By Jubalog. The sunlight coming in through the windows forces you awake. The effects of last night’s escapades are still present on your body. Evidence of poor decision-making show in how you decided to crash on your stepmother’s couch. You feel the cool ceiling fan on your exposed skin and shiver. Your heart drops as you notice the air on your groin. You open your eyes and look down towards your crotch to see your two-inch (ca. 5 cm) erect