followed her into her office. I was left in the waiting room, thinking to myself about how I was going to ask my small dick questions to my doctor. While thinking about this, I got semi-hard because the thought of my doctor finding out I have a small dick, as well as possibly humiliating me, turned me on.

After about 15 minutes, it was my turn to go in. The doctor started by asking me all of the normal doctor questions. Then, after a while, she finally asked me to get undressed so she could examine the rest of my body. As I mentioned before, I was already semi-hard, but she didn’t seem to care and remained professional. After the examination, she asked me to put my clothes back on, but I stopped her and said I had some questions. She said, “OK, ask away.”

I then asked her what she thought of my penis size and if it was small. This question totally caught her off guard because she looked really surprised as I said it.

She answered professionally, though, and said, “Well, since I have not seen it fully erect, it is hard to gauge its true size. But, from what I can tell, it’s not abnormally small, and there seems to be no medical issues with it.”

After hearing her say this, my dick started to grow to its full length, and she took notice of this. I then took a big risk, and I asked her to measure it so we could fully see how I stack up. She once again looked extremely surprised, but she obliged and went into her drawer to pull out a measuring tape. She held it up to my dick and giggled a little bit but tried to cover it up with a cough. She measured it. I’m just barely a Bronze Member of the small dick club.

I then asked her again if that was small. She gave a more direct answer this time. She said it was below the global average but not small enough to be diagnosed as a micropenis. I could tell she was smiling this whole time and must’ve been enjoying this. Still, she was trying her best to remain as professional as possible, and she was doing a pretty good job at that. I also was enjoying this as my dick remained throbbing hard. But I needed to ask her one final question.

“Am I bigger than my brother?” I asked.

She responded by telling me that I probably don’t want to know the answer to that. But I asked her the same question again, wanting to hear her response. She started laughing again and said that she didn’t get to see my brother hard, but his soft size was about the same as my erect size. She told me that I pulled the ‘short end of the stick’ when it came to penis genetics.

I stayed rock hard the entire drive home, continuing to think of the whole appointment and how humiliating it was!


Another reader is shocked by his girlfriend’s browser history…

Some time ago, a friend of mine with a much bigger penis than me ‘accidentally’ showed it to my girlfriend. I’m a Bronze Member of the small dick club. We haven’t had any relationship or sexual issues before, nor we’ve discussed what happened after that. However, something happened now. I admit that I spy on her browser history, and today, I found something a bit disturbing (for me) in her history.

She has been viewing porn pictures on the website ‘Rule34.’ I found out that she has made an account there. I couldn’t see her username, but what I saw was a comment posted at the same time when she visited the page with it. There’s just one comment, so that was easy. And then I saw the favorited photos of this account, and all of them I had already seen in her browser history. That’s how I found out that this account is actually her. It contains some artistic/sexy photos but also a lot of pictures with very, very endowed men, and even a photo with something like a penis-size comparison. I feel humiliated knowing she’s secretly ogling huge cocks when I have a small one. I still haven’t decided what to do.


Meanwhile, another reader loses badly on game night…

My girlfriend and I were invited for a game night. With us, there were three couples we’re befriended. After a few games, we started to play charade in a version where you have to pantomime a saying. It was fun and all, and then a friend of ours got the word ‘birthday suit.’ He is a very confident guy and has no issues with his body. Thus, he didn’t hesitate and got rid of his clothes till he stood there in his birthday suit.

What can I say? He was fucking hung, even flaccid. We solved the saying pretty quickly as it was obvious and cheered for him being so brave to strip nude. My girlfriend cheered the loudest, which the girlfriend of the hung guy noticed.

She then asked my girlfriend, “Impressive, isn’t it?”

My girlfriend nodded and said, “Yeah, others here still have their baby birthday suit.”

She couldn’t hold a laugh as the others joined laughing while I blushed.

“Don’t be mean,” the other girl said as my girlfriend only replied with a smirk.

Later when we got home, my girlfriend just said, “Have you seen his cock? He must have been twice the size flaccid than yours hard!”

I must admit his flaccid cock was double the size of my erect dick (Silver Member).

“Sorry for the joke,” my girlfriend said, “but I’m pretty sure the others already know about your small dick. And it also got you a little bit excited, right?”

I nodded as my girlfriend reached down for my small package, smiled, and began to jerk me off.


While this reader has fun on his holiday…

I went on vacation with my in-laws for a week. We went to a nice little place that had a community pool area and such. So, one of the days, we all went, and I wasn’t planning on going in the water, so I just wore my regular gym shorts. These gym shorts are from Under Armor and were a spandex material. So, long story short, I ended up getting teased to get into the pool by my wife, sister-in-law, and others. So I ended up getting in. So after playing in the pool for an hour or so, we started getting out and such and all dried off and went back to our rented house.

My wife told me everyone was going to the store to grab stuff for dinner, and I took that time to stay back and shower. I took a shower, and then, because I thought everyone left, I walked to my room in the nude. And when I was about to get to my door, I suddenly heard a call whistle and turned around and saw my sister-in-law in her room. I suddenly covered up.

As I was doing so, she said, “Oh, don’t worry. I already saw the outline of your little guy when you got out of the pool today, and I already know you’ve got a small dick.”

I just stuttered and froze and just tried to laugh it off. I moved my hands so she could really look at my dick and balls, and look, she did. “Yeah, the shower and pool were cold,” I said, looking down at it. “Look what it did to me. See….”

My sister-in-law just laughed and said, “Aww, it’s OK. Don’t worry, my sister clearly likes it, even if it is a babydick.”

I just said, “Well, thanks,” and then went into my room to change, but not after I quickly jerked one out from the excitement of what just happened.


This reader’s crush can’t go back after experiencing a huge cock…

I once lived in a share house with a good lady friend of mine. She was attractive, and I had a bit of a crush on her. She didn’t have a boyfriend at the time, so we fooled around, nothing serious, until she met this guy at work. He was about ten years older and divorced, didn’t look anything special, and was shorter and not particularly fit but was packing some serious meat. Apparently, he had a noticeable bulge wearing his suit at work.

They started dating, and after the first night, she couldn’t stop talking about his cock. It was 10″ long (according to him) and ridiculously thick, hanging mid-way down her thigh. She couldn’t fit him in her mouth and was too scared to fuck him at first, but she became obsessed with it. They lasted for a few months, but apparently, he wasn’t a nice person, so she left him rather reluctantly. They were fucking in the end. I got to hear all about it, too much, really.

We had some fun again, but it didn’t work out. The first time she gave me a blowjob, she kept saying how tiny I was (I’m a silver member) and didn’t have much enthusiasm. I was okay before, but now I wasn’t big enough. That was a real blow to my confidence. I can’t believe how one big cock changed her. She dated a few guys after that, and I’d get to hear all about it. I liked that, actually. The one she was happiest with was a well-hung black guy. He wasn’t monster-sized but was straight-up better at fucking.


Another reader lives the Fetlife…

I met a woman my age (at the time 27) on Fetlife who was into SPH and femdom. So naturally, we had common interests. We had a few sessions, and the one that was the best was when she finally agreed to let me penetrate her. So luckily, she had a condom. Naturally, it was too big for me, but it was all we had. She turned around and bent over her bed. Now she was thick, but a good thick, if you know what I mean, and it was in all the right places. Her tits, thighs, and ass. So I’m spreading her ass so I can get a good view to insert my dick. I keep failing or thinking it’s in, only for her to say it’s not in.

She even tried to help with no luck. We get lube and everything, thinking it just wasn’t going in. After about 4 minutes of failing, she turns around. She says, “I know humiliating your dick is all part of the session and supposed to be fun, but you really are too small to fuck me like this as you can’t reach my pussy. We’ll have to stick to missionary.”

I almost came just from that, to be honest, and told her, which made her laugh. So she flipped over onto her back, and I was finally able to get my small dick in her, only to last literally 10 seconds. She laughed at me and made fun of me for prematurely ejaculating. Best SPH I’ve ever had.


Meanwhile, this reader has some fun with his wife…

One weekend, my wife slept in late. Once she was up, I was masturbating in my lounge chair while she had Coffee and watched TV in hers. This can go on for an hour or so while her show goes on. A weekend ago, when her recording finished, rather than the usual JOI talk she will sometimes do, she decided to try and climb on my dick.

First attempt, knees between the armrests, but no body contact at the waist, and her pussy’s too far away. So then kneels on the armrests, can get body contact, and lowers her butt down, but her gash is only close enough for my cock to just bump about on it, not entering as we bounce and poke.

On the second attempt, my wife turns around and sits on my lap, slips my cock in, but it’s only the head. Then she grinds down & gets another inch at best. We try and start a slow rhythm, and I pop straight out on the second or third stroke. We have several restarts each time she puts it back in, but we abandon the idea as a complete failure in well under 2 minutes.

In perfect conditions, I’m a Bronze Member of the small dick club hard. However, it’s less visible when standing, poking straight up. Sitting in a chair, bent at the waist, it’s barely three inches at best as it goes inside me (you guys know what I mean). So with thighs on either side, there’s not much left poking up actually to sit on, so any idea of this working for small dicks should be right out the window. It was great fun anyway and a superb example of an utter small penis fail.


While this reader has a date that ends badly…

I was on a date with this hot chick. We met through a mutual acquaintance, a woman in my office. I thought it was going really well. My date is a hot blonde with amazing big titties. The kind of tits that you can’t help but fantasize over. We were talking dirty in the bar, and then I walked her home, thinking I was definitely getting lucky. Then we get outside her door, and she tells me that her policy is only to invite big guys inside, and I need to show her what I’m packing. She says she doesn’t waste her time on small dicks. I brazenly undo my belt and show her my manhood. She bursts out laughing. It was so unfair because it was really cold. I quickly try to get myself hard so that I don’t look so small. But we both know that it’s no use. I’ve blown my chance. Little beta dicks like mine don’t get hot chicks like her. She pulls out her phone and takes some pics. I’m both turned on and ashamed, and I end up just standing there as she humiliates my manhood (or lack thereof).

When she’s done taking pics, she tells me to leave and to walk home with my dick out as punishment. I pull up my pants and fasten my belt. Then she smirks as I unzip and carefully pull my baby dick out through the fly. I say good night and start my walk home. Thankfully, it was late, and no one was around to see. Five minutes later, my phone buzzed. She had sent me the pics. Suddenly, it dawns on me. What if she sends those pics to our mutual acquaintance? My little dick stiffens at the thought of it.

I was sure I was going to get to fuck her, but then I ended up back home, scrolling through pics of alpha cocks online, stroking my humiliated penis.


This reader meets his old college crush at the doctor’s office…

A few years ago, I decided to shave everything down south, hoping it would make me look bigger. Unfortunately, this resulted in an unpleasant and uncomfortable rash. So I made an appointment to see a doctor. Anyway, I’m in the waiting room, and a pretty blonde comes out to greet me. To my shock, I recognized her as Tatiana, a girl I went to college with back in the day. She also recognized me, and we went back and forth with friendly banter as she took me to the back room to see Dr. Walters.

Tatiana revealed she’d been working at the clinic for only two weeks, and it was the beginning of a new chapter for her. Feeling coy, I asked her if she’d be interested in having a coffee with me to ‘catch up.’ To my delight, she said, “Sure, I finish my shift in ten minutes. We can catch up when you’re done.”

Anyway, she led me into Dr. Walters’s office. I was desperate to look cool and told her I would see her later. It was then that Dr. Walters said, “She’s my intern. Pretend she’s not here.”

The color left my face as I turned three shades of red. Tatiana stood there, impishly staring at me. “I thought you were a receptionist,” I said softly.

She didn’t hear me. I was so mortified. I certainly didn’t want her to see my embarrassing rash…or my embarrassing penis. To put it into context, when I’m flaccid, it looks like a thimble resting on a walnut. I don’t know how it happened, but despite my meek protests, I found myself standing before both of them with my pants and underpants by my ankles. She got a decent eyeful. I examined her face to try and gauge some reaction, but there was none. She remained professional.

Looking down confirmed my worst fear. Nerves had contributed to an insignificant penis. I looked sexless. It felt like an eternity, but once it was over, I was told I had a fungal infection and was prescribed some medical cream.

On my way out, she causally made an excuse, “Sorry, I just remembered, something ‘small’ came up, and I can’t see you because of it.”

I knew what she meant. Dejected and hurt, I meekly asked if she wanted to catch up another time, to which she responded, “Oh God, no. No way in hell. I’m so sorry, sweetie. I like a bit more meat on my men if you know what I mean.”

She then smiled at me, an almost condescending smile that made me weak at the knees. Never thought I’d ever be humiliated like that in front of my crush from my youth.

*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.

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