SPH Sub I was at a party in an affluent part of Inner West London thrown by my friend Ophelia, who I’d met ten years earlier at the University. Like me, aged twenty-nine, most of the people here were in their late twenties. We were drinking gin, having minor squabbles over whose Spotify playlist to use, chatting pseudo-highbrow bullshit – the usual party stuff. But a couple of hours ago, a boy walked in who I’d not seen before. And
Read moreSize Queer The comments kept coming, like flies to a very tasty and humiliating pot of honey. The best were from the prettiest girls. I mean, not that I gave a single shit about girls, I was gay as fuck, but their comments were delicious anyway. “LMAO—what a dork” “Maybe you should drop the books and hit the gym sometimes Mike lol” “Do you even lift, brah?” I scrolled up to the picture on the college confession page: it showed
Read moreBy Our Readers Our readers share their moments of small dick zen. Our first reader describes how his first ever date turned sour… All the teasing and being the butt of jokes took its toll, I had finally mustered the courage to pursue a female. I knew why I was a hopeless virgin but against my better judgement I decided to ask out a girl I went to school with. Somehow she said yeah and before I could even
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