Our Readers SPH Experiences 193
By Our Readers
This reader gets his snap chatted…
Yesterday the wifey was chilling on the couch with our newborn, talking to her friends on the Snapchat group chat. It’s a small group chat with myself, my wife, and three of her other friends, who are all scattered across the US. As you do as a parent, I took advantage of this time and ran to take a shower. The whole time I was in the shower, my phone constantly buzzed with the latest drama from their shared work experiences.
Not thinking anything of it, I didn’t even bother closing the bedroom door. The door is catty-corner to the couch, so easily in line of sight. I walked up to our dresser naked, tossed my towel in the hamper, grabbed a pair of basketball shorts, and dressed like normal. I walked out and asked my wife what they were all talking about. That’s when I saw her turn blood red on the face.
I asked her what the matter was, and she laughed, saying, “Oh my God, I’m sorry, look at the chat!”
I skipped a bunch of pointless stories until I got to hers. As she is talking to her friends, you can see me walk out of the bathroom, get naked and get dressed. I was honestly shocked she didn’t even notice.
I started laughing and asked how she didn’t see me. She said she just answered the girl’s question right before the baby began fussing, leaving her no time to check the video before hitting send.
Our phones then started blowing up.
Myriam was first: ‘WTF! Dude suckerthrow is the background!’
Heather: ‘Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God. 💀💀💀’
Ashley: ‘🍆 🔍🔍’
My wife was still mortified at what she had done, but I took advantage of it. I picked up my phone and wrote, ‘Well, that happened. 🤷♂️ I guess now you all know why wifey married me. 😏’
My wife started laughing and smacked my arm. “Babe! What the fuck. Why did you put that?”
Heather: ‘Yeah, sure, buddy. 🙄’
Myriam: ‘Shut up, loser! More like why she may want a divorce! 😋’
Ashley: ‘🤣🤣🤣 You wish! More like she married you because she felt bad! 👌🙄’
I was in heaven. I responded with: ‘Well, besides Heather, wifey is the only married one, so I guess married women pick them good. 😜 I’m sure Evan’s got a good one, right Heather?🤣’
I knew I pushed it with that one since my wife shot me a death glare.
Heather: ‘😏 I ain’t complaining. You aren’t wrong. 😋’
Myriam: ‘Umm, yeah, nope. Don’t want to know about Evan now! Seeing suckerthrow’s pee-pee was more than enough, thank you.’
Ashley: ‘You don’t wanna see Taylor’s 🤯🍆🍆🍆? But Suckerthrow, if they look like yours when I get married, maybe I shouldn’t 💀💀💀💀’
Then wifey chimed in: ‘Trust me, Ashley, don’t 😏🤣. They don’t just get smaller. They finish faster. 😜🤣🤣🤣’
All of the girls chimed in with OMGs and 💀. I just sent a 🤷♂️ before the topic got changed.
Another reader is also caught after a shower…
I am an 18-year-old and only child. I still live with my mom because of economic reasons. My mom, a 5’5 140-ish pounds. She’s a fit, single Latin woman in her early 30s who wanted to go to a concert with her friend who just so happened to be staying the night without me knowing. I am about 6’4, 280 pounds, and my penis is uncircumcised. I’m a silver member of the small dick club and pretty skinny while hard, so you can imagine what it looks like on my big frame. I went out of the bathroom from my shower and checked my phone, not knowing anyone was home. I get off my phone to find my mom’s friend staring at my soft package. I get surprised and quickly closed the door.
By this point, I’m hard (I’m not much of a grower anyway, so there’s not much difference) and quickly put on some boxers. I hear her laughing and giggling, walking toward the living room where my mom is. I walk out of the room and hear my mom and her friend talking, and my mom says, “Like father, like son.”
Meanwhile, this reader is measured and found wanting…
Well, through high school, I was a quiet kid and everything. I barely had real friends and never had a girlfriend, lol. When I started college, I met this girl, and we started dating. I was her first ever date, and she was also mine. Well, she also had no experience with anything to do with sex. She’s seen photos from textbooks and stuff like that, so she assumed my dick was an average size when she saw it. Well, after almost a year, we broke up. Now move forward maybe six months.
I am 21 years old. I meet this other girl at work, extremely attractive. She’s had a couple of boyfriends. Well, we started dating for a couple of weeks, and on this one date, we were sitting in my car talking, and we started making out. She unzipped my jeans and pulled it out as we were still kissing. She stops for a sec to look and asks if I’m hard. I told her yes, and then I asked why.
And I kept asking, and she eventually said I was smaller than her usual dates. She wasn’t mean or anything. She proceeded like normal, but she’s also why I decided to measure. Afterward, we drove to a Walmart, bought a ruler, and measured it at two inches soft and a silver member of the small dick club hard.
I asked how smaller I was, and she told me her previous boyfriends were maybe twice my size. She took my arm and eyeballed one of her boyfriend’s cock from my wrist to my elbow. I took the ruler and measured what she eyeballed; it was about eight inches. That’s more than twice my size, but she also imagined it from memory, so maybe it’s a little off. We stopped dating a couple of weeks later because of other shit but honestly thankful that she didn’t make fun of it, at least to me. We still did the same things I did with my other ex.
While this reader is caught diddling…
I got caught once while jerking off by my friend who used to clean my house. I wanted to stop and cover myself up, but she was laughing hysterically and insisted that I finish.
I’m a Gold Member of the small dick club hard. She had never seen one as small as mine, and it showed on her face. Out of shame, I could not maintain my tiny erection no matter how much she insisted I continue.
I adored this girl in every way possible, so when she wanted to take a few pics of my micropenis, I didn’t object because here’s this gorgeous woman paying my micropenis some attention. Little did I know that four or five years later, when I wanted to date this girl’s friend, she told me that she saw the pics of how small I was and declined to date me. She told me that no girl would ever want anything that small. I haven’t dated since then because I’ve agreed with her, and she was right.
This reader is encouraged to lose his balls…
Great story to share here. I, too, like others here, get waxed regularly and have for years. I have had a few beauticians over time and currently have one along these lines. I’m slightly different in my scenario as I wear women’s underwear 24/7, panties (mostly thongs), and matching bras when possible. I generally have my toes painted. My navel was pierced, and a thong tan line from sunbathing. I usually get everything waxed from the waist down at a minimum each visit.
Most recently, my older female Asian beautician was waxing my backside, but this time, before and after completing the area. She gave me three or four light little booty taps in a row for no reason, chuckling. Between the before and after taps, she told me a story of her friend’s husband, whom I reminded her of. She said they learned he looked better when he dressed as a girl.
So, they suggested having his testicles removed in an orchiectomy and said that the husband and wife were much happier now and that it was so nice and smooth now, and he had lovely soft skin without his testicles in the way. She told me the couple now has an open relationship, and the wife has a new man in her life who can satisfy her much better.
This lady always has random convos and discussions while waxing, but this experience seemed a bit more. I wonder if she was implying anything to me.
Another reader has a college initiation to remember…
I went to a school where I didn’t know many people ahead of time, so I joined a fraternity to plug myself into the social scene when I arrived on campus. This ended up being a GREAT decision for me.
The first weekend of moving in, we threw a party straight out of the movies. A fire escape turned into a water slide, multiple hot tubs/pools, and an insane amount of shitty light beer. It was a crazy welcome to college, seeing all the hot young college women in their bikinis having a good time.
As I didn’t have much experience with drinking before college, I hit a wall at a certain point in the night, so I went back to my room to change my clothes and go to bed. I shared a two-person room with a senior in the house, but when I got to the room, the only one there was his girlfriend (whom I had just met that night). She was sitting down on our futon. We talked briefly about the party for a few minutes before I asked if she would step out of the room quickly so I could change my clothes.
“Oh, I’m tired of the party and don’t want to get up. I don’t care if you change. Go ahead,” she said with a devilish grin.
I didn’t know what to say to that. I was pretty inexperienced with women up to this point, and sober me would’ve been WAY too shy to strip down in front of a girl I had just met, but my newfound liquid courage and readiness for sleep made me decide to go ahead.
My closet/clothes were directly in front of her, sitting on the futon, and these rooms were NARROW – no more than 5-6 feet across. I was very self-conscious about my tiny penis, but I didn’t care if she saw my ass, so I decided to turn my back to her to change.
I dropped my swim trunks and grabbed my towel to dry off. As I was drying off my hair/face, I suddenly felt a SHARP smack on my ass. I wasn’t expecting it at all, and in my drunken state, I dropped my towel, grabbed my stinging skin…and spun around to yell, “HEY!”
It was like the slap had made me forget I was naked. I stood there naked in front of this beautiful woman, saying, “What the hell was that for?”
She, however, did not forget I was naked. Her eyes immediately dropped to my penis and got VERY wide.
“Oh my gosh, it’s so cute and little!”
She reached out and gently flicked the head, which got me angry again. And then she said/did something I will never forget:
“It’s okay. I think your little dick is cute! Don’t worry, I have tiny tits too, see….” She proceeds to flash her small perky tits to me.
At that point, I got excited and grew to my silver member length.
“Aww, he’s even cute when he’s excited!” She proceeded to run a single finger along the length of my shaft.
I stayed naked, talking to her for another few minutes, but then we could hear her boyfriend coming down the hall, so I quickly threw some shorts on and went to bed.
She never told anyone else I know of, but she would make little comments throughout the semester that drove me WILD.
Meanwhile, this reader is also exposed in the shower…
Throughout my younger years, I played rugby, from 5 until my early 20s, when I no longer had the free time to keep doing it.
When I was in college, one of the friends I made from my classes also played rugby though we played for different teams that had never crossed paths. One day he asked what I was doing, and after I told him I didn’t have any plans, he asked if I wanted to come to their training session. I thought fuck it, why not? So I got a ride with him and went off to training.
I’m a big dude, 6’4” and pretty beefy, I think I was the biggest guy there, and I did great throughout the session. Because of this, I was gaining much attention. The coaches asked me if I wanted to join the team, all the players came to me, etc. I felt terrific about myself.
The training ends, and everyone is headed to the showers; this was something my team never did. I can’t remember why but I think it might have been because our old clubhouse was terrible and didn’t have any showers. So we’re headed in there, and I feel uncomfortable. My stomach is in knots at the thought of all these guys seeing my lack of size. I’d also discovered my love of SPH at that point, so I was worried that I could get hard even though I was not attracted to men. Thankfully, this was something I didn’t have to worry about.
I’m stripped and in the shower, and my little dick was a flaccid inny due to the cold and my nervousness. My friend was the first to point it out, “Hey, dude, where’s your dick?” and everyone erupted with laughter.
The people who had adored me minutes ago were now relishing my humiliation. It wasn’t mentioned again until I was dropped off outside my house, and he said, “See you tomorrow, little guy.”
The next day at college, he had told our entire class about my little flaccid inny dicklette.
While this reader is proclaimed a beta for life…
So, yesterday, I met this hot woman on Instagram. A brunette, well-toned, fit body, and we hit it off, so we started sexting and video-chatted, and it all went downhill from there. She immediately saw I’m a bronze member of the small dick club hard and laughed in my face about it.
Then to my embarrassment, I came then and there, with no further warning, and she immediately saw what a fucking cuck I was. She said, “You only deserve handpussy,” left the call, and then proceeded to block me.
I was left so fucking humiliated and embarrassed that I can’t even explain it. I should never show my dick to any woman. They always laugh and humiliate me like the fucking cuck I am.
This reader gets monitored while taking a pee…
A few weeks ago, I went to a friend’s house to play some cards and have some drinks. Toward the end of the night, it was only me, two guy friends, and my wife, whom I had never met. I was surprised at how attractive she was, way out of his league. Petite chubby Latina with nice curves, and the more we drank, the flirtier she got. Nothing wild, just fun, and he was there the whole time.
Anyway, I stepped outside for a cigarette and was the only one out there, so I decided to take a piss. When I came back inside, all three of them were laughing their butts off, and she asked if it was cold outside. I didn’t understand and said, “Yeah, kinda,” or something like that.
They all laughed more until my friend pointed to the monitor I had never noticed. That’s when I realized they had all just watched me pull my little dick out to pee. It was cold out; my dick was just the head at the time. If I knew she would see it, I would have fluffed it up and made it look bigger, right? I’m not sure how I would’ve reacted if I was sober, but luckily, I was pretty drunk and could laugh it off. (I was also already aware that neither of them was much bigger).
But realizing that, she watched me grab my little dick with two fingers turned me on like crazy. We stayed for another hour, and the guys made a few more jokes, but unfortunately, she didn’t. I, drunkenly, tried to continue playfully flirting, but it wasn’t the same.
After that point, she couldn’t look me in the eyes without laughing. Her change in attitude was so noticeable, and afterward, such a massive turn-on. She no longer viewed me as someone to flirt with. I wish she would’ve said more, and I think I’ll always wonder if they talked about me after I left.
The last reader is exposed in a strip bar…
This past weekend I took a trip to LA for a school trip. There were five of us, and I was the only guy. One of the nights, we didn’t have anything planned and were trying to come up with ideas for what to do. I suggest we go out to the bars and see the nightlife. There was one girl Breanna who was gorgeous, and we were pretty close, so I figured this could be a chance to make a move and ask her out.
We had all been drinking a few hours into the night, and I was somewhat buzzed while a couple was already drunk. One of the girls randomly blurted out that we should go to a strip club. I wasn’t sure because I didn’t want to give off that type of vibe, but all the others laughed and agreed, so I did too. We got there, and the place was pretty full, and shockingly there were as many girls as guys there.
We all kept drinking to the point that we were all drunk. At one point, I watched the dancing on stage, and Breanna whispered in my ear, “I know you wish that was me up there,” and slid her hand across my lap.
I was hard already, but that made me feel like I could’ve busted on the spot. The DJ announced that one guy would be able to join one of the dancers on stage during the next song and all the other girls tried nominating me. I ended up being picked and escorted on stage.
The dancer started dancing around me, feeling me up and down, and eventually took off my shirt. I wasn’t sure what was going on, but I felt her feeling me up, especially around my crotch. All the girls in my group were sitting front row to watch and cheering me on the whole time. Finally, the dancer asked me if I was ready, and I wasn’t sure what she meant, but before I could even respond, she grabbed my pants and underwear and yanked them to the ground.
I heard a loud gasp, and I froze standing there on stage. Immediately After a couple of seconds, everyone was dying laughing, and I looked down to see my Gold Member erect number sticking straight out with my pants around my ankles and a sock on the ground. Then I heard Breanna, “He’s a baby dick and stuffs his pants!”
I tried to turn around and run off stage but forgot my pants were around my ankles and completely wiped out. And go figure, when I fell, I landed where Breanna was looking straight at my dick in front of her.
People yelled things like, “Maybe you should stuff your ass instead of your pants,” and, “That’s the smallest dick I’ve ever seen.”
The dancer said, “With a dick that small, you could fit into my things better than me.”
The worst was when Breanna stood up and said loud enough for everyone to hear, “And to think I was gonna hook up with him tonight. I’d be better off with only one of my fingers!”
Everyone kept laughing at me and throwing up their pinky or two fingers, and it took me a few seconds to finally get my pants on. As I got off the stage, the dancer yelled at me, asking if I wanted my sock back, making everyone laugh harder. I left and Ubered back to the hotel and an hour later heard a knock on the door. Breanna came in, still laughing.
She said, “I was going to hook up and go out with you even if you had an itty bitty wiener, but after you stuffed your pants and acted like a big shot, I’m gonna tell every girl at school, so they all know about it.”
I begged her not to, and she said only under one condition. Suppose I let her take a picture of me wearing her skimpy thong. I had no choice but and agreed, and she just kept laughing at me.
I woke up the following day to dozens of texts, Snapchat messages, etc., from people back at school. Breanna had sent out the picture to everyone, spreading like wildfire. Everyone was making fun of talking about how tiny my dick was and saying I’d never be able to get with any girl.
*These SPH experiences have been edited to fix spelling, punctuation, & basic grammar, but the stories have remained the same. Erect dick sizes have been edited to be either Gold, Silver, Bronze, or Average. The opinions/views expressed in these SPH experiences (and in any comments) are those of the authors and do not represent this site. We support freedom of speech.