These are just jokes. If can’t laugh at yourself then don’t read them. 1. When you got circumcised, did they use an electron microscope? 2. Your dick’s so small, you can sodomise ants. 3. Your dick’s so small, you can masturbate through the slits in a fork 4. Your dick’s so small, you rent out the Hubble telescope when you have to piss. 5. Your dick’s so small, bacteria laugh at it. 6. Your dick’s so small, you