SPH-THEMED EROTICA STORIES

This reader fulfilled a dare…

Recently, I was dared to do the towel drop for a delivery driver. So I ordered food, then took a shower, so it wasn’t suspicious that I was in a towel. Well, she came by, and I had to get my wallet, and I was digging through when oops, my grip loosened, and the towel fell, exposing my small dick to her. At first, she tried not to look down, but it was too tempting for her. She looked down, and I swear, the look on her face was priceless. She said, “Really? That’s it? I hope your tip is bigger than that.”

Then I paid her, gave her a hefty tip, and apologized for the mishap. No doubt she went back to share this experience with her friends about seeing my tiny soft dick.

Another reader is spied on at a urinal…

It happened a few years ago in an airport. I walked into the restroom and picked the spot with no one on either side. When I started peeing, another person came in and chose the urinal next to me. I glanced sideways and noticed that he’s pretty tall, like I’m tall, and he’s even taller. Since I always get nervous when other men use the urinals next to me, I just stared at the wall in front of me. He finished sooner than I did. Right before he headed to the sink area (on his left), I saw him turning his head towards me (on his right) from the corner of my eye. He smirked, then left. Although I couldn’t catch his eye movement, I was pretty sure he peeked. At that moment, my body felt hot. I had so many feelings, but my brain went blank.

On my way home in an Uber, I kept thinking about it. Did some research and realized that it’s actually a kink.

Meanwhile, this reader discovers a sexual position out of his reach…

A few years ago, my girlfriend at the time and some friends and I were in a Discord call, and the topic of sex positions came up. They asked her what her favorite position was, and I called out to her, “Cowgirl!” because she’d said she wanted to try it.

I realize this was a stupid thing to do, but there was a lot of drinking going on.

Embarrassingly, she said, “Uhm, actually, it’s the Amazon Position.”

Everyone else was intrigued, but I was just confused. I had been with her for almost two years by then, and she didn’t mention Amazon once. I responded, “I’m surprised you haven’t suggested we try it.”

She sheepishly replied, “Well, we can’t really… I don’t think it would work with us,” which got a good chuckle from the group.

I realized this wasn’t something to discuss with an audience, so I let someone else change the subject.

We talked about it later, and she said it was her favorite position to try with her ex-husband, but that we aren’t physically compatible with it the way we used to be. I thought she was referring to her weight. She had put on about 50-70 lbs since her divorce. I thought she was beautiful at any weight, but I could see how a position where she has to balance her weight on me could be an issue. So I made a Reddit post asking for advice on how to make it work with a bigger girl. Much to my dismay, the top comment was about how the weight likely wasn’t the issue, but rather my small dick. I decided to ask her if this was true, and she said it absolutely was.

“I didn’t want to say it because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. But since you asked, I don’t want to lie to you, your penis is too small for Amazon, and that’s okay.” She reaffirmed that she wasn’t unhappy with our sex life but said, “We were able to do a lot of positions like the Bow position and doggy style. But, Amazon, I can’t do with you.”

I kept insisting we could make it work.

Eventually, she broke down and said, “I appreciate you putting in the effort, but at the end of the day, it’s just easier to be creative sexually when you have an extra four inches to work with.”

I’ve had a four-incher my whole adult life, so it wasn’t a shock to me to hear it was small. But four inches is a considerable gap to bridge. I had assumed she was talking about him wearing a penis sleeve, since we had discussions about me wearing one for her.

I said, “If he could make it work with the sleeve, then maybe I could, too?”

And finally, she said, “He never wore a sleeve. His dick was eight inches long.”

That hit like a punch in the gut. I hoped it wasn’t true, because maybe she hadn’t actually measured and was just approximating. Still, she wasn’t angry at me or trying to hurt me, so I don’t think she was intentionally exaggerating. But for the rest of that relationship, I wasn’t able to get the vision of his big cock fucking her out of my mind. We ended up not trying Amazon. We had tried doggy style a few times, but I’ve always had a hard time reaching her pussy.

I wanted to keep trying, but she was quick to say, “Forget it. Let’s just do missionary/cowgirl,” which I’m proud to say my four-incher could make her cum in missionary, so he’s not without value.

While this reader has fun at the beach…

When I was about 22, I was dating this kind of hippie chick who was big into naturism and energies and all that shit, so we would be naked around the house, mostly her. After the first time I did it with her, she stifled a little giggle. I had never had sex with her up to then, and I knew I was small and told her so. At first, she said she’d been with a small guy! But she said he was 6.5″. My soul felt crushed at what she thought was small, cos I’m only 3.5″ erect. So anyways, after her giggle of seeing my little pink head resting pointing out on top of my tiny sack, I never got naked in front of her until we had sex. By that, I mean me eating her out until she comes. Then she’d let me put my throbbing 3.5″ inside of her to allow me to come.

But skip two months later, my girlfriend and three of her friends, all very pretty, almost nerdy types, and I go to the beach, we started drinking a little heavily. So one of the girls suggested we skinny dip. We all agreed with me forgetting about my ‘tiny’ dick. We all jump in, me first, facing away from them. About half an hour later, we decided to get out. The girls went out first, then I. The moment my shriveled shrimp comes out, all the girls start laughing really hard. I’m mortified, but don’t cover myself up because I’m already in deep. So, whatever. (I was drunk) So I’m facing them on a towel, my leg open.

After a bit, the laughing calms down and between giggles they ask me questions like, “Does it get bigger?” and “Do you sit down to pee?” and “Do you dribble down your wrinkly sacklette?” and “How much can you cum?” and “Those tiny balls couldn’t make a lot of cum, right?”

All the while, my girlfriend says nothing. I honestly think she was embarrassed about my little dick! They asked her if she could feel me getting inside her. She said, “It feels like he’s just fingering right inside my pussy lips.” Then the kicer: “And, no, I don’t ever cum from his penetration, if you can call it that!”

They told her she might as well have a girlfriend, not a man! They wanted to take pictures of it because they’ve never seen one in their words: “A clit sized pee-pee!”

I never saw them after that, but every time I visited my girlfriend or friends at her college, the girls, I swear, would look at me with giggles, disgust, or pity!

This reader gets some military-grade SPH…

I’m in the US military. And was training in another European country. A group of us went out day drinking on the weekend. A female friend of mine was flirting with me all day. By the time we arrived back at base, we were pretty drunk. I went back to her room and was just hanging out. She removed her top and showed me her perky, small tits. I was pretty nervous, but I made my move. I told her we should fuck. She just looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Umm, you’re Asian, though. I bet you have a small dick.”

My face went red. I couldn’t believe she went with that stereotype, which was entirely accurate, but I was still embarrassed. I replied that I didn’t, and that’s not true for Asians. Straight out lying.

She agreed to fuck. I removed her shorts and panties and did my best to get her wet with my mouth. I did my best moves. I would lick her clit, pussy, and finger her. All while this was going on, I could feel my dick still soft. I usually get hard through SPH, but I think the pressure was getting to me. After a few minutes of eating her out, she demanded I fuck her. She pulled my underwear down. My soft dick was standing out about one inch.

She just looked at my dick for a moment and started laughing. “I fucking knew you had a small dick. All Asians do. It’s so cute, though,” 🤏🏼.

I was embarrassed that I couldn’t get hard. She still started sucking my dick. She was laughing as my limp dick was in her mouth. I got a half chubby at maybe three inches.

“That’s it. I wouldn’t feel that shit.”

I put my pants on without saying a word. Half-naked, I went to my own room. I jerked off furiously. I still couldn’t get fully hard. Eventually, I came with small drops of jizz down my dick. Not my greatest moment.

Another reader has to go to the clinic…

I had to get a medical exam done for college wrestling, which was required to show I had no communicable diseases. I chose to go to the clinic where my sister-in-law worked because she said it would be free. When I went in, a reception nurse took my weight and height: 6 feet 2 inches tall and 246 lbs, primarily muscle. I then had to undergo the physical tests.

My sister-in-law came in to administer the remaining tests so I wouldn’t have to pay. She is very short, at 5 feet 2 inches, and chubby, so I had to sit while she did the tests. She drew blood and collected mouth swabs. Then she asked me to pee in a cup for screening. I went to the bathroom and tried for 10 minutes, but couldn’t pee. I went back to her and told her I couldn’t pee right now, but I could go home and bring it back. She told me that for it to be a valid test, it has to be done at the clinic.

She told me that she could do the test with a catheter as a medical procedure, but we were both super uncomfortable with it. I went back to the bathroom to try again, but after another 10 minutes, no luck. Today was the last day I could submit the tests, so I waited till the last minute and told her to do the catheter. She told me to sit on the exam bed, then take my pants off and open my legs. It was so embarrassing because I had shaved all my pubes and looked like a baby boy. I dropped my pants and revealed to her my 0.65-inch soft penis.

She looked right at it with her mouth hanging agape. Everything was silent in the room for at least a minute while she just stared at it in shock. Finally, she put her hand over her mouth and chuckled for a bit, but I could tell she was trying to act professional. She went into the drawer, pulled out a catheter, and lubed it. She then, with her index finger and thumb, pinched my penis and pulled back the foreskin. I was trying so hard not to get hard and burst all over her, but it was so hard. She tried to push the catheter in, but it wouldn’t go in. After the 7th try, she chuckled, then burst out laughing hysterically. She looked up at me and told me that the child-size catheter wasn’t fitting in my pee hole and kept giggling, trying not to make eye contact with me.

That was it, and I got fully erect with her thumb and finger on my penis. My peepee came out at its full 1.75 inches in length. She looked shocked at what she was pinching, then let go at once. She put both gloved hands over her mouth and quickly turned around, giggling hysterically. With her back towards me, she told me that I’d have to come back for the urine test because she was unable to perform it successfully. She quickly picked up her clipboard and threw the catheter out before leaving hastily. I was so embarrassed that while pulling my underwear up, I burst my seed in them.

Meanwhile, this reader got a very happy ending…

Went to a massage spot recently. I had been there before, and it had all been normal and legit. However, it started weird when the masseuse stayed in the room as I undressed. I was for an instant confused, but chose to call her bluff, figuring she’d suddenly realize and leave. The time to take off my underwear came, and I just went for it. I stood there with my one incher perked up on my balls. She stared directly at it and then gestured toward the massage table. She absolutely barely concealed her surprise.

The massage was subpar. When it came time to turn around, I just did it and sort of lightly adjusted my dick cause it looked all squished up. She asked if I wanted more massage. I obviously knew what she meant. I’m not a massive fan of hand jobs, so I just told her to watch. I began trying to coax out my tiny dick, and after a few seconds, she must’ve thought I was looking pathetic, cause she began to caress the head lightly. I was basically hard and going for it, feeling good.

She suddenly asked if I was okay and glanced at my not-amazing-looking hard-on. I said yes with a big smile, but she looked concerned. I finally realized that she didn’t think I was hard. I had to tell her, “Oh, sorry, it’s just tiny, but I’m having a good time.”

She chuckled very openly and gave me the biggest smile. She then started just to caress my package as I yanked away with three fingers. I was on the edge when she let out a laugh, which set off an even bigger laugh, and then all-out hysterics. She put one hand on my cheek and the other tickling the tiny head of my dick. I looked at her, and in very broken English, she said, “Tiny… Smallest one I ever see.”

I got even closer, and she took over. Squeezing every single drop of my decent load out and cleaning myself up in the process. For the rest of the massage, she would gently poke my dick as she did her thing. Very sweet, actually. I was in a post orgasm dizzy cloud. Her going into hysterics so close to me cumming threw me into the most insane, erotically overwhelming feeling.

She helped me get dressed, the first time anybody had ever done that in my adult life. When she pulled my underwear up, she did a last little humiliation. She grabbed my dick with two fingers and wiggled it to I guess liven it up a bit. She helped me with my pants, and after buttoning myself up, she stuck her hand down my pants/underwear, grabbed my dick, stuck it out of my foreskin, and placed it so it was showing through the pants. This is something I definitely avoid, cause it clearly shows I’m not hung, lol. She looked satisfied and said bye.

While this reader’s wife showed her friends a special picture…

My (30) wife (29) has a picture on her phone of my hard dick next to a lighter. I don’t outsize it, and she sends it to me when I’m being an asshole as her way of ‘checking’ me 😅. She says it’s her favorite, though, because it shows how cute it is 🙃. Recently, she had some friends over to gossip and drink wine, while I left and had a few drinks at the bar with my buddies. All of a sudden, I get five notifications on Snapchat, a picture from each of her girlfriends. They were all the same picture, just a different angle on the weed stuff I had mistakenly left on the table.

I didn’t quite understand at first, so I replied to the girl who was closest friends with my wife and said they were more than welcome to roll some to smoke.

She said, “No, no, you missed the point. Here, I’ll make it clearer.”

She sent another pic, and it was of the lighter left on my tray. The same lighter that’s next to my dick in my wife’s picture.

There was a message attached to this picture: ‘Understand now?‘

My stomach dropped, and I felt my balls ache with embarrassment. I texted my wife to ask what was happening at the house, and all she said was, “Just girl talk!”

It sucks knowing a lighter is bigger than my boner.

This reader’s wife loves dropping the zingers…

I was looking for something recently when my wife asked what I was doing, and I said, “Looking for something.”

She looked down at my groin and said, “It’ll take a while, but you’ll find it eventually.”

Another time over the summer, I walked into the house holding a tape measure. She asked what I was doing, and I replied, “Measuring something.”

She responded, “You don’t have to measure it, honey. I already know how tiny it is, and I’ve learned to live with it,” and started laughing.

Another reader gives the Park Ranger a show…

The nude beach was quieter than I expected but just as I’d hoped. No boats, no sun bathers, not even a paddleboarder. Just trees, water, and a sign announcing that this was clothing-optional.

I’d promised myself I’d try something new. So I took a deep breath, set down my towel, and began stripping down. First, my shirt, followed by my shoes, socks, pants, until eventually I was just in my tighty whites contemplating my choices. I dropped my final covering and immediately discovered that stripping in the open air is 90% Goosebumps and 10% regret. The breeze swept across my body and made every inch (no matter how few) of me reconsider my life choices.

Within seconds, I felt smaller than my ego. Very small. Let’s just say: the lakeside thermostat was set to retract. My manhood had shrunken down to just a head and the tiniest little sack.

I inhaled, exhaled, told myself to relax, and was on my way to a peaceful lounge, where I decided to take a quick stroll to the water fountain. Then I spotted him, a park ranger, fully clothed. He walked steadily down the path while I stood there like a deer in headlights, attempting modesty.

My hands instinctively flew to my crotch (even though, truthfully, only one is needed), then kept shifting because there was no good angle. Everything felt extremely visible, even though it was extremely not. I tried to stand casually, but it’s hard to look casual with your hands cupping your manhood.

The ranger made clear eye contact with me. He didn’t look me up and down, but it was apparent he knew I was hiding a shameful dick. I decided it was better to be confident than to let him think I was micro instead of just small. I dropped my hands and strolled towards him. He didn’t acknowledge me with anything but a nod.

I felt so exposed and humiliated in front of a fully clothed man dripping with authority. I can only be thankful I stayed soft so he might believe it was just shrinkage that made my cock just a nub, not just my inadequacies. Eventually, the humiliation softened into reluctant amusement. Yes, I had just been seen at my smallest. Yes, it was objectively terrible. But the world hadn’t ended.

Meanwhile, this reader’s wife has a drunken night with her friends, where secrets are shared…

Once a month, my wife and her friends have a girls’ night, taking turns hosting it at each other’s houses. Girls’ night usually consists of wine or another drink, maybe an activity, but mostly movies/TV and gossip. This last month, it was her turn to host. On these nights, I lock myself in my office with some drinks and food and play games. Only sometimes do I make an appearance if they need help with something or I need to go to the kitchen, just things like that.

Her friend group is pretty tight-knit. They have done everything together since high school, and they usually don’t tell me much about what they’ve talked about, since I’m not interested or it’s a ‘girl thing,’ in her words. Well, that night, like usual, I am in my room playing games, and I can’t help but notice how loud and how much fun they’re having. I go down to get some water, more like just to see what they’re doing, and I know the TV flickers and the room falls silent with everyone except my wife hiding a smile and not making eye contact. Whatever, not a big deal, and I get my water, and everyone says bye to me, and I head back up, and the noise continues.

Now my wife gets pretty drunk really easily, and she drank a lot this night and stumbled into our bedroom as I am watching TV at like 2 AM and said everyone had gone home and stuff. She also gets really horny when drunk, and we start to fool around a bit after she went to the bathroom and came out in some drop-dead gorgeous lingerie I hadn’t seen yet.

As we are doing the deed, I can’t help but ask, “What were you guys being so loud about and laughing? And what were you watching on the TV?”

Her being horny, drunk, and not thinking, says, “We all talked about and compared our husbands’ dick sizes, and you lost.”

“Well, by how much?” I ask because this is news to me, and it’s the first time I’ve heard of it.

She showed me the results. Out of 7 guys, I was seventh at 4.5” hard. She giggled and said she’d seen some of the other penises, and they’d all seen mine.

I put it all together and see why they were all giggling and avoiding eye contact when I went down there. “Whose was the biggest?” I asked.

“Julia’s husband has a whopping 9.5” on him and is a swinger,” then went on to say how that was the talking point for the rest of the night, really. That and why mine was only 4.5”.

I asked if she was disappointed, and she said no, but she did want to see what a 7” one or larger felt like.

Weirdly enough, I got really turned on by all this and came in her as she was on top of me, riding cowgirl, telling me all this. I also learned her friend Abi was down to see how a 4.5” penis felt.👀

The next day was a blur for her, but she remembered almost everything and was extremely apologetic. The makeup sex was also just as good, and we went about our lives.

While this reader’s wife was worried about the milk…

Prior to my wife cuckolding me, we had a monogamous/FLR relationship. I have a micro penis (3 inches hard), but as my wife was relatively inexperienced when we got together, she did not realise how small I really was. I have also suffered from Erectile Dysfunction (ED) for years due to a lack of confidence in the bedroom.

One day, we were having sex in the missionary position (the only position I can have sex in). For once, my ED was not playing up, and I was ‘Going for Gold,’ feeling quite proud of myself, making a change from the norm, I was giving my wife a ‘good seeing to’ as a husband should. My wife was relatively quiet as she usually is during sex with me.

All of a sudden, she said, “Did you put milk on the shopping list?”

I stopped mid-stroke and said, “Pardon.”

She laughed and said, “Sorry, it just popped into my head. I just can’t feel anything down there, so I was bored.”

We both laughed, and she let me finish. I think it was then that the penny dropped for both of us, how small my cock really is. Two years later, she was cuckolding me with other men.

This reader’s cleaning lady gets an eyeful…

So, my wife used to have a well-endowed lover, who sadly moved away. To remember him, we put up the picture of his amazing cock on a wall across from our bed in a 1:1 aspect ratio. She wanted to have my small dick there as well, which keeps reminding me of how he’s so much better.

Whenever our cleaning woman also cleaned the bedroom, I took down the pictures. But one time, she showed up too early and started vacuuming there. I had no chance to take it down. Maybe she hadn’t seen it, but I did notice a change of attitude toward me. Somehow, she might have realized who I was from these two hugely contrasting pictures.

After that, she cleaned, and she was very dismissive toward me. She used to smile because I’m tall and handsome, but after that, she was uninterested and a bit rude. After she had seen the two pictures, I just left them up whenever she came to clean from then on. The damage was done, and it kind of turned me on knowing she’d be looking at my small dick contrasted to my wife’s ex-lover’s massive cock while she cleaned the bedroom.

Another reader has learned to accept himself…

I’m a 32M. I never thought my penis was tiny growing up, but over the years, I’ve come to accept it for what it is. I actually really enjoy humiliation at this point in my life. Here are just a few quick moments from my life that got me here!

The first girl I ever sent a picture of my dick to (she asked for it, not unsolicited) replied with, ‘Oh… I really thought it would be bigger.🫨‘ Then she told me that all the ones she’d seen before were noticeably larger.

The first girl I ever had sex with told all of the girls in our friend group that I had a small dick. Yes, the other girls did bring it up to me later. At that point in my life, I denied the allegations. 😁

Two girls dared me to ‘whip it out’ in front of them. One of them started pointing and laughing hysterically. The other I actually ended up having sex with later, though, so not all bad! 😎

I was getting hot and heavy with a girl in college in the back of a truck. Things were progressing nicely until I pulled my dick out and moved her hand down to grab it. She stopped, looked down, and didn’t say anything. We went from hot and heavy to just talking pretty quickly. I wonder why? 🤔

A girl I was hooking up with for a while told me to my face that I had a small dick. She did give me the positive: “At least you knew what you were doing, though.” 🫸

I was hanging out with a group of friends, girls and guys. Somehow, we all started to strip (we were all pretty drunk). I was in a small circle with one girl and another guy. The other guy and I both dropped our pants. He was hung. I was, well, I was my usual unimpressive soft self. The guy and girl both definitely got a laugh out of the comparison.

My current girlfriend and I honestly have a great sex life. She knows about my kink. She’ll play into it for me sometimes, although it isn’t really her cup of tea. My favorite moment from that was hearing her talk about an old ex whose soft cock is bigger than my hard dick and used to ravage her absolutely. I sometimes wonder if she thinks about it while we’re having sex. I definitely have!

All this to say, I’ve definitely accepted what I have at this point and love it. Moments like these are probably what led me to this kink. I’ve got more little bits like this that have happened over the years. I used to be embarrassed, but now I accept and love the excitement and thrill it brings!

I’m 4” hard and proud!

Love yourself and all your oddities every day.

Meanwhile, this reader was a nature TV fan until…

Friday Night, there was a Nature Show on TV. An Asia Doco called ‘Crowded Planet.’ Had Tigers, Lizards, Elephants & others Fighting for Flood & Females. Typical Nature Show & Mildly amusing in the Commentary.

Then comes this statement: ‘In one of Taipei’s city parks, Japanese rhinoceros beetles live in large densities…‘

So there are the Scenes of these Beetles head-butting & Jousting, trying to flick each other off the Tree in the Fight for the Females. The males are funny-looking things with a single Antler Sticking out of their heads. The next fight pits a larger male against a smaller one.

The commentary goes on to say: “He’ll have a tough job in front of him with his much smaller horn…”

Seemed like an Innuendo, and prompted my wife to come out with this: “He Will, Won’t He! You’ve always gotta work hard with your ‘much smaller horn.'” 😏 😁 She then casts an accusing look and glances at my naked lap.

Ouch!

While this reader’s wife wants to take cuckolding to a whole new level…

We were making out and engaging in some fairly standard foreplay, and it looked like she had something on her mind. “Hey, baby,” she said, slowly stroking my dick between their pointer finger and thumb. “You know your dick just isn’t enough for me,” which indeed I do know, hence our prolific use of dildos. “I was thinking… Have you heard of a hotwife?”

I nodded, and my co==dick oozed precum, guessing where this was going, but to my surprise, my guess was completely wrong!

“I was thinking… Since your little dick isn’t enough, I was thinking we could bring another cock into the bedroom. Or perhaps several. It shouldn’t be too hard to find another man, or even a bunch of men, with much bigger cocks than yours.”

I gulped and nodded. “You want to find a bigger man to fuck you?”

She gasped in mock outrage and slapped my dick. “Fuck me? What do you think I am, some kind of slut?”

This time, she slapped me on the balls. I moaned in pain and pleasure while they went back to stroking my dick with one hand and squeezing my balls with the other.

“No, you’re the only slut in this relationship,” she scolded me. “I want to make you into my hotwife. I want to pleasure myself with this…” she said, holding up her favorite dildo, “While I watch you suck off other men. I want to compare your little dick with a big, fat, real man’s cock, and then make you go to town on it. I want to pump this in and out of myself while he pumps his cock down your throat. I want to cum on this while he cums on your face. Do you think you can do that for me? Suck a real man’s superior cock and make him cum on your face or down your throat? Do you think you can do that for me, baby?” she asked sweetly.

Her strokes on my little dick were getting faster and faster. My butthole clenched around the plug they had put in earlier. I nodded.

“Yeah, you know you can’t please me with this little thing, but you have so many other ways to please me. And this would make me so happy. Promise you’ll do it? Promise you’ll suck any cock I put in front of you?” she asked.

I nodded eagerly. She was building me up to cum, something she’s very good at controlling the timing of.

“You’ll be my little hotwife? If you’ll be my little hotwife, cum for me now, slut,” she said just as she sent me over the edge, and I exploded all over myself.

She scooped up my cum and fed it to me, then shoved her fingers as far into my mouth as she could.

“God, you’re such a hot little slut. Imagine this is a real man’s cock cumming in your mouth. I can’t wait.”

This reader met a girl who was understanding…

I live in a medium-sized area. Because of this, I’ve dated or hooked up with multiple women in the same circles. They aren’t all friends, but they at least know each other and are friendly with one another. I’d been talking to one girl not long ago who was very cute. She was the unassuming, very nerdy, pretty kind of girl I find super hot. She dressed modestly, wore glasses, usually pulled her hair up, and rarely wore makeup.

She and I had been talking for a few weeks and had gone out on a few dates. Sex had come up, and she was far less innocent than you’d assume from just meeting her. She wasn’t into anything crazy, but was definitely an adventurous woman. On our next date after sex came up, we ended up back at my place. Things started to get hot, and we began to make out on the couch.

She was straddling me, and I pulled her shirt off. Her tits weren’t massive, but definitely bigger than expected after seeing her dress so modestly for the whole time I’d known her. I leaned back, and she started kissing my ear and neck. We started whispering dirty talk back and forth about how we can’t wait to fuck and how hot she is and whatnot. Then out of nowhere, she pauses and kind of swallows.

I think she was trying to be reassuring, but she looked at me and told me, “I want you to feel comfortable with me. Danielle (her friend I slept with) told me you can be a bit self-conscious, but it’s okay.”

“Self-conscious about what?” I asked confused

“I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have said anything… My ex was small, too, and it’s not a big deal,” she giggled and kissed my forehead.

I looked at her, confused, and asked what Danielle had told her. The gist of it was that I had a small dick and I came fast. She assured me it would be okay. I know she meant it in a positive, encouraging way, but it was pretty clear that their whole friend group knew about my tiny dick.

After the talk, I leaned back, and we slid each other’s pants off. She crawled back on my lap and sat back down. Because of the angle of sitting up, I could only get maybe 1-2” inside of her. She tried to bounce a few times, but it kept falling out. So finally she just sat on it and moved her hips. This lasted for all of 90 seconds before I had to pull out and bust all over myself.

I tried to help get her off, but she lay down and just told me to watch as she finished herself off.

Another reader couldn’t get it up…

I was out with a lady friend. We went out for a few drinks. Ended up at her place making out like teens. Then I got her bottoms out. I go to town, but I noticed I am still soft, so while eating her pussy, I start jerking myself in my pants. After 10-15 minutes, she takes my pants down. There I was, a tall guy with his little dick still soft. Her face was disappointed, but she pushed me on the bed and started rubbing it with her palm, sucking it, and used her two fingers to make it grow, but it had nothing. She tried to get it hard for 10-15 minutes, but nothing. So I am a tall guy with a small dick and with erectile dysfunction. I was so embarrassed, I ate her out again. Not my finest moment.

Meanwhile, this reader gets around…

I’m below-average in length (4.5 inches), but I’m also relatively thin in regards to girth, so the girl feels nothing. At first, I thought I was of average size. My first time was with a black trans woman. After our date, we went to her house, and as soon as I pulled down my pants, I saw the disappointment in her face. She made me suck her black cock that was bigger than mine. I hesitated first because it was my first time doing fellatio. She then bent over and asked me to lick her asshole, but I said no. She didn’t even touch my small dick and made me leave her place.

A few months later, I met another girl (a biological female this time). She said she was a virgin, and when we were making out naked on top of each other, my dick just slid inside of her like it was nothing. I lost my virginity, and I didn’t even know till she told me to take it out.

Then I hooked up with four trans women (different times) who were all so much bigger than me. One had the longest cock, and another had the thickest cock I have ever seen.

Another time, I tried to have sex with a biological girl, and she couldn’t feel anything. From doggystyle, my dick wouldn’t go inside of her because of her big ass cheeks. She told me to use one of her dildos to fuck her. Her smallest dildo was double the length and girth of my hard dick. She told me I had the smallest dick and balls out of all of her hookups.

I have only met one trans woman who had a smaller dick than me, but we didn’t fuck.

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